People have been looking forward to the quality threads, like previous years before, and of course, we have observed that it isn't present this year. Triert, is the one we can all blame for this. For you see, following a few particular events, Triert now wishes to make Chao Island his own Discord server. Chao Island itself is where Triert lost his heart, it shriveled away into this dense, dark, material. A core of pure evil.
We are lead to believe that he has been planning this for years, as evident by this quote from a piece of literature he wrote several years ago.
It's quite obvious that he is referring to himself when foretelling this wretched entity hell bent on decimating all that is good.A major dilemma, a member revolt and an awakened evil that is certain to destroy chao island. How will the moderators handle this, will everyone be saved? Or will they perish...
Triert, is a joyless feral cretin that only abides by his wild instincts (that probably has rabies, please watch out), he also has gained dark supernatural abilities upon the collapse of his heart, including mind control. Now then, I think you know where I'm going with this. Triert, now gone mad by his cosmic powers, he possessed Mooncow's mind. Our vulnerable admin lost control of his will, to this BEAST.
Triert's first command to his victim of mind control, was to prevent new users from making an account via the registration page. His second command to make the moderators turn the other cheek, as he spreads his chaos all across the boards. Triert will not be satisfied until he has full control of everything we once held dear. Of course, being Triert, he knew that this thread was coming. I feel it's best if you first heard it from us, but you might recall a thread similar to this, a few years back. Don't let this fool you, for this too is Triert's doing, as a subtle means to invalidate our case.
This is just the beginning. In the months following his long conquest, Triert plans on absorbing the powers of gods beyond the stars to become the new alpha and omega of this ultraverse. Everyone on Chao Island will then become his personal slaves for all eternity. Eventually, once he has achieved this god hood, he will use all of you as vessels to steal the souls of all living things in this ultraverse, to all collapse into one single entity within the dense, dark core of his being. Eliminating all independent thoughts and emotions, you will no longer be you. All will become Triert.
So, what do we do to put a stop to this? To put a stop to Triert's maniacal plots? We construct a mythical spear of power to pierce into his dark core, to put him into an ever lasting sleep, so that his evil plans never come to fruition. So that your individual being remains integral. We will not become Triert. We must stand up to this approaching darkness to stop the downfall of humanity, the downward spiral into Triert.
The end is near, the end is Triert.