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Post by retrolinkx » Sat Aug 12, 2017 2:24 am

Can we have a MATURE discussion about this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b80mF4pJzNQ Erm....over 12's only.

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Post by Triert » Sat Aug 12, 2017 2:27 am

I'm honestly not that surprised.

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Post by Rajikaru » Sat Aug 12, 2017 2:33 am

No, we can't. /thread.

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Post by chaoadventures » Sat Aug 12, 2017 2:45 am

However, despite this finding:
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Post by Triert » Sat Aug 12, 2017 2:53 am

fox is killing little children confirmed

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Post by Nano » Sat Aug 12, 2017 2:58 am

Hahahahaha


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Post by EvilPinkamina » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:02 am

Scientific studies are always bull **** unless its got actual peer reviews.
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Post by Triert » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:04 am

Speaking honestly here, do you mean to say this wasn't a peer reviewed study?

Let's dissect this.

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Post by Triert » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:25 am

We could also do that

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Post by EvilPinkamina » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:44 am

Triert wrote:Speaking honestly here, do you mean to say this wasn't a peer reviewed study?

Let's dissect this.
a majority of studies are poorly peer reviewed because there's no glory (or money) in being the second person to discover something, and everybody gotta eat.

EDIT: Also to add on, most studies on the news are either poorly translated to the media or poorly peer reviewed. This is a good vid about it that i'd definitely recommend. John Oliver is generally a comedian but they also do decent journalism for the show, even if they deny it.
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Post by Ivogoji » Sat Aug 12, 2017 5:48 am

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Post by Jeffery Mewtamer » Sat Aug 12, 2017 2:56 pm

I'm pretty sure a scientific paper needs peer review to make it into any reputable journal. The bigger problem is that so many papers are either based on very small sample sizes, aren't sufficiently blinded, or fail to replicate.

And yeah, popular science journalism has a bad habit of distorting what scientific papers say, sometimes so badly that the conclusion presented in the headline is the exact opposite of the conclusions presented in the paper the journalist claims to cite but probably didn't even read, much less understand.

That said, some possibly important questions:
Do the breasts in question have to belong to an individual the viewer finds physically attractive? Would staring at the breasts of an ugly person have the same benefits? Would a straight male get the same benefit starting at male breasts as female breasts? Could one get the benefits from staring at their own breasts?
Does touching breasts offer the same benefit as staring at them? Does it make a difference if the person touching is incapable of staring?
Does size matter? Would staring at a pair of AAA mosquito bites offer the same benefit as staring at a pair of DDD melons?
How does the effect vary across various demographic metrics both for the viewer and the breasts?
Probably a thousand other things I can't think of at the moment.
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Post by EvilPinkamina » Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:37 pm

Yeah, a scientific paper needs peer review to make it into a reputable journal. Shame that there are less than reputable journals that also get studies on the news.
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Post by Tsui » Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:51 pm

But what if I don't wanna?
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Post by Pumpkinium » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:38 pm

staring at men's pants regions is good for you.

source: i get the same healthy feeling when i look at them.
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Post by Lamby » Sun Aug 13, 2017 12:12 am

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Post by Ivogoji » Sun Aug 13, 2017 4:17 am

Too bad David Bowie is no longer with us.
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Post by cloudchaoclan » Sun Sep 03, 2017 10:22 am

Humans enjoy seeing human parts that we were literally programmed to like, nothing new. That's the thing I'll never understand about the sex negative movements from both the past and modern day

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Post by chaoadventures » Sun Sep 03, 2017 2:37 pm

why are some of you actually trying to take this topic's existence seriously though
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Post by Rajikaru » Sun Sep 03, 2017 3:39 pm

Because you didn't make the thread and therefore you have no knowledge on whether retro wanted the thread to be taken seriously?

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Post by chaoadventures » Sun Sep 03, 2017 3:44 pm

my question wasn't meant to be taken seriously either

that's why it's in all lowercase
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