Crap RP

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: um, you already butchered it pretty good so i don't think there's much to do unless you want to bury it

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester takes out some lighter fluid and lights a match.
Sylvester: This will do.
Sylvester pours the lighter fluid on Sonic's corpse and lights it on fire.

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: whoa

[CasualCollision]

The fire then starts lights some nearby grass and starts to spread.
Sylvester: Oh ****. Better bounce before the park rangers catch whiff of us.

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: smokey is gonna be pissed

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester: Smokey's an old BDSM buddy of mine. He gets off to me being an uppitty little *****.
Sylvester starts running away from the fire as it starts to engulf a few trees.
Sylvester: Better run.

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: oh christ

riku uravae runs away with sylvester

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester: Do you know where this mansion is?

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: how am i supposed to know

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester: I don't know don't you get a hate boner from stalking him or something?

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: who told you that did someone vague about me

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester: Because you just TOLD me

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: vapor boy

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester: Don't finish my sentences. Anyway so where is it?

[Triert]

Name: Park Ranger
Gender: Yeah
Age: 23
Species: Human
Alignment: Neutral Evil
likes: Shooting people
hates: People destroying his park
Description: Look at the photo but has a gun
Character Photo (MANDATORY):

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester sees the park ranger catching up to them.
Sylvester: OH SHI'T HE'S ONTO US

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: oh fuc

[Triert]

The ranger's roaver gained on them, firing off antipersonell shots at both, though missing each one. "I'll hang you both from my wall and slap your butts like drums every thursday night!" He yelled chasing them at 20mph.

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: sh it my twink ass won't be able to take the abuse

[CasualCollision]

A bullet grazes his left shoulder.
Sylvester: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH DAMN IT
The hellish relentless flames followed by the armed Ranger with murder in his eyes is truly a horrifying sight to behold, and would strike terror in even the most hardened of individuals.

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: if i die right now i hope god is merciful to me

[Triert]

Triert: He won't be

Park Ranger: Now that I finally have you two where I want you, you're going to work for me now.

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester: You can only beg to a non-existent god for a better tomorrow.

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: This is my punishment.

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester: NOTHING CAN BREAK MY RELENTLESS SPIRIT
Sylvester can somehow feel an inexplicable force jamming hard against his gunshot wound and he starts crying out for mercy.