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Re: Crap RP

Post by CasualCollision » Fri Jul 14, 2017 1:55 am

Suddenly, Dan Bell steps out of the K-Mart.

Dan Bell: I've got a message for you. You are pathetic, and we're all ashamed of you. Seriously, how could you stoop so low? And for what?

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Re: Crap RP

Post by Vaporwave » Fri Jul 14, 2017 1:59 am

riku uravae: dan bell i will kill myself just for you right now if you tell me to
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Re: Crap RP

Post by CasualCollision » Fri Jul 14, 2017 2:30 am

Name: Dan Bell
Gender: Too good for this world.
Age: 40
Species: Good
Alignment: Great
likes: Vaporwave, Dead Malls, Abandoned Rooms, Clean Rooms
hates: Filthy motel managers, bed bugs, bees, getting into car crashes
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Dan Bell looks at both of us as if he just saw a bunch of roaches crawl out from a foul smelling crack in the wall.
Dan Bell: You can't.

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Re: Crap RP

Post by Vaporwave » Fri Jul 14, 2017 2:46 am

riku uravae: i'm sorry dan bell i forgot
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Re: Crap RP

Post by Pufflehugs » Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:39 am

The cloaked figure steps out of the K-Mart/Vapormart and kicks Dan Bell onto the ground.
If you say C*ncrete with no censor I'LL BLOCK YOU
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Re: Crap RP

Post by Vaporwave » Sun Jul 16, 2017 3:14 am

riku uravae: you'll pay for this *knife*
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Re: Crap RP

Post by CasualCollision » Sun Jul 16, 2017 3:16 am

Sylvester: I don't think you realize what you've just done.

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Re: Crap RP

Post by Pufflehugs » Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:23 pm

The cloaked figure removes his cloak, making his form apparent.
Name: Brewster
Gender: Probably male idk
Age: 45
Species: Pidgeon
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
likes: Hot coffee, pizza pie, kidnapping random people for no reason
hates: Modern music, cooled coffee, being surpassed
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Re: Crap RP

Post by eblu » Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:27 pm

Pacman From "Here Comes Pacman": Yo Yo Yo Yo!
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Re: Crap RP

Post by chaoadventures » Wed Jul 19, 2017 10:18 pm

Right then, The President came out of K-Mart.

The President: Have you KIDS been paying your taxes?

If not, I'm gonna have to press some charges.
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Re: Crap RP

Post by Pufflehugs » Wed Jul 19, 2017 10:21 pm

Brewster: I ain't no damn citizen!
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Re: Crap RP

Post by Vaporwave » Thu Jul 20, 2017 11:09 pm

riku uravae: stupip
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Re: Crap RP

Post by CasualCollision » Sat Jul 22, 2017 1:12 am

Sylvester and Riku Uravae ignore all the commotion and head into the K-mart. Dan Bell follows suit. As soon as they all make it into the store, the doors behind them all lock.

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Re: Crap RP

Post by Pufflehugs » Sat Jul 22, 2017 2:09 am

Brewster: GOD DAMN IT I'M LOCKED OUT AFTER ALL THAT WAITING
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Re: Crap RP

Post by chaoadventures » Sat Jul 22, 2017 2:12 am

President: I can't allow you to enter K-mart if you're not a citizen.
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Re: Crap RP

Post by Pufflehugs » Sat Jul 22, 2017 2:24 am

Brewster teleports behind the President
Brewster: Nothin' personnel, kid.
Brewster pulls out a Super Scope and blasts the President in the head
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Re: Crap RP

Post by chaoadventures » Sat Jul 22, 2017 2:42 am

Then the President crashes to the ground but survives and points his NES Zapper at Brewster and mutters "Fly away." before firing.
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Re: Crap RP

Post by Pufflehugs » Sat Jul 22, 2017 2:50 am

Brewster: Oww no not fair
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Re: Crap RP

Post by Vaporwave » Sat Jul 22, 2017 6:24 am

riku uravae: dan bell what do we do now
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Re: Crap RP

Post by CasualCollision » Sat Jul 22, 2017 1:56 pm

Dan Bell: Run.

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Re: Crap RP

Post by Vaporwave » Sun Jul 23, 2017 2:54 am

riku uravae looks into the deadly pits of horror in dan bell's eyes
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Re: Crap RP

Post by CasualCollision » Sat Jul 29, 2017 5:32 am

Suddenly, a car full of angry bees come crashing in through the rows of shelves, swerves right, and heads right at the trio.
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Re: Crap RP

Post by Vaporwave » Sat Jul 29, 2017 5:36 am

riku uravae: good
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Re: Crap RP

Post by CasualCollision » Sat Jul 29, 2017 5:38 am

Sylvester: Oh ****, the hive as a macro organism has become sentient!
He intuitively deducts.

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Re: Crap RP

Post by Vaporwave » Sat Jul 29, 2017 5:38 am

riku uravae: what about ants
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