Crap RP
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Dash: I don't know what that means, but I assume it has something to do with explosions. That doesn't sound good!
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riku uravae: may god have mercy on you
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Sylvester: Oh Eggman is definitely making some explosions alright. Inside your mom. You better save her.
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riku uravae: sylvester you piss stain don't encourage him
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Dash: Oh no, that really doesn't sound good!
Dash runs upstairs. Sounds of commotion can be heard moments later.
Dash runs upstairs. Sounds of commotion can be heard moments later.
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riku uravae: This is his punishment.
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Sylvester: Whelp, glad that's over with. I got better things to do than to teach a kid about the unrelenting bleakness of reality. Let's burn this place.
Sylvester whistles as he makes his way out of the dining room, pouring lighter fluid all over broken furniture.
Sylvester whistles as he makes his way out of the dining room, pouring lighter fluid all over broken furniture.
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riku uravae: god will choose if he lives or dies, and will decide our fates as well
riku uravae follows sylvester
riku uravae follows sylvester
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Sylvester makes a complete rotation of the first floor, drenching everything in lighter fluid. He makes it to the front door and lights a match.
Sylvester: Wanna do the honors?
Sylvester holds the lit match out.
Sylvester: Wanna do the honors?
Sylvester holds the lit match out.
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Name: Smokey the Bear
Gender: Male
Age: 67
Species: Bear
Alignment: Lawful Good
likes: Preventing forest fires
hates: Forest fires
Description: A bear in a cap
Character Photo (MANDATORY):
Gender: Male
Age: 67
Species: Bear
Alignment: Lawful Good
likes: Preventing forest fires
hates: Forest fires
Description: A bear in a cap
Character Photo (MANDATORY):
Re: Crap RP
riku uravae: yes, thank you
riku uravae takes the lit match and drops it onto the trail of lighterfluid
riku uravae: We will be punished.
riku uravae takes the lit match and drops it onto the trail of lighterfluid
riku uravae: We will be punished.
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Smokey the Bear walks into the scene
Smokey: I know what you did.
Smokey: I know what you did.
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riku uravae: This is our punishment.
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Smokey runs at Riku and tackles him to the ground.
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Sylvester walks away from the burning wreckage. The forest fire remains contained in the landscape. The fire quickly reaches the basement's radiator and a loud bang happens taking a chunk out of the mansion and launching falling debris in every direction.
Sylvester: HOLY CRAP that scared the hell out of me!
Suddenly he comes face to face with Smokey the Bear, his bdsm partner and watches in glee as the brutal display of dominance unfolds.
Sylvester: HOLY CRAP that scared the hell out of me!
Suddenly he comes face to face with Smokey the Bear, his bdsm partner and watches in glee as the brutal display of dominance unfolds.
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Smokey charges towards Sylvester
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riku uravae: is this how i die
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Sylvester: That's right, I started the fire. I set Sonic on fire. Are you here to punish me for being naughty?
Sylvester lights a match provocatively.
Sylvester lights a match provocatively.
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riku uravae: that's gay
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Sylvester lights a nearby shrub with the match, and stares at Smokey lustfully.
Sylvester: Hit me with that shovel daddy.
It is only fair to mention that the safe word for Smokey differs, and can only be ushered by the old gods of the deepest circle.
Sylvester: Hit me with that shovel daddy.
It is only fair to mention that the safe word for Smokey differs, and can only be ushered by the old gods of the deepest circle.
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riku uravae: i want to punch you in the throat shut the hell up
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riku uravae: i want you dead
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A shovel to the face makes a resounding clang and Sylvester is knocked out cold. He falls flat on his face on the ground and upon losing consciousness he has a nocturnal emission.
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riku uravae: This is your punishment.