Crap RP
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Sylvester: I'd hope not.
The car runs the two over, and the bees start stinging them aggressively. Dan Bell took his own advice and had started running as soon as the car came through.
The car runs the two over, and the bees start stinging them aggressively. Dan Bell took his own advice and had started running as soon as the car came through.
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riku uravae: god bless him
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Sylvester screams as the car rolls over him repeatedly, and the bees continue to sting relentlessly.
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riku uravae: oh ow this hurts stop it
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Sylvester laments over how he didn't take the man's advice. He manages to crawl out from under the car and take off. It isn't long before the car and hive take notice and follow suit inside the abandoned K-Mart.
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riku uravae: this abandoned k-mart shall suffer with us
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Sylvester begins to tire, as it becomes increasingly obvious that it is impossible for him to outpace a vehicle. That is, until, he realizes he's a Sonic OC. "Oh, right, I can go fast."
Sylvester goes fast.
Sylvester goes fast.
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riku uravae: sylvester cheated
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The President: Brewster do you hear that?
It's the sound of people who don't play their taxes getting run over and chased by angry bees in a car, specifically a Ferrari.
They're going to ruin its pristine quality.
It's the sound of people who don't play their taxes getting run over and chased by angry bees in a car, specifically a Ferrari.
They're going to ruin its pristine quality.
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Brewster: Nice.
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riku uravae: i wish someone would godmod me into dying
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Then, for some unexplained reason, Brewster ends up in the bee Ferrari.
Brewster: YOU BEES ARE DONE FOR!
Brewster: YOU BEES ARE DONE FOR!
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riku uravae died
riku uravae: ow
riku uravae: ow
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Only Triert gets godmod you buffoon.
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The spirit of the dead park ranger had appeared and with a snap of his fingers, had sent Vapor to a personal hell.
"Now Vapor, this machine has curled your body to first make you really uncomfortable but it doesn't end there, attached out of your abdomen is a tube that will take the pee out of you and fill my pee jar that powers all my dark energies." The Park Ranger said as he revealed a tank of water.
"Here, you will be constantly given water to make sure you are in a constant state of peeing, you will be my source of energy now and forever. I will punish this world for it's crimes against nature, and creating The Emojii Movie instead of the Popeye movie."
"Now Vapor, this machine has curled your body to first make you really uncomfortable but it doesn't end there, attached out of your abdomen is a tube that will take the pee out of you and fill my pee jar that powers all my dark energies." The Park Ranger said as he revealed a tank of water.
"Here, you will be constantly given water to make sure you are in a constant state of peeing, you will be my source of energy now and forever. I will punish this world for it's crimes against nature, and creating The Emojii Movie instead of the Popeye movie."
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Brewster: Alright, first of all, sending a user to a Hell instead of that user's character it singlehandedly the best strategy I've ever heard for RPing. Second of all, wouldn't it be a better idea to get like, an echidna as an energy source? Now, if you don't mind me, I have to turn my attention back to these bees.
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The park ranged had laughed with Brewster. "It is, the wise and powerful Triert asked me to make it very clear he didn't come up with that on accident and meant to type riku all along. He thought it's better if he takes credit for it instead of admit his mistake using a bracket." The Park Ranger said as Vaporwave was thrown inside of a closet as Riku was instead used as the energy source.
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chao island user vaporwave was thrown into the closet despite having the pee tube still sticking out of him, he looked at riku uravae as he was taking his place, "you're a canon kingdom hearts character that was recolored to look like me because i'm kin with you"
riku uravae: what the fk is a kin
there was no explanation as the closet door closed, likely trapping chao island user vaporwave forever
riku uravae: what the fk is a kin
there was no explanation as the closet door closed, likely trapping chao island user vaporwave forever
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The park ranged laughed "It's not forever, it's only until triert posts again and-actually yeah get ready to wait forever." He said as he prepared to annihilate humanity with piss power.
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Brewster: Good thing I'm a pigeon and not a human.
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riku uravae: um, i just had my birthday party and had three jello shots and a vodka sunrise that might dry the pee up
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The President: How do you plan on starting the pee apocalypse, without properly paying your plumbing and water taxes???
Without them your plan is NOTHING. Don't make me come up there and evict you from your throne.
Without them your plan is NOTHING. Don't make me come up there and evict you from your throne.
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Brewster pulls out a flyswatter and begins rapidly swatting at the bees.
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they said pee not bee i can't have you in here if you refuse to follow the rules laid out by me a few seconds from now
don't swat the bees this is a rule
don't swat the bees this is a rule