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Re: Crap RP

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Bully: Aha! Just as I had predicted, Triert left yet again! This is why KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!
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The musical deathbox had just finished wiping out a nearby town as Bully made his claim before returning to his side to play the same music Triert hated.
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Bully: Alright, I'll just let my Doom Dancer Robot do all this work for me while I attend night school. After all, KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!
Bully departs in the direction of his night school, and disappears off in the distance.
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Sylvester: ...Do you think he realizes that he just stepped out of a chopper in mid air?
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Sylvester sees an abandoned K-Mart overheard.
Sylvester: HEY PILOT HOLD THE **** UP
Sylvester forcibly shoves the pilot out of the way and divebombs into the parking lot.
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Re: Crap RP

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riku uravae: oh it's the vapor-mart, nice
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The chopper explodes in a glorious fireball and all of us are charred to a crisp. But because we can't die, we live. Thankfully, all of our nerves were burned in the blink of an eye, and we don't feel a think. Sylvester emerges from the wreckage unrecognizable, resembling a deeply charred corpse.
Sylvester: sahfjksafhaskjlda
He can't talk because his lips were burnt off.
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Re: Crap RP

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riku uravae: a;lskdff;

riku uravae wanting to say that this was an awful idea and sylvester deserves to die over it
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Sylvester: I know.
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riku uravae: This is our punishment.
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Sylvester: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK YOU PIECE OF SHI'T
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riku uravae: LICK MY ASS
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Sylvester: Cleanse yourself
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riku uravae: I TAKE THAT BACK, EAT MY ASS, EAT MY WHOLE ASS
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Sylvester: **** that let's break stuff.
Sylvester picks up a lead pipe and starts smashing a random nearby car.
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Re: Crap RP

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Name: The President
Gender: Humanity
Age: 9000+
Species: ALPHABET
Alignment: good
likes: His lasers, being able to fly, the fact he's buff, raves, and Shadow the Hedgehog.
hates: other people's lasers and people who don't pay their taxes
Description: "The ultimate president" He can make lasers with different powers, can fly, and is buff. He is your tax dollars at work.
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Re: Crap RP

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A mysterious, cloaked figure walks up to Sylvester and Riku, and hands them both ice cream cones. The ice cream is a neon green colour.
???: It'll heal you. That's why it's so green. Go on, eat it.
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riku uravae: scared
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Sylvester snatches the ice cream from his hand and promptly gives a lick. All it took was one lick for his body to start regenerating rapidly. The nerves were the first to come back, and be bellowed out a blood curdling scream and collapsed to the ground.
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Re: Crap RP

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riku uravae: stupip
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Sylvester continues to have the worst 30 seconds of his pitiful life until he finishes regenerating good as new. He passed out and pissed himself.
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riku uravae: gross
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riku uravae: did you just recite a url to me ?
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sylvester: no
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