Crap RP
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- Courageous Chao
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Re: Crap RP
Bully: Aha! Just as I had predicted, Triert left yet again! This is why KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!
Re: Crap RP
The musical deathbox had just finished wiping out a nearby town as Bully made his claim before returning to his side to play the same music Triert hated.
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- Courageous Chao
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Re: Crap RP
Bully: Alright, I'll just let my Doom Dancer Robot do all this work for me while I attend night school. After all, KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!
Bully departs in the direction of his night school, and disappears off in the distance.
Bully departs in the direction of his night school, and disappears off in the distance.
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Re: Crap RP
Sylvester: ...Do you think he realizes that he just stepped out of a chopper in mid air?
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Re: Crap RP
Sylvester sees an abandoned K-Mart overheard.
Sylvester: HEY PILOT HOLD THE **** UP
Sylvester forcibly shoves the pilot out of the way and divebombs into the parking lot.
Sylvester: HEY PILOT HOLD THE **** UP
Sylvester forcibly shoves the pilot out of the way and divebombs into the parking lot.
Re: Crap RP
riku uravae: oh it's the vapor-mart, nice
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Re: Crap RP
The chopper explodes in a glorious fireball and all of us are charred to a crisp. But because we can't die, we live. Thankfully, all of our nerves were burned in the blink of an eye, and we don't feel a think. Sylvester emerges from the wreckage unrecognizable, resembling a deeply charred corpse.
Sylvester: sahfjksafhaskjlda
He can't talk because his lips were burnt off.
Sylvester: sahfjksafhaskjlda
He can't talk because his lips were burnt off.
Re: Crap RP
riku uravae: a;lskdff;
riku uravae wanting to say that this was an awful idea and sylvester deserves to die over it
riku uravae wanting to say that this was an awful idea and sylvester deserves to die over it
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Re: Crap RP
riku uravae: This is our punishment.
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Re: Crap RP
riku uravae: LICK MY ASS
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Re: Crap RP
riku uravae: I TAKE THAT BACK, EAT MY ASS, EAT MY WHOLE ASS
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Re: Crap RP
Sylvester: **** that let's break stuff.
Sylvester picks up a lead pipe and starts smashing a random nearby car.
Sylvester picks up a lead pipe and starts smashing a random nearby car.
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Re: Crap RP
Name: The President
Gender: Humanity
Age: 9000+
Species: ALPHABET
Alignment: good
likes: His lasers, being able to fly, the fact he's buff, raves, and Shadow the Hedgehog.
hates: other people's lasers and people who don't pay their taxes
Description: "The ultimate president" He can make lasers with different powers, can fly, and is buff. He is your tax dollars at work.
Character Photo (MANDATORY):
Gender: Humanity
Age: 9000+
Species: ALPHABET
Alignment: good
likes: His lasers, being able to fly, the fact he's buff, raves, and Shadow the Hedgehog.
hates: other people's lasers and people who don't pay their taxes
Description: "The ultimate president" He can make lasers with different powers, can fly, and is buff. He is your tax dollars at work.
Character Photo (MANDATORY):
Spoiler:
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- Courageous Chao
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Re: Crap RP
A mysterious, cloaked figure walks up to Sylvester and Riku, and hands them both ice cream cones. The ice cream is a neon green colour.
???: It'll heal you. That's why it's so green. Go on, eat it.
???: It'll heal you. That's why it's so green. Go on, eat it.
Re: Crap RP
riku uravae: scared
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Re: Crap RP
Sylvester snatches the ice cream from his hand and promptly gives a lick. All it took was one lick for his body to start regenerating rapidly. The nerves were the first to come back, and be bellowed out a blood curdling scream and collapsed to the ground.
Re: Crap RP
riku uravae: stupip
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Re: Crap RP
Sylvester continues to have the worst 30 seconds of his pitiful life until he finishes regenerating good as new. He passed out and pissed himself.
Re: Crap RP
riku uravae: gross
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Re: Crap RP
riku uravae: did you just recite a url to me ?
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