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Re: Crap RP

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Sylvester: I'm with him on this one. You can only pray to a non-existent god for a better tomorrow.
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Re: Crap RP

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riku uravae: This is our punishment.
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Re: Crap RP

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Sylvester: You'd best stick with us. We know how to sort this all out.
Sylvester casually lobs a grenade into a nearby door frame.
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Re: Crap RP

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riku uravae: This is your punishment.
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Re: Crap RP

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Dash: I'll show you guys punishment!
Dash tightens his grip on his hammer and points at Sylvester and Riku
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Re: Crap RP

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Sylvester: Be gentle.
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Re: Crap RP

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riku uravae: This is my punishment.
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Re: Crap RP

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Sylvester gets on his hands and knees and presents his ass to Dash.
Sylvester: The safe word is daddy.
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Re: Crap RP

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riku uravae explicitly at sylvester: shut the fuc k up goddammit
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Re: Crap RP

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Dash swings his hammer at Sylvester
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Re: Crap RP

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riku uravae: This is his punishment.
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Re: Crap RP

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The impact sends him flying into a spare wardrobe and through a wall.
Sylvester: That hurts so good. Hit me harder.
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Re: Crap RP

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riku uravae: i'm going to ask god to kill you
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Re: Crap RP

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Dash jumps and hits Sylvester with a homing attack, before hitting him with the hammer again
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Re: Crap RP

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riku uravae: please god kill sylvester for being a puke chunk
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Re: Crap RP

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Sylvester's is sent pummeling through a field of debris. The air is knocked out of him but he regains his composure.
Sylvester: That's right, get out all that pent up tensions from your daddy issues. Oh **** I said daddy.
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Re: Crap RP

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riku uravae: i'm banning that word forever
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Re: Crap RP

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Sylvester: Only Triert gets that ability.
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Re: Crap RP

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The use of the safe word has no effect on Dash, due to his lack of understanding on what a safe word is, and not really knowing that Sylvester is in this for the kinks. He runs at Sylvester and hits him with the hammer again.
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Re: Crap RP

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riku uravae: oh













okay
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Sylvester rolls out of the way of the hammer's swinging radius.
Sylvester: Whoa, not cool. What do you think this is, 50 shades of Grey? You gotta honor the safe word.
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Re: Crap RP

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Dash: I don't know what that means, but I've got no respect for Eggman's goonies!
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Re: Crap RP

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riku uravae: for the last time we are adults with crippling depression and slowly-draining empathy
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Re: Crap RP

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Sylvester: Child, I believe you misheard. We like Eggman about as much as the next person. That said, you'll find him upstairs, banging your mom. That's not a dis that's literally what he's doing right now.
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Re: Crap RP

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riku uravae: This is your punishment.
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