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Re: Crap RP

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riku uravae follows after sylvester

riku uravae: by the way i'm single(?)
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Sylvester: Well that makes an awful lot of sense.
Sylvester finally finds a wardrobe and finds some fancy upper class trousers to put on. They look posh in a flamboyant way.
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riku uravae: shut the fuc up
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Sylvester open the door to presumably a bedroom. He turns the light on to find Amy and Eggman sharing a queen sized bed caught in the act. They gasp in surprise.
Sylvester: What in god's name is this atrocity I'm witnessing before my eyes?
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Re: Crap RP

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riku uravae: Finish me please
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Sylvester: So what? He kills your boyfriend so you get with him? I literally cannot fathom this.
They both sheepishly and awkwardly get dressed.
Eggman: I didn't kill him. Someone or something else did.
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Re: Crap RP

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riku uravae: i want to vomit on amy's face
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Sylvester: Go right ahead I was thinking the same thing. ****** Eggman? Gross.
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Re: Crap RP

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riku uravae: yeah what the hell
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Sylvester: I don't get it.
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riku uravae: sam
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Sylvester: I literally cannot fathom the actions and reasoning of Amy The Hedgehog.
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riku uravae: do you just... want to leave? can we go to mcdonalds i can't take this
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Sylvester: Whatever I don't even care. I didn't come here for exposition or really anything. Where's the riches?
Amy and Eggman shrug and blow us off.
Sylvester: Well that's ****** rude of them. What made them think it was even a good idea to do it here?
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riku uravae: sonic betrayed us
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Sylvester: That son of a *****. He knew this would happen and now he's getting the last laugh. The plot thickens.
Sylvester closes the door and sighs.
Sylvester: Well, while we're here might as well have some fun and break all of his ****.
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riku uravae: can i piss before we smash the toilet
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riku uravae: oh
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Re: Crap RP

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riku uravae: i'm not gonna wave around a pissy golf club go find me something better after i'm done
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riku uravae zips up his pants which were somehow unzipped to begin with. riku uravae breaks off a table leg and uses it smash stuff off the fireplace mantle

riku uravae: haha this is cool
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Throws china plates like frisbees at all the walls and stomps on all of the teacups. He then remembers that he's heavily armed and starts firing an automatic rifle like crazy all around him.
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Re: Crap RP

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riku uravae: please don't shoot me yet
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