Crap RP

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester: Shut the hell up Riku. Let me angst over how I'll never be able to live up to the mastery of this Ranger. I can't compete with this. To hell with this let's take his rover.

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: haha you called me riku

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester: Shup up. I'm driving dickweed.
Sylvester gets on the driver's side of the rover and starts it. He finds the interior to be lined with an arsenal.

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae gets in the rover and starts up the radio

riku uravae: damn i wish i brought my casettes

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester tunes into Linkin Park and puts the stick shift into gear. They drive through the burning hellish landscape that would make a metal album artist blush.

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: this is edgy and gay stop it

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester jacks off with his newly regenerated forskin to a gay bdsm magazine whilst steering with his knees.
Sylvester: I'm sorry what was that?

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: wait how the fuc are you doing that

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester: Keep an eye on the road will you? I've got a lot of pent up frustration I need to let off.

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: jesus christ i can't deal with this

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester: You should have thought about what you were willing to do to get the job done.
The Mansion can be seen on the horizon on a hill.

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae sees the mansion

riku uravae: thank god i hope this will be worth it

[CasualCollision]

They reach the top of the hill. All around is a burning smoldering wilderness blazing radiantly as far as the eye can see. Smoke and soot blanket the sky.
Sylvester: A decent sendoff for the blue blur, don't you think? I wonder if this is symbolic of something.

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: i can finally enjoy my videogames in peace now that he's gone

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester: Freedom will be waiting when the Sonic series dies.

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: liberate my soul, free me from this agony

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester forgets to park the Rover and it cruises into the garage door and crashes through it. All around live sentry turrets become live and fire at the vehicle.
Sylvester: SON OF A *****

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: stupip

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester ducks in front of the driver's seat as the bullets break through the windows and windshield. The relentless impacts continue as the rover begins being reduced to scrap metal every passing second.

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae ducks underneath the asshole and pulls sylvester gayly close

riku uravae: stupip

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester sits awkwardly on top of riku uruvae with his junk laying on his face.
sylvester: asshole
The turrets all run out of bullets leaving the rover completely totaled.

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: i'm up your asshole

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester: well stop
Sylvester grabs any and all guns that survived the sentry turrets and hauls them on his back and around his waist.

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: give me a gun too you selfish prick

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester: no
Sylvester opens the garage door and into the atrium. He sees a flight of stairs and begins ascending them.