Crap RP
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Sylvester goes into a kitchen and walks around the appliances and lobs a grenade in each and every one of them. They all go off in a glorious fashion spraying the area with shrapnel and food particles.
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riku uravae: asshole i wanted to raid his fridge first
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Sylvester: All he had in there were ingredients for chili dogs and condiments.
Sylvester kicks a half seared package of ground beef into the air and shoots it with a shotgun.
Sylvester kicks a half seared package of ground beef into the air and shoots it with a shotgun.
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riku uravae: ew chilidogs are gross
riku uravae smashes an antique chinese vase
riku uravae smashes an antique chinese vase
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Sylvester makes his way to the dining room and swings on the chandelier like a rope swing. It pulls all of the cables out from the ceiling and causes the room above the collapse, filling the room with debris.
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riku uravae: don't die
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Name: Dash the Hedgehog
Gender: Male
Age: Eight
Species: Hedgehog
Alignment: Chaotic Good
likes: Chili dogs, the Nintendo DSi, his dad, being a HERO
hates: Eggman, people who disrespect his dad
Description: The secret son of Sonic and Amy!? Acts like Jaleel Sonic but more serious.
Character Photo (MANDATORY):
Gender: Male
Age: Eight
Species: Hedgehog
Alignment: Chaotic Good
likes: Chili dogs, the Nintendo DSi, his dad, being a HERO
hates: Eggman, people who disrespect his dad
Description: The secret son of Sonic and Amy!? Acts like Jaleel Sonic but more serious.
Character Photo (MANDATORY):
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riku uravae: hey, sylvester ?
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Sylvester throws a bathtub that fell on top of him.
Sylvester: What is it, assbag? Can't you see I'm busy here?
Sylvester: What is it, assbag? Can't you see I'm busy here?
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riku uravae: maybe it's me having my daily delusions but i think someone might be here that isn't amy or eggman
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Sylvester: I call BS. This place is empty as **** and there's fire stretching on for miles and miles outside.
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Dash the Hedgehog walks in, with Sonic's blue Piko-Piko Hammer from the Sonic Advance games (pictured)
Dash: Hey, who are you guys?
Spoiler:
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riku uravae: i'm riku and i might be from kingdom hearts, hi
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Sylvester turns around and aims one of his guns straight ahead, only to have to look down and adjust his aim.
Sylvester: We're tax collectors.
Sylvester: We're tax collectors.
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Dash: I don't know what that is, but you're smashing all of this stuff, and that's not very nice.
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Sylvester: We don't take joy in doing this. Maybe if SOMEBODY paid their debts we wouldn't be here right now.
Sylvester shoots a wall ornament off the wall.
Sylvester shoots a wall ornament off the wall.
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Dash: I still don't know what that means, but if you're being forced to do this, then you must work for Eggman!
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riku uravae: um by the way, are you amy's kid? i assume sonic is your dad then right?
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Sylvester: Wait, does that mean this is Snowy? Damn I thought he'd be taller than this.
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Dash: Yeah, Sonic is my dad.
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riku uravae: eggman is banging your mom
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Sylvester kneels to the child's level and speaks to him face to face.
Sylvester: Here's the situation. Your dad's missing in action, and all this collateral damage we're doing isn't going to pay off all of his debts. And because your mother is a ****, that leaves you the responsibility until further notice.
Sylvester: Here's the situation. Your dad's missing in action, and all this collateral damage we're doing isn't going to pay off all of his debts. And because your mother is a ****, that leaves you the responsibility until further notice.
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riku uravae: that's a harsh reality we face
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Dash: I still have no idea what either of you Eggman goons are trying to say, but I don't think it's good!
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riku uravae: i have nothing to do with eggman, i am just a servant to a cruel, cold world and can only hope that i don't die alone