Crap RP
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Sylvester was resting on an egg and crushed it.
Sylvester: Whoops.
Thankfully, only Triert gets to decide who lives and who dies, and the egg miraculously reforms itself. The absence of Triert is beginning to become worrisome.
Sylvester: Whoops.
Thankfully, only Triert gets to decide who lives and who dies, and the egg miraculously reforms itself. The absence of Triert is beginning to become worrisome.
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Bully walks into the scene holding the Doom Dancer Music Box (pictured)
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The dead park ranger from pages ago appeared in the clouds.
Hey so just letting you all know that the force of life and death has abandoned all of you just to see you suffer and laugh
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Sylvester hears the divine intervention loudly, his ears ringing from the booming voice.
Sylvester: The world is rotten and we are at the mercy of these divine powers of whether or not we suffer greatly. This explains why my foreskin grew back. In the end, it doesn't even matter.
Sylvester: The world is rotten and we are at the mercy of these divine powers of whether or not we suffer greatly. This explains why my foreskin grew back. In the end, it doesn't even matter.
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riku uravae: i feel death lingering underneath my feet
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Triert: Ew, i'm not into feet.
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Bully: Death may no longer be a concept, but the powers of this music box still are! Yeah, this is the kind of knowledge that I go to night school for! Knowledge is power!
Bully begins to wind up the Doom Dancer Music Box, forcing everyone capable of hearing it to dance.
Bully begins to wind up the Doom Dancer Music Box, forcing everyone capable of hearing it to dance.
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riku uravae @ sylvester : call me riku or call me uravae you jackass
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Bully: Alright listen here you rapscallion if I don't see you dancing I'm gonna beat you up for my own amusement.
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Bully: Alright, now I'm one person closer to world domination! I'm gonna let the world know that KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!
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Sylvester dances uncontrollably in the most humiliating way imaginable.
Sylvester: Finish me please.
Sylvester: Finish me please.
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Triert's mighty finger had materialized in the clouds
Triert: Hey, quit playing the music box. It's distracting me up here.
Triert: Hey, quit playing the music box. It's distracting me up here.
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Bully @ Sylvester: That's literally impossible, since the concept of life and death is now nonexistent. You even pointed that out to your partner moments ago.
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Triert: I'll teach your smart little ass some life and death if you don't turn off that box!
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Bully wears a smug smirk.
Bully: Sorry, but by your own rules, those concepts don't exist anymore. Any take-backs would be really uncool.
Bully: Sorry, but by your own rules, those concepts don't exist anymore. Any take-backs would be really uncool.
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Triert: I don't care about being uncool with the kids, and this is my third warning to you and that box of horrible music!
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Bully: Heh, nah, this world needs to learn that knowledge is power! Now then, let's try a march!
Bully turns the crank faster, making the music play faster and all listening to dance faster.
Bully turns the crank faster, making the music play faster and all listening to dance faster.
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Triert: That tears it, now ya'lll'd've listened to my warning. Now you're going to wish you had!
Triert's mighty powers from the sky had blasted the music box, causing it to transform into a death machine that went on a rampage and began to murder anyone in it's path.
Triert's mighty powers from the sky had blasted the music box, causing it to transform into a death machine that went on a rampage and began to murder anyone in it's path.
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Bully: Well I mean, there is a death machine now, but life and death still don't exist. If you went to night school, you would know that. That's why KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!
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Triert: You idiot, the park ranger told you all that the forces of life and death abandoned you all, and if I'm the force of both. What do you think that means?
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Bully: ...It's mean I should've spent more time in night school before going with this plan. After all, KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!
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Triert: Then again, if I have to be here to make sure people die, that distracts me from my other duties as the royal roller of dice...time to abandon my duties again!