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Re: Crap RP

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Suddenly, Dan Bell steps out of the K-Mart.

Dan Bell: I've got a message for you. You are pathetic, and we're all ashamed of you. Seriously, how could you stoop so low? And for what?
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Re: Crap RP

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riku uravae: dan bell i will kill myself just for you right now if you tell me to
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Re: Crap RP

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Name: Dan Bell
Gender: Too good for this world.
Age: 40
Species: Good
Alignment: Great
likes: Vaporwave, Dead Malls, Abandoned Rooms, Clean Rooms
hates: Filthy motel managers, bed bugs, bees, getting into car crashes
Description: Him
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Dan Bell looks at both of us as if he just saw a bunch of roaches crawl out from a foul smelling crack in the wall.
Dan Bell: You can't.
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Re: Crap RP

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riku uravae: i'm sorry dan bell i forgot
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Re: Crap RP

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The cloaked figure steps out of the K-Mart/Vapormart and kicks Dan Bell onto the ground.
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Re: Crap RP

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riku uravae: you'll pay for this *knife*
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Re: Crap RP

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Sylvester: I don't think you realize what you've just done.
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Re: Crap RP

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The cloaked figure removes his cloak, making his form apparent.
Name: Brewster
Gender: Probably male idk
Age: 45
Species: Pidgeon
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
likes: Hot coffee, pizza pie, kidnapping random people for no reason
hates: Modern music, cooled coffee, being surpassed
Description: Highly dangerous coffee brewer/kidnapper
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Re: Crap RP

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Pacman From "Here Comes Pacman": Yo Yo Yo Yo!
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Re: Crap RP

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Right then, The President came out of K-Mart.

The President: Have you KIDS been paying your taxes?

If not, I'm gonna have to press some charges.
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Brewster: I ain't no damn citizen!
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Re: Crap RP

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riku uravae: stupip
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Re: Crap RP

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Sylvester and Riku Uravae ignore all the commotion and head into the K-mart. Dan Bell follows suit. As soon as they all make it into the store, the doors behind them all lock.
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Brewster: GOD DAMN IT I'M LOCKED OUT AFTER ALL THAT WAITING
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President: I can't allow you to enter K-mart if you're not a citizen.
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Brewster teleports behind the President
Brewster: Nothin' personnel, kid.
Brewster pulls out a Super Scope and blasts the President in the head
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Then the President crashes to the ground but survives and points his NES Zapper at Brewster and mutters "Fly away." before firing.
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Re: Crap RP

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Brewster: Oww no not fair
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Re: Crap RP

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riku uravae: dan bell what do we do now
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Re: Crap RP

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Dan Bell: Run.
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Re: Crap RP

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riku uravae looks into the deadly pits of horror in dan bell's eyes
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Re: Crap RP

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Suddenly, a car full of angry bees come crashing in through the rows of shelves, swerves right, and heads right at the trio.
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Re: Crap RP

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riku uravae: good
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Re: Crap RP

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Sylvester: Oh ****, the hive as a macro organism has become sentient!
He intuitively deducts.
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Re: Crap RP

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riku uravae: what about ants
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