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Re: Crap RP

Post by CasualCollision » Sat Jul 29, 2017 5:40 am

Sylvester: I'd hope not.

The car runs the two over, and the bees start stinging them aggressively. Dan Bell took his own advice and had started running as soon as the car came through.

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Post by Vaporwave » Sat Jul 29, 2017 5:41 am

riku uravae: god bless him
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Post by CasualCollision » Sat Jul 29, 2017 5:42 am

Sylvester screams as the car rolls over him repeatedly, and the bees continue to sting relentlessly.

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Post by Vaporwave » Sat Jul 29, 2017 5:43 am

riku uravae: oh ow this hurts stop it
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Post by CasualCollision » Sat Jul 29, 2017 5:47 am

Sylvester laments over how he didn't take the man's advice. He manages to crawl out from under the car and take off. It isn't long before the car and hive take notice and follow suit inside the abandoned K-Mart.

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Post by Vaporwave » Sat Jul 29, 2017 5:47 am

riku uravae: this abandoned k-mart shall suffer with us
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Post by CasualCollision » Sat Jul 29, 2017 5:52 am

Sylvester begins to tire, as it becomes increasingly obvious that it is impossible for him to outpace a vehicle. That is, until, he realizes he's a Sonic OC. "Oh, right, I can go fast."

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Post by Vaporwave » Sat Jul 29, 2017 5:56 am

riku uravae: sylvester cheated
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Re: Crap RP

Post by chaoadventures » Sat Jul 29, 2017 5:59 am

The President: Brewster do you hear that?

It's the sound of people who don't play their taxes getting run over and chased by angry bees in a car, specifically a Ferrari.
They're going to ruin its pristine quality.
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Re: Crap RP

Post by Pufflehugs » Sun Jul 30, 2017 2:43 am

Brewster: Nice.
If you say C*ncrete with no censor I'LL BLOCK YOU
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Post by Vaporwave » Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:01 am

riku uravae: i wish someone would godmod me into dying
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Re: Crap RP

Post by Pufflehugs » Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:48 pm

Then, for some unexplained reason, Brewster ends up in the bee Ferrari.
Brewster: YOU BEES ARE DONE FOR!
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Re: Crap RP

Post by eblu » Fri Aug 04, 2017 8:04 pm

riku uravae died
riku uravae: ow
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Post by Pufflehugs » Fri Aug 04, 2017 9:39 pm

Only Triert gets godmod you buffoon.
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Re: Crap RP

Post by Triert » Sun Aug 06, 2017 9:25 am

The spirit of the dead park ranger had appeared and with a snap of his fingers, had sent Vapor to a personal hell.

"Now Vapor, this machine has curled your body to first make you really uncomfortable but it doesn't end there, attached out of your abdomen is a tube that will take the pee out of you and fill my pee jar that powers all my dark energies." The Park Ranger said as he revealed a tank of water.

"Here, you will be constantly given water to make sure you are in a constant state of peeing, you will be my source of energy now and forever. I will punish this world for it's crimes against nature, and creating The Emojii Movie instead of the Popeye movie."

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Post by Pufflehugs » Sun Aug 06, 2017 11:52 am

Brewster: Alright, first of all, sending a user to a Hell instead of that user's character it singlehandedly the best strategy I've ever heard for RPing. Second of all, wouldn't it be a better idea to get like, an echidna as an energy source? Now, if you don't mind me, I have to turn my attention back to these bees.
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Re: Crap RP

Post by Triert » Sun Aug 06, 2017 11:56 am

The park ranged had laughed with Brewster. "It is, the wise and powerful Triert asked me to make it very clear he didn't come up with that on accident and meant to type riku all along. He thought it's better if he takes credit for it instead of admit his mistake using a bracket." The Park Ranger said as Vaporwave was thrown inside of a closet as Riku was instead used as the energy source.

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Re: Crap RP

Post by Vaporwave » Sun Aug 06, 2017 2:53 pm

chao island user vaporwave was thrown into the closet despite having the pee tube still sticking out of him, he looked at riku uravae as he was taking his place, "you're a canon kingdom hearts character that was recolored to look like me because i'm kin with you"

riku uravae: what the fk is a kin

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Re: Crap RP

Post by Triert » Sun Aug 06, 2017 3:03 pm

The park ranged laughed "It's not forever, it's only until triert posts again and-actually yeah get ready to wait forever." He said as he prepared to annihilate humanity with piss power.

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Re: Crap RP

Post by Pufflehugs » Sun Aug 06, 2017 3:04 pm

Brewster: Good thing I'm a pigeon and not a human.
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Post by Vaporwave » Sat Aug 12, 2017 4:52 am

riku uravae: um, i just had my birthday party and had three jello shots and a vodka sunrise that might dry the pee up
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Re: Crap RP

Post by CasualCollision » Sat Aug 12, 2017 4:54 am

Sylvester: what

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Re: Crap RP

Post by chaoadventures » Sat Aug 12, 2017 5:57 am

The President: How do you plan on starting the pee apocalypse, without properly paying your plumbing and water taxes???

Without them your plan is NOTHING. Don't make me come up there and evict you from your throne.
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Re: Crap RP

Post by Pufflehugs » Sat Aug 12, 2017 1:08 pm

Brewster pulls out a flyswatter and begins rapidly swatting at the bees.
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Re: Crap RP

Post by eblu » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:40 pm

they said pee not bee i can't have you in here if you refuse to follow the rules laid out by me a few seconds from now

don't swat the bees this is a rule
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