Retrolinkx should NOT be an admin: the quote thread

[Crash32]

ITT: Post quotes from Retrolinkx to prove to Mooncow that he is NOT worthy of being an admin on this fine website.

I'll start. Spoilers don't technically contain swears but who knows what might trigger some people

Here Retro gives a departing friend a useful life lesson.

FiReCaT: liar
FiReCaT: im unfreinding you
FiReCaT: fak u
FiReCaT: anything you wanna say before i unfreind you
Retro: Read Jojo's Bizarre Adventure while you're young kid, it'll help in later life.
Retro: Later
FiReCaT: fak u

Retro has great taste in music.

Am I the only person who dances to TF2 lagging

He enjoys partaking in the posting of humorous images online

let me post my dank meta memes

He enjoys receiving gifts and using them for humorous purposes

If you ever gift me an item I'll rename the desc "le ironic dank meme XD"

He doesn't hesitate when dishing out compliments

ur a pretty boy

He can relate to those in lesser countries (with lesser keyboards)

i can't trade
i'm like an illiegal steam immigrant

He has no concerns about revealing his true self

Hitler did nothing wrong
he was a misunderstood rebel
in a world that didn't understand how cool he was
trust me crash
you know why
you know why
because
I
AM
HITLER

He's basically just 4chan

in other news though crash
i've found it
i've found [censored to prevent triggerings]