The killers weapon? The thing to their right.
Your weapon? The thing to your left.
Who wins?
Hmm, a bottle of BBQ Sauce. I'm up against nobody, so I'm sure I'll win the encounter.
The above user is about to kill you.
- retrolinkx
- Veteran Chaos Chao
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- chaoadventures
- Veteran Chao
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Re: The above user is about to kill you.
I... I have a blank CD-R as my weapon. Pretty sure the barbecue bottle is better.
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Re: The above user is about to kill you.
A killer with a blank CD-R vs. my GameCube controller? I'll survive.
“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.”
- Ivogoji
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Re: The above user is about to kill you.
I have an actual sword.
Pretty good odds.
Pretty good odds.
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- Pratzelwurm
- Adult Chao
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Re: The above user is about to kill you.
I have.... a spoon.
Unless I can manage to jam it in your eye, I'm toast.
Unless I can manage to jam it in your eye, I'm toast.
- Jeffery Mewtamer
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Re: The above user is about to kill you.
I've got a heavy duty extension cord. I think it's a 12-footer.
So I've got an improvised flail and strangulation device against someone with an improvised melee weapon that's too sharp to be called blunt, but not quite sharp enough to be called a short knife and has essentially no range. I think I have the weapon advantage, and a flail might have enough coverage my vision wouldn't put me at a disadvantage prior to my opponent making contact, but I think this might come down to who would win in hand-to-hand.
So I've got an improvised flail and strangulation device against someone with an improvised melee weapon that's too sharp to be called blunt, but not quite sharp enough to be called a short knife and has essentially no range. I think I have the weapon advantage, and a flail might have enough coverage my vision wouldn't put me at a disadvantage prior to my opponent making contact, but I think this might come down to who would win in hand-to-hand.
Re: The above user is about to kill you.
i'll strangle you with this WIRE
let's go jeff wire on wire battling
let's go jeff wire on wire battling
- Rox64
- Quester Chao
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Re: The above user is about to kill you.
I have a small stuffed baby seal. I'll be fiiiiine.
Because Roxes 1-62 died from failure to absorb the correct levels of sarcasm and weirdness.
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Don't ask about Rox63. Just don't.
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Don't ask about Rox63. Just don't.
- thatguyinthecorner
- Advanced Chao
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Re: The above user is about to kill you.
I have my limited expertise in a martial art made 85% of kicks hampered by the fact both my big toes are probably infected and almost definitely ingrown, and a thin wall.
This one's a coin toss, really, unless I'm way better at punching than I think I am.
This one's a coin toss, really, unless I'm way better at punching than I think I am.
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^and that was the greatest exchange of my year.
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^and that was the greatest exchange of my year.