In this topic, we describe the ideal woman

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In this topic, we describe the ideal woman

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I'll start:
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>cute clothes
>cute hair
>cute eyes
>frills
>an anime character
>a boy
>felix from rezero
>im describing felix from rezero
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>alive (optional)
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no bad words
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+Blonde
+Swiss
+At least in her late 30's so she is an experienced older woman than I am
+Is able to revive me
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me

like ivo you get a funsize, portable, goth, incredible revealing fashionista genius obsessed with horror and monsters and like scene girl mastery. you also get naughty
and knockout evil cute tbh

i know, amazing
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I'm not one for idealism these days so I'll just make the easy joke instead.
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  • Knows what's best
  • Shoes that cut
  • Eyes that burn like cigarettes
  • Right allocations
  • Fast
  • Thorough
  • Sharp as a tack
  • Gets up early
  • Stays up late
  • Uninterrupted prosperity
  • Uses a machete to cut through red tape
  • Fingernails that shine like justice
  • Voice that is dark like tinted glass
  • Smooth liquidation
  • Good dividends
  • Short skirt
  • Long jacket
Jeffery Mewtamer wrote:Under five feet and 100 pounds.
...
Of a socially acceptable age for me to date ...
I genuinely wanted to see if people existed that could meet even these two qualities and assemble a potential celebrity crush list. This is what I found:
  • Snooki from Jersey Shore
  • Lil' Kim
  • Kristen Chenoweth
Though I was working form a list of 5'1" and under, and there were a lot more 5'1" and 5'0". It also didn't list weights, but I think there are medical reasons that even someone that small and fully grown probably doesn't want to be under 115lbs, if I remember correctly. But I only remember that from high school and having to do with donating blood.
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Jeffery Mewtamer wrote:Under five feet and 100 pounds.

Petite build, subtle curves, and a small bust, and proud of it.

Of a socially acceptable age for me to date but could effortlessly pass for a school girl.
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From what I know of Jeff, it could've been worse. TBH I would expect it to be more like that robot.
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Nano wrote:>alive (optional)
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Bunelody wrote:
Nano wrote:>alive (optional)
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Same TBH
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14 feet 9 inches tall.
about 1700 pounds.
dead grey skin.
6 legs.
wings.
the one and only resident of a realm of distortion.
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  • one half of a failed duplicate
  • has a brother who started a coup
  • her ex boyfriend had a sick sword
  • probably racist?
  • dead
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Changed my mind
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wow um you see you're wrong

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the ideal woman for me is any one, a combination of, or all three of these categories:
1) a lady that can kick my ass six ways from sunday
2) a girl that's maybe one to five inches shorter than me, chubby, cute, shy, and looks like she had a hot topic phase in middle school ten or so years ago
3) a girl that can make me feel like a girl once a while so we can be gay girls together
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changed my mind

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It's been 18 hours and I still haven't changed my mind
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Sable wrote:changed my mind

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EvilPinkamina wrote:It's been 18 hours and I still haven't changed my mind
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i can't fight against one-word statements
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Everyone is wrong. Allow me to explain-
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If we're talking about anime girls with big eyes you're mistaken

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I see your frog and raise you 3 cats
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