In this topic, we describe the ideal woman
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In this topic, we describe the ideal woman
I'll start:
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NachoThePikachu wrote:I WILL BE AN ADMINISTRATOR, RULING OVER CHAO ISLAND
except it WON'T BE CHAO ISLAND ANYMORE
IT'LL BE BANANA ISLAnD
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Re: In this topic, we describe the ideal woman
>cute clothes
>cute hair
>cute eyes
>frills
>an anime character
>a boy
>felix from rezero
>im describing felix from rezero
>cute hair
>cute eyes
>frills
>an anime character
>a boy
>felix from rezero
>im describing felix from rezero
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Re: In this topic, we describe the ideal woman
>alive (optional)
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Re: In this topic, we describe the ideal woman
no bad words
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Reason: that includes the f word
Reason: that includes the f word
Re: In this topic, we describe the ideal woman
+Blonde
+Swiss
+At least in her late 30's so she is an experienced older woman than I am
+Is able to revive me
+Swiss
+At least in her late 30's so she is an experienced older woman than I am
+Is able to revive me
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Re: In this topic, we describe the ideal woman
me
like ivo you get a funsize, portable, goth, incredible revealing fashionista genius obsessed with horror and monsters and like scene girl mastery. you also get naughty
and knockout evil cute tbh
i know, amazing
like ivo you get a funsize, portable, goth, incredible revealing fashionista genius obsessed with horror and monsters and like scene girl mastery. you also get naughty
and knockout evil cute tbh
i know, amazing
"Oh baby won't you stop it/you and I haven't got it
Television romance "
Re: In this topic, we describe the ideal woman
I'm not one for idealism these days so I'll just make the easy joke instead.
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I genuinely wanted to see if people existed that could meet even these two qualities and assemble a potential celebrity crush list. This is what I found:Jeffery Mewtamer wrote:Under five feet and 100 pounds.
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Of a socially acceptable age for me to date ...
- Snooki from Jersey Shore
- Lil' Kim
- Kristen Chenoweth
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concerningJeffery Mewtamer wrote:Under five feet and 100 pounds.
Petite build, subtle curves, and a small bust, and proud of it.
Of a socially acceptable age for me to date but could effortlessly pass for a school girl.
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Re: In this topic, we describe the ideal woman
From what I know of Jeff, it could've been worse. TBH I would expect it to be more like that robot.
Re: In this topic, we describe the ideal woman
Nano wrote:>alive (optional)
Re: In this topic, we describe the ideal woman
Bunelody wrote:Nano wrote:>alive (optional)
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Re: In this topic, we describe the ideal woman
14 feet 9 inches tall.
about 1700 pounds.
dead grey skin.
6 legs.
wings.
the one and only resident of a realm of distortion.
about 1700 pounds.
dead grey skin.
6 legs.
wings.
the one and only resident of a realm of distortion.
help me
Re: In this topic, we describe the ideal woman
- one half of a failed duplicate
- has a brother who started a coup
- her ex boyfriend had a sick sword
- probably racist?
- dead
Re: In this topic, we describe the ideal woman
Changed my mind
Re: In this topic, we describe the ideal woman
wow um you see you're wrong
Re: In this topic, we describe the ideal woman
the ideal woman for me is any one, a combination of, or all three of these categories:
1) a lady that can kick my ass six ways from sunday
2) a girl that's maybe one to five inches shorter than me, chubby, cute, shy, and looks like she had a hot topic phase in middle school ten or so years ago
3) a girl that can make me feel like a girl once a while so we can be gay girls together
1) a lady that can kick my ass six ways from sunday
2) a girl that's maybe one to five inches shorter than me, chubby, cute, shy, and looks like she had a hot topic phase in middle school ten or so years ago
3) a girl that can make me feel like a girl once a while so we can be gay girls together
Re: In this topic, we describe the ideal woman
changed my mind
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It's been 18 hours and I still haven't changed my mind
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FalseSable wrote:changed my mind
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Re: In this topic, we describe the ideal woman
EvilPinkamina wrote:It's been 18 hours and I still haven't changed my mind
Re: In this topic, we describe the ideal woman
i can't fight against one-word statements
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Re: In this topic, we describe the ideal woman
Everyone is wrong. Allow me to explain-
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NachoThePikachu wrote:I WILL BE AN ADMINISTRATOR, RULING OVER CHAO ISLAND
except it WON'T BE CHAO ISLAND ANYMORE
IT'LL BE BANANA ISLAnD
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Re: In this topic, we describe the ideal woman
If we're talking about anime girls with big eyes you're mistaken
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Re: In this topic, we describe the ideal woman
I see your frog and raise you 3 cats
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