How To Infuriate A Communist

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How To Infuriate A Communist

Post by Pufflehugs » Mon Aug 14, 2017 8:10 pm

Alright, here's the 411, folks. Say some communist is dissin' capitalism. You just show 'em one of these.
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Re: How To Infuriate A Communist

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Re: How To Infuriate A Communist

Post by Triert » Mon Aug 14, 2017 8:16 pm

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Re: How To Infuriate A Communist

Post by chaoadventures » Mon Aug 14, 2017 8:16 pm

I thought you were supposed to just tell them about polymascotfoamalate
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Re: How To Infuriate A Communist

Post by Nano » Mon Aug 14, 2017 8:34 pm

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"Democracy is the essence of good. Communism, the very definition of evil."
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Re: How To Infuriate A Communist

Post by Triert » Mon Aug 14, 2017 8:39 pm

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Re: How To Infuriate A Communist

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Re: How To Infuriate A Communist

Post by chaoadventures » Mon Aug 14, 2017 10:12 pm

^how to make a joke that's bad even if you got to see its origin

step one: make a bad joke

step two: that's it you're done
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Re: How To Infuriate A Communist

Post by Triert » Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:40 am

EvilPinkamina wrote:This thread has been overtaken by the CHAO ISLAND DISCORD CHAT CLIQUE LLC.

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Re: How To Infuriate A Communist

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Re: How To Infuriate A Communist

Post by Triert » Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:45 am

"Future king of hell"

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Re: How To Infuriate A Communist

Post by Pufflehugs » Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:46 am

"Future King of Hell"
Somebody would like a word with you
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Re: How To Infuriate A Communist

Post by Triert » Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:49 am

>Comparing a DBZ TV Movie Villain to a girl who had a full 13 episodes

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Re: How To Infuriate A Communist

Post by EvilPinkamina » Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:53 am

Sure, you have DBZ god powers, but do you have a familiar THIS AWESOME AND POWERFUL?
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Re: How To Infuriate A Communist

Post by Triert » Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:53 am

look at her go
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Edit: Oh hey look at this Goodra
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Re: How To Infuriate A Communist

Post by chaoadventures » Tue Aug 15, 2017 1:00 am

get that bootleg dragonite outta here
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Re: How To Infuriate A Communist

Post by Triert » Tue Aug 15, 2017 1:02 am

you leave goodra out of this you red bully

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Re: How To Infuriate A Communist

Post by Pufflehugs » Tue Aug 15, 2017 1:05 am

Can she literally manipulate the entire universe to her own accord? Don't think so.
Also keep in mind that Janemba was stronger than SSJ3 Goku, who was stronger than Kid Buu. He's literally the second strongest villain of the Z era, beaten only by Super Buu.
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Re: How To Infuriate A Communist

Post by EvilPinkamina » Tue Aug 15, 2017 1:31 am

Ok but Janemba isn't cute, and cuteness triumphs over all evil.
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Re: How To Infuriate A Communist

Post by Mamkute » Tue Aug 15, 2017 4:29 am

Back to the topic:

"The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities."

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Re: How To Infuriate A Communist

Post by Dr. Roivas » Tue Aug 15, 2017 5:13 am

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the ideology............... is far too thick here.................
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Re: How To Infuriate A Communist

Post by Jeffery Mewtamer » Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:02 pm

I have communistic leanings, but this thread does more to confuse me than infuriate me.

Anyways:

Contrary to what Nano says, I'd argue that Democracy, as a decision making process, and communism, as an economic policy, would marry quite nicely. After all, in their purest forms, they are the sharing of political power among all people and the sharing of economic resources among all people.

Mamkute makes a good point about how individuals are the ultimate minorities. And speaking of individuals, "from each according to his ability to each according to his needs" would suggest that while the collective is important, it is also important to ensure the individual's innate talents are properly nurtured and that the individual is allowed to make the most productive use of their skills and that each individual's needs are met.

As for communists in hell, while I'll agree that if anyone deserves hell, Stalin is probably among them, I'd argue that, all else equal, he could be as capitalist as Bill Gates and be no less deserving of hell. I also think it worth noting that, while Jesus of Nazareth predates Karl Marx and Adam Smith by nearly two millennia, Jesus is credited with expressing opinions and committing acts that could be interpreted as pro-communist and anti-capitalist. "Love thy neighbor as thy self" sounds like a collectivist slogan if I've ever heard one, Jesus was big on charity, the Parable of the Good Samaritan includes a subtle message against both the established power of the Jewish Clergy and national divisions, and as I understand, one of the few times the Canon Gospels show Jesus lose his temper is when he discovers that profit seeking vendors have set up shop in the Temple at Jerusalem. Granted, if heaven and hell exist, I'd realistically expect to find both wicked capitalists and wicked communists in hell and both righteous capitalists and righteous communists in heaven, but if there's any truth to the Canon Gospels and a person's judgment came down to whether one is capitalist or communist, I'd think the scales in favor of the communist.
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Re: How To Infuriate A Communist

Post by Triert » Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:56 pm

When you joke about the communists so hard that two spring up in the topic itself.
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Also Mewtamer, the joke itself is based on the cutting of tall poppies, a rather popular joke in soviet russia itself.

The last thing I think you should try and do is make a genuine reply.

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Re: How To Infuriate A Communist

Post by Pufflehugs » Tue Aug 15, 2017 1:38 pm

Actually I was just making a reference to Harvest Moon lol
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Re: How To Infuriate A Communist

Post by Triert » Tue Aug 15, 2017 1:41 pm

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Well I did try to find out where this came from I'll be honest.

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