Cooking a Potato (Puffle get out of my dirty laundry)

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Cooking a Potato (Puffle get out of my dirty laundry)

Post by Triert » Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:23 pm

Carrot: Hi, my name is carrot.
Potato: Hi, I'm potato.
Carrot: Wanna be friends?
Potato: Sure, even if we look nothing alike, that shouldn't stop us from being the best friends ever.
Carrot & Potato: Yay!

Human: It's time to cook dinner.

Carrot: Oh no, we're going to get eaten.
Potato: What's eaten?
Carrot: It's our fate, it's the thing we cannot fight. It can only lead to failure if we try. I've lost many friends because of this human, if I lost you, I don't know what I would do.

Human: I think I'll make carrot stew.

Potato: D: "Pushes carrot out of the way by rolling him away."
Carrot: Potato! No!
Potato: Fate does not tell us what we can and can't do. I'd rather let myself be cooked then lose a friend like you.
Carrot: D:

Human: "Picks up Potato and cuts it infront of carrot."

Carrot: Potato! No!!!

Human: Time to turn on the radio, hey! It's How to Save a life.

Potato: Carrot, he hasn't cut where I speak yet. You must save yourself from this life. Save yourself from everything that can happen, do not let me die in vein.

Human: "Puts Potato in a pot."

Carrot: "Rolls away" I will never forget you Potato.

The end
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Re: Cooking a Potato (Saddest Story on CI Ever)

Post by Ommy » Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:29 pm

I cried inside.

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Re: Cooking a Potato (Saddest Story on CI Ever)

Post by chocohugs » Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:01 pm

I cried outside.
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Re: Cooking a Potato (Saddest Story on CI Ever)

Post by Nano » Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:07 pm

I didn't cry at all.
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Re: Cooking a Potato (Saddest Story on CI Ever)

Post by Zacmac74 » Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:09 pm

I cried everywhere.
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Re: Cooking a Potato (Saddest Story on CI Ever)

Post by Gaon » Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:29 pm

This is a weird coincidence, just today my mom made a soup with potato and carrot

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Re: Cooking a Potato (Saddest Story on CI Ever)

Post by Chao Ball » Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:34 pm

triert
you STOLE my idea
except it's friends not lesbians

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Re: Cooking a Potato (Saddest Story on CI Ever)

Post by Ommy » Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:43 pm

inb4 everyone starts making veggie friends stories

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Re: Cooking a Potato (Saddest Story on CI Ever)

Post by Chao Ball » Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:46 pm

yep
But I mean it's like *PEAS X MASHED POTATOES receives sudden popularity*
"MUST MAKE SIMILAR STORY TO GET FEEDBACK...."

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Re: Cooking a Potato (Saddest Story on CI Ever)

Post by Triert » Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:00 pm

I was hoping to start a trend of food themed stories. I hope a grimdark war story about food will be made soon from someone else.

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Re: Cooking a Potato (Saddest Story on CI Ever)

Post by Tesserpants » Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:02 pm

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Best story ever.

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Post by Chao Ball » Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:09 pm

Triert wrote:I was hoping to start a trend of food themed stories. I hope a grimdark war story about food will be made soon from someone else.
>implying that PEAS X MASHED POTATOES started them all since it provoked this
I would make that the sequel but the next one is about brand name products

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Post by Yzarro » Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:53 am

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Post by Linds 269 » Fri Nov 11, 2011 3:04 am

^ ;w;

And for the first story: D,'x
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Re: Cooking a Potato (Saddest Story on CI Ever)

Post by Zacmac74 » Fri Nov 11, 2011 4:02 am

So... Sad.... (the story yzarro posted)
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Re: Cooking a Potato (Saddest Story on CI Ever)

Post by evilchaos0327 » Fri Nov 11, 2011 4:50 pm

the story was weird, but not too sad really. the only tears i shed were because i yawned. whenever i yawn my eyes water, not sure if its just me or if everyone does that. good story.
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Re: Cooking a Potato (Saddest Story on CI Ever)

Post by Pufflehugs » Mon Oct 30, 2017 10:53 am

Where's the next chapter, Triert? I've been waiting for six years. :stomp:
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Re: Cooking a Potato (Saddest Story on CI Ever)

Post by Triert » Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:05 am

Every single time you bump something I did I have a harder time believing my first couple of years here weren't a foggy mess.

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Post by Lamby » Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:44 pm

i'll cook your potato alright
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