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of time traveling and plot holes

Post by chocohugs » Fri Oct 21, 2011 1:15 am

SO ONCE UPON A TIME IN 2008 I WAS A LITTLE BABBY CHOCO AND FOR AN ENGLISH CLASS I HAD TO WRITE A PLAY
IT WAS AWFUL

YESTERDAY I FOUND THE SCRIPT AND I WILL BE IMMORTALIZING IT HERE FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE, SPELLING AND GRAMMATICAL ERRORS INCLUDED

READY YOUR BODIES


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Scene 1

Old Man: Hey Son, ever relize I'm getting old?
Son: Of course dad
OM: I know you want to move out and have your own place, but I can't live alone.
Son: Well, getting out out of this dump would be nice, and maybe meet a woman, get married and have kids, buuuut (His voice trails of)
OM: I can't live without you, but seeing grandchildren before I'm dead would be nice.
Son: Dad look at it in a good way. Remember the good old days when I was a kid?
OM: Yeah, those were the best days of my life.
Son: I'd be nice if we could live them again.
OM: AH HA! (he says excitedly) that's what I'll do I'll control time! Then we can live our good old days again!
Son: Dad, you're crazy
OM: Gotto think (long pause) Gatta think (long pause) Oh! My brain hurts!!!! (long pause) I've got it! I'll write the 2008 calender and tamper with the laws of physics to change my birthday to Febuary 31! (long pause) Which doesn't exist, so my birthday won't exist! It's perfect!
Son: (Silently to himself) My dad's crazy
OM: I heard that!
Son: (sighs) IIIIIIIIIIII knoooooooooooow daaaaaaaaaad
OM: (busily working on the 2008 calender)

Scene 2

Air Mail: (Just delived a message)
Publisher: Ahhhhhhhhh another 2008 calender
(looking at calender) Hmmmm January's ok now Febuary, Febuary 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28,And now my favorite Febuary.....31!? This man's crazy! (She sends it back all crumbled up)

Scene 3

OM: What are you doing
Son: Eating chocolate, I know that trick already dad
OM: No really, what are you doing
Son: Trying to find a wife
OM: On E-Harmony?
Son: Yeah
OM: Cool
Son: Now this one's a nice woman-just imagine the grandkids now
OM: (yelling) I've been waiting all eturnity for grandchildren get on it now!
Son: Yeah Yeah-pack your bags dad she lives in London!
OM: No-I'm not going to bring your wife back here-Hey Big Ben is in London! I can destroy Big Ben and stop time! (He laughs an evil laugh and passes out)

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I'LL BE ENDING IT ON THIS CLIFFHANGER FOR NOW BECAUSE THAT'S ALL I HAVE TYPED UP
TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS IN LONDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: of time traveling and plot holes

Post by Wolf » Fri Oct 21, 2011 1:23 am

spoilers: old man dies!!!!!!!!

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Re: of time traveling and plot holes

Post by chocohugs » Fri Oct 21, 2011 1:27 am

UGH YOU JUST RUINED THE ENTIRE STORY
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Post by Spam90675 » Fri Oct 21, 2011 1:33 am

This is insulting and offensive, I never want to read anything like it ever again.

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Post by Triert » Fri Oct 21, 2011 1:35 am

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Re: of time traveling and plot holes

Post by SonicBoom » Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:18 am

I find this strangely funny. So what that we already know that the old man dies. What I want to know is HOW.
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Post by Chaos the Light Chao » Fri Oct 21, 2011 5:23 pm

This story
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Post by MoonMintFox » Fri Oct 21, 2011 7:55 pm

... I can't resist cliffhangers
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Re: of time traveling and plot holes

Post by BriannaBreeder » Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:12 pm

That old man is crazy. But I still wanna know the rest.
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Post by AmazingSuperiority » Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:52 pm

Lololololol. Can't wait for the rest. XD
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Re: of time traveling and plot holes

Post by chocohugs » Wed Jun 08, 2016 7:33 am

i can't believe i never posted the damn ending i blue balled myself 5 years in the future i wish i was dead
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Post by mintdrop » Wed Jun 08, 2016 4:47 pm

you're literally the worst. I've been on the edge of my seat for five years. FIVE!!! YEARS!!! :heroangry:
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Post by eblu » Wed Jun 08, 2016 9:25 pm

guess he really did destroy big ben
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