THE SPOOKY LOST WORD DOCUMENT wrote:The date is Jan 23, 2002. I just came home after encountering a black market dealer in some back alley. He sold me "SONIC ADVANCE 4" for the Gamecube. I don't own this '"Gamecube" console. I personally have the Playstation 2, with all them platformers, shooters, racing games. After ringing 2 friends, the third one, let's call him... hmm... "X". X owns a Gamecube but only one controller. Great! Once it hit 9:30pm, I snuck over to his house and 'borrowed' his Gamecube, memory cards, controller, and I also took some of his Pokemon cards and some toothpaste. I threw it all down my shirt and ran out the front door. I left a note for X incase he wonders where his stuff went. It's 10:41pm, I'm at home in the spooky scary basement, ready to play "SONIC ADVANCE 4 for the GameCube" one of which I now own. I throw the game in but only get an error message. The game must be an illegitimate copy. I expect better from black market dealers down back alleys. I then decide to throw the game into my "Wii" console which I "borrowed" from 2 guys after I beat them up. I still don't know why one of them was saying "I am ready" over and over. The other guy was Japanese. He tripped over a banana peel though haha. I have my Action Replay disk, so it ran the illegitimate game. The game starts, and I'm in what appears to be an evil themed garden area. There is some creature sitting in the corner. I walk up to hit, and accidentally jump onto him. He flies across the garden with a loud scream, blood flies everywhere. I walk over to it, but all that's left is a blood-soaked body. The scream is continuing. I try to quit the level, but I can't. I get an error message saying "you must stay". A giant lizard falls into the stage, with "I'LL USE YOUR POWER. CHAOS CONTROL" blaring. I can't turn down the TV. It must be this stupid new console that I borrowed. I touch the giant lizard, and die. The sounds get louder. The "Wii" console suddenly overheats and shuts down. It does this so often it's not even funny. While I wait for it to cool down, I decide to go make some new fan-characters on my fancy windows 98 PC. I open up paint, but an image of the creature shows up. "Come back to us' written above it. The computer overheats. I hear the freezer door open. I go over to get some ice-cream from it, when I find the Wii inside. I pull it out, but it's so cold that I accidentally drop it. I hear an "OUCH!" come from it. Those are some silly Mii's. I then slip down the basement steps and die. No-one knows what happened to the game. It's supposedly still with me, inside the Wii console, which is inside the ice-cream after I slipped. I like ice-cream, I ate some while writing this story.
don't take this seriously