Anime parody...thingy

[thatguyinthecorner]

I don't even know, blame Fox Boy for this. Agh.
And this is written like an abridged series sounds, so my writing quality will go down a bit for the sake of brevity and comedy.


Episode One: Atlantis University

Under water, there is a school. This school is Atlantis University, home to all sorts of strange and hilarious shenanigans. One could almost question the sanity of someone for sending their child to it, with the reputation it had. This is the story of one such boy, enrolled here in this horrible idea of a place as a middle schooler after his pseudo-graduation from its younger equivalent, Atlantis Primary.

He is Protag Boy. Sixth grader, very normal looking, brown hair. He has two friends, Support Character #1 and Support Character #2. The former is like Protag Boy but shorter and with black hair while Support Character #2 is a girl with short everything (what that means is up to your head...don't shoot the messanger) and small I don't even have to say because this is a parody of what it is. And blue hair because anime makes hair technicolor and stuff. The three were sitting at their desks listening to the teacher drone on when there was a knock at the door. The teacher went to open the door and in walked a girl who looked like a better-endowed Support Character #2 with blond hair. The teacher introduced her, her name being Love Interest, and she sat down next to Protag Boy. She said hi, he blushed, et cetera, end of class.

Protag Boy and Love Interest walked down the hall, talknig. They hit it off almost unnaturally fast, seriously I would compare to Romeo and Juliet but at least that was a parody and-BANG!

The two fell over, knocked down by some great force. As they got up they were greeted to the sight of a boy with...a bazooka. Okay nothing new, last year he had seen one of the students ride a robotic velociraptor to school underwater, this was the standard. He had pale skin and red hair, and three identical henchmen, Henchmen # 1,2, and 3, followed him. He seemed...pretty calm for a seventh grader for a bazooka. Protag Guy got up, using his Plot Armor™ to survive an explosion. Apparently Love Interest had it too, she was fine.
"Ha! And now I will blow you up...and she will be mine!"
Protag Guy blinked, confused. First, how would that make her his? Second, she clearly was not interested in either yet. Third, what was that-oh. It was a rocket. Protag Guy smirked, activating his almighty backflip powers to backflip gracefully out of the way. The bazooka shot hit a wall and blew it open. The school flooded. The end.

[Crash32]

Then the MODS came to say that if a school is underwater, it's already flooded.

[Nano]

Bumping because this happened

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[Yukki]

I applaud you for making this.