yeah and you know those creepypastas i used to review. i feel like some more fun with those. don't expect this to be like an organized thing like my thread two years ago was. k? k. if the old thread was like disney movies then this thread is like kill la kill porno fanart. with slightly less dignity.
A-BALLISTIC-TOUCAN (oh yeah i haven't call myself 'blazing groudon' in years i mean seriously it sounds like a drug reference or some ****) HAS RETURNED TO GET 2SPOPSPOKYMOMABOBLEABLE3URSKELETONS
and during however many of these reviews i do, i want you to read them while listening to this in the background. every last one of you.
story #1
i actually didn't even have a story lined up when i thought of this thread let me see if i can pull something out of my ass this'll do
maybe this is a troll but i don't even know. look at all of those grammar mistakes. no capitals. who would write like that and expect to be taken seriously (haha shut up.)it all happend when i started playing my faveret game pokemon silver i was playing for about 3 weeks now when IT happend now this was on a popular gameing site called playR now maost of you know what it is for those who dont know its a gameing site for GB games now dont hate the website or the game.
I loaded my file as usual I was shocked to find that the loading screen for gen 2 games when i loaded it up i found that i could not access my save file it would just load up as if you where starting a new game enraged furious even as i was about to rage i saw that it was black and white backround but the pokemon sprites had the same color……RED out of curiosity i continued playing the game as usual silver asked what time it was before i could answer the screen cut to black after a few minutes my sprirte appered normaly as if i answerd all the qustions silver asked i noticed something it was black and white (except for the sprites.)and no music as i walked down stairs i saw that silvers mom waent there soon after i got a response saying _______ used fly i flew to tin tower where the legendarys where i talk to them “Raiku said “you did this” Entei said “just go” then i saw it where suicune was just empty i saw that entei and raiku where chaned and laghter echoed then it hit me i was playing silver that means my rivel gets the clear bell suicune has to obay gold out of its own free will then i saw it suicune was crying blood as gold laghed i still play pokemon but i play it with that image in my head.
maost. maost. lauren maost and my little paony.maost of you know what it is
yes enlighten me sen-seifor those who dont know its a gameing site
oh sweet jesus not the REDbut the pokemon sprites had the same color……RED
well gee it sure sounds like entei is really fed up with your ****Entei said “just go”
laghed. laghead. lag head. i think i know why he's being mad and cruel or whatever the **** he's doing. it's because he's using internet explorer.laghed
overall this story really had more cliches than sonic fanfiction. it was the general "2spooku" feel coupled with more unintentionally bad grammar and other bull. i don't even know why there are so many stories like this.
what if that's cause the stories are all true.
what if i'm angering the gh0sts
are you next
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so yeah that was... ...something. i'm going to find and do more of these (and maybe i'll return to taking them at least partially as seriously as i did back in the old days and putting in less ****ty fandom references.) and don't expect me to fully return to ci. i might post in a few threads but probably not the same magnitude i used to. whatever. good night and don't let the spooks get you.