The one. --- Crash crashes the GMod party
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The one. --- Crash crashes the GMod party
"Why haven't I bought a real computer yet". This is what this Pyro is thinking to himself. Jon is his name, TF2 is his game.
Quietly sitting in an empty room, he continues to search for new hats on eBay; he did just move in after the war had made no progress.
Pyro switches to the Engineer's PC. Too bad it's busy rendering something. So Jon decides to sit and wait.
Jon is starled by music he can faintly hear, clearly coming out of the computer (which has no speakers plugged in). "So much to do, so much to see".
He calls out to the Engie for help, maybe it's just part of his code.
But no-one answers. He can hear window noises in the distance, followed by a small shatter... then the power cuts out.
Jon decides to go find out what happened, but no-one else can be found. His Macbook, on the other hand...
He finds a stereotypical Red dispenser glow around the door, so he enters. To his surprise, he finds his Macbook on a medical table, the music playing from it.
The music becomes louder and louder. The Pyro becomes less and less amused at this "joke virus". Strangely enough, he begins to smell something.. something like a swamp.
"For your information, there's more to being an ogre than you may think". Where did the voice come from? The Pyro turns to the window in fear.
"Macbooks are a lot like Onions." It's him. The one and only. The Shrek.
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1. GMod sucks for making stuff like this.
2. SFM is superior.
3. This is meant to be a joke.
4. I couldn't make a decent story with the resources I had.
5. I'm sorry.
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Re: The one. --- Crash crashes the GMod party
This is also gonna be canon to my story.
Re: The one. --- Crash crashes the GMod party
get outta my swamp
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Re: The one. --- Crash crashes the GMod party
And thus the PC vs mac wars began.
This is not crashing the PARTY. ITS JOINING THE PARTY.
This is not crashing the PARTY. ITS JOINING THE PARTY.
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Re: The one. --- Crash crashes the GMod party
Shrek is love, Shrek is life...
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Re: The one. --- Crash crashes the GMod party
Sequel? Y/Y