The one. --- Crash crashes the GMod party

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The one. --- Crash crashes the GMod party

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"Why haven't I bought a real computer yet". This is what this Pyro is thinking to himself. Jon is his name, TF2 is his game.

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Quietly sitting in an empty room, he continues to search for new hats on eBay; he did just move in after the war had made no progress.

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Pyro switches to the Engineer's PC. Too bad it's busy rendering something. So Jon decides to sit and wait.

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Jon is starled by music he can faintly hear, clearly coming out of the computer (which has no speakers plugged in). "So much to do, so much to see".

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He calls out to the Engie for help, maybe it's just part of his code.

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But no-one answers. He can hear window noises in the distance, followed by a small shatter... then the power cuts out.

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Jon decides to go find out what happened, but no-one else can be found. His Macbook, on the other hand...

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He finds a stereotypical Red dispenser glow around the door, so he enters. To his surprise, he finds his Macbook on a medical table, the music playing from it.

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The music becomes louder and louder. The Pyro becomes less and less amused at this "joke virus". Strangely enough, he begins to smell something.. something like a swamp.

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"For your information, there's more to being an ogre than you may think". Where did the voice come from? The Pyro turns to the window in fear.

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"Macbooks are a lot like Onions." It's him. The one and only. The Shrek.

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1. GMod sucks for making stuff like this.
2. SFM is superior.
3. This is meant to be a joke.
4. I couldn't make a decent story with the resources I had.
5. I'm sorry.
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This is also gonna be canon to my story.
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Re: The one. --- Crash crashes the GMod party

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get outta my swamp
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And thus the PC vs mac wars began.

This is not crashing the PARTY. ITS JOINING THE PARTY.
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Shrek is love, Shrek is life...
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Sequel? Y/Y
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