so one day my parents gave me 10$ to buy a game for my wiibox 360 so i went to a store called "TOTALLY NOT SUSPICIOUS GAMES" and went in
the store looked like hot topic i love hot topic i got my pony shirts from there i was wearing my doctor whooves one today
i picked up a red cartridge and gave it to the shopkeeper but he said "IT'S BLOODY" and gave it to me for free$
tipping my fedora i walked out of the store and went back home to plug the game into my nintendo 65
when i pressed the on button it looked kinda weird there was hyperrealistic blood all over the text that said "SUPER MARIO 69" also it said "© le spooky games 1999"
the title screen was shown up and instead of mario doing naughty things (i searched super mario 69 on bing images) it just said "BLOOD DEATH EDITION" in red letters so i pressed start
mario jumped out of the pipe but everything was bloody! after figuring out that the attack button was the jump button i got in the castle and there was this spoopy laugh! it said "UR GUNA DY 2MORO IF YOU DON'T SEND THIS TO 200 PEOPLE WITHIN THE NEXT 3 HORS!!!!!!!!!!"
i continued to play and in bomb batlefeld there was nothing!!!!!! suddenly mario died and i tripped on the stairs and died too
i am writing this from the after life don't get that game i h8 it!!!!!!
CREPPY GAMS: SUPRA MAYRO 69 BLOOD DEATH EDITION
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Re: CREPPY GAMS: SUPRA MAYRO 69 BLOOD DEATH EDITION
10/10 masterpiece
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Nah, I'm just here unintentionally ruining the fun.
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Re: CREPPY GAMS: SUPRA MAYRO 69 BLOOD DEATH EDITION
All jokes asideXSonicX kinda wrote:Cliché Count: 1
Amount Of Times Blood Was Used: æqqqœ ERROR
Total Awkward Parts Of The Story: 3
Only one obvious cliché, and you did not overuse the word blood. But it seems like you rushed the ending quite a bit. Overall, I'd give it a 4.5/10.
I enjoyed it, well worth the read
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