Crash's Bizzare Adventure

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Crash's Bizzare Adventure

Post by Goat » Wed Jun 08, 2016 5:08 pm

Episode One, Johnny Park 1/2

The year is 201X Sydney, Australia (Not the Capital). Here our story begins with a strapping young lad, hero, and protagonist.

"Good morning mom, don't worry about preparing my lunch. I took care of that last night and kept my breakfast hot in the oven!" His name is...Jack Jones! "Oh so, you know you didn't have to do that for me." His mom said as she was busy dusting the house, and spraying heavy duty bug spray to make sure the monsterous beasts of australia would remain subdued. "Mom, I know you really don't want me to worry about your or your illness. But this isn't any problem for me at all!" He told her as he finished and made his way out. His first day of high school was just around the corner, but it would take a turn for the...bizzare.

Making his way downtown, he had stumbled upon the local town bully Nova bullying yet another poor victim. "Hey, I told you that I wanted my Pizza at my house an hour ago!" Nova said to the very bad pizza delivery man. "Hey, leave him alone!" Crash called out from across the street. Nova looked at the pizza delivery man and pushed him to the side as he stared down Crash. "Momma's boy Crash wants to take me on then, huh, fine!" He told him as he loosened his body by cracking his joints at him intimidatingly.

"Don't think I forgot all the times you hurt other innocent people and made fun of that one persons taste in cartoons!" Crash said pointing his finger sternly at Nova. "Are you kidding me? Hi-Hi Puffy Ami Yumi is a terrible show and that person should have better standards!" Nova said as Crash stood his ground against the approaching bully.

"You're brave, but don't think that's going to save you....especially with a little secret I found out over the summer break!" He said as what appeared to be a ghost had appeared behind him. "What, what is THAT!" Crash said pointing to the ghost. "Huhhh??? You can see it?" Nova said as he recalled the ghost. "If what that one guy told me is true, no one else but other users should be able to see it...." Nova said as he looked at Crash. "That doesn't matter, I just have to teach you a lesson is all!" Nova said as he called his ghost back.

"「LIVING COLOR」!!!" Nova had called out as his ghost quickly approached Crash. Crash had hesitated and quickly rose his hands to defend himself...suddenly he found himself perfectly okay despite the attempted attack.

"I knew it, you did have one!!!" Nova yelled as a ghost had appeared to defend Crash. "What, what is it!" Crash said as he saw both wrestle together. "It's a stand you idiot! Hasn't the horned man approached you yet to tell you about this thing!?" Nova yelled as he recalled LIVING COLOR back.

[<- To be continued I \ I]

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Re: Crash's Bizzare Adventure

Post by Crash32 » Wed Jun 08, 2016 11:42 pm

My dropbear has come to defend me (good thing I didn't put on any dropbear repellant that day)

Hype for part 2
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Re: Crash's Bizzare Adventure

Post by Nano » Thu Jun 09, 2016 1:09 am

Oh so Crash comments on Triert's story, but not MINE.
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Re: Crash's Bizzare Adventure

Post by retrolinkx » Thu Jun 09, 2016 2:03 am

My faovurite part is Crash is the main character in a story based off a manga he doesn't care for.
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Re: Crash's Bizzare Adventure

Post by Goat » Sun Jun 19, 2016 5:05 pm

Episode 2, Sweet Dreams

Shibuya - Japan

It had been a day like any other, the titan producer from the USA who successfully kickstarted his dream after an anonymous donation was given to him years ago on kickstarter had exited his house. Praise and cheers for him had been a daily thing, fans outside his door an hourly thing, emails and praise had been something he long used a dummy email account after they came by the minute. But the only thing he wanted every second of the day is to continue to work on his show, Gatsobatso.

But that would came later, his appointment with a toy distributor was around the corner. The corner being the local beef bowl chain, entering the establishment without much care for disguise he was greeted by the man inside. "Ah, you must be the one they call Aidan right?" The man had asked. "Call me Fox, everyone else does it." Fox had told the man rather directly. "Right, right, let's take a seat and talk about this then..." He had told him as the two sat down,

"So as you see, the first wave of toys will include heroes from the first season, and the second will include the villains, and the third will focus on the entire third part most people skipped to first." He told them as Fox had noticed a very glaring issue with his contract. "You're having them made...in TAIWAN!?" He said as his hand balled up into a fist and slammed the paper onto the table. "I've seen the knock offs of Protag boy in the flea markets of the United States, his hair color was off, his eye was on his neck, everything about him was wrong! But at the end of it all, I took a look at where such an offensive representation of him was made and found it came from TAIWAN. Those chinese dumplings create thousands of the same toy day in day out, so I can trust them with a demand this large, but you want me to trust your sweatshops in taiwan instead!" Fox said as he began to calm down, and simply resorted to tearing the paper instead.

"I'm leaving, and the check has dealt with!" Fox told the toy distributor as he pointed his finger at him menacingly and got out of the table. "You...did you think there was ever a choice!「PLASTIC BEACH」!!!" The distributor had yelled as Fox's hand was grabbed and he was forcibly sat down back on the table. "You...what are you trying to make me do!" Fox said as his hand had reached out for a pen. "Did you ever think this was going to be a fair deal, they sent me, the biggest negotiator of the USA to deal with you Fox. They knew you would never accept a deal that didn't perfectly emulate Protag boy, or include his wardrobe, and especially not include the entirety of the underwater school at all. You're a finicky producer, who has gotten a lot of power and has made it impossible to get any sort of deals out of you because we have to run it all by you first. But now, my stand is going to make you sign that contract by force!" The distributor told Fox as Fox himself made a sly grin on his face.

"Do you think...that for a moment, you were the only one who had a stand here too?" Fox said as the pen reached the contract...and nothing was written. "NANI!? You, what did you do!" The distributor said as he realized all the ink from the pen was gone. "My stand,「SWEET DREAMS」had acted before I even came into this restaurant, taking away all the ink I had in both my pen, and yours." Fox said as his stand appeared behind him, an eight armed creature that evoked many deep dwelling sea creatures. "You...YOU'RE CRAZY!" The distributor said as he began to retreat. "You, YOU'RE GONNA LEARN TO NEVER GIVE ME A BAD DEAL EVER AGAIN!!!" Fox yelled out as ink was shot just under the distributors feet, causing him to slip out of the store. "Waaah!!!" He yelled as he ultimately fell on hard concrete.

"What a waste of time..." Fox said, sucking his teeth and leaving the restaurant.

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