super smash brothers brawl 2 the fight wasn't over

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super smash brothers brawl 2 the fight wasn't over

Post by Nano » Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:31 am

ok warning: this is compleatly made by script so run if you don't like script


super smash brothers brawl 2
the fight wasn't over

chapter 1 the interduction

sonic: great job fixing the tornado tails
tails: *tools clanging* ya you bet that thing's invincible now
sonic: really?
tails: no sonic just a figure of speach
knuckles: *door bashing open* guys come quick
sonic: *fast foot steps* whats happening
tails: *tail wirling* wait up
knuckles: *foot step* something fell out of the sky
sonic: hmmm sounds promising
knuckles: *screeching to halt* here
sonic: *screeching to halt* whoa
tails: *landing* whoa
knuckles: it just fell out of the sky
sonic:it looks like a mushroom
tails: wait remember when that guy taboo attacked
sonic: ya
tails: well when he was destroyed he turned into a trophy just like that
sonic: oh ya
tails: maybe the same thing happened to this thing
sonic: maybe lets investigate
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luigi: *doors slaming open* mario come quick something fell from the sky
mario: what!
luigi: j-j-just hurry
mario: *jumping off chair and breaking into a run* let's a-go
luigi: *running* okey-dokey
later------
luigi: *screaching to halt* here
mario: *screaching to halt*
luigi: it looks like a animal with spikes
mario: hmmm...*figers snap* i got it
luigi: what
mario: it's one of those trophy things
luigi: oh ya
?: mu ha ha ha ha
luigi: w-w-w-whos there
mario: show yourself
?: say goodbye
luigi: wha-
*laser beam blast*
luigi: whaaaa
*trophy droping to the ground*
mario: LUIGI!
?: now it's your turn
*laser beam blast*
mario: *dodging* not so fast
?: grrrrrrrr
mario: now who are you
?: don't you remember me
*footsteps come from the shadows*
bowser: its me bowser
mario: *gasp*
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sonic: what do we do with it
?: you give it to me
sonic,tails,and knuckles: *turning around* who's there
?: well your eagar
sonic: just tell us now
?: how about................THIS!
*laser beam blast*
knuckles: *gack*
*trophy droping to floor*
sonic: knuckles no. what'd you do to him
?: this!
*laser beam blast*
tails: noooooooo
*trophy droping to floor*
sonic: tails! who are you and what are you doing to my friends
?: oh ho ho sonic it's me..
*footsteps come from the shadows*
eggman: ...eggman
sonic: no way
eggman: ohh yes it is now goodbye
*laser beam blast*
sonic: *dodging* whoa
eggman: got you
*claws come from ground*
sonic: wha
eggman: goodbye sonic the hedg-what
*sword slashs breaking the claws*
?: get on
sonic: okay
eggman: not so fast
sonic: see ya
*mystery ship whooshes away*
eggman: nooooooo
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bowser: now goodbye
mario: no way "fireballs"
*fireball sounds*
bowser: ow ow ow ow
mario: hi ya
*kick to face*
bowser: rawwwwwww
mario: *lands to ground* bring it
bowser: take th-what is that!
?: razar leaf attack go
*laser beam gets slashed in half and falls to ground*
bowser: no no no no
?: charzard fly us out of here
mario: *gets grabed by the hand* whoa
bowser: no no no no well i still have the- wait my trophys where are they
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eggman: well sonics gone but i still have my- where are my trophys?! nooooooooo

end of chapter 1

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Post by naruto_chao » Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:34 pm

...ok now what waluigi
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Re: super smash brothers brawl 2 the fight wasn't over

Post by Sable » Sun Oct 15, 2017 11:44 pm

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand super smash brothers brawl 2 the fight wasn't over. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical reader's head. There’s also Tails’ nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Shigeru Miyamoto's literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike super smash brothers brawl 2 the fight wasn't over truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Bowser's existential catchphrase “its me bowser” which itself is a cryptic reference to Jackbox's Chicago epic Quiplash. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Nano Shinonome’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. :wink:

And yes, by the way, i DO have a super smash brothers brawl 2 the fight wasn't over tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid :cool:
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Re: super smash brothers brawl 2 the fight wasn't over

Post by chaoadventures » Mon Oct 16, 2017 5:46 am

Nano wrote:?: razar leaf attack go
*laser beam gets slashed in half and falls to ground*
A high IQ indeed.
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Re: super smash brothers brawl 2 the fight wasn't over

Post by Pufflehugs » Fri Oct 20, 2017 10:57 am

Nano wrote:?: Sonic, look...
*footsteps come from the shadows*
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