How To Infuriate A Communist
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How To Infuriate A Communist
Alright, here's the 411, folks. Say some communist is dissin' capitalism. You just show 'em one of these.
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I thought you were supposed to just tell them about polymascotfoamalate
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"Democracy is the essence of good. Communism, the very definition of evil."
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^how to make a joke that's bad even if you got to see its origin
step one: make a bad joke
step two: that's it you're done
step one: make a bad joke
step two: that's it you're done
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EvilPinkamina wrote:This thread has been overtaken by the CHAO ISLAND DISCORD CHAT CLIQUE LLC.
The men in BLU have liberated this topic.
Once upon a time a Soviet Russian man died and was escorted to hell, there he had walked past a cauldron containing Stalin who was being speared by many devils. After that he passed by a cauldron full of cubans with rather idle devils, in the last cauldron for Russians, he finds it unguarded. After being thrown into the cauldron, he attempts to simply walk out but finds himself pulled back by another Russian.
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Future King of Hell, Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell, has taken this over for the warriors of capitalist hell.
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"Future king of hell"
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"Future King of Hell"
Somebody would like a word with you
Somebody would like a word with you
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>Comparing a DBZ TV Movie Villain to a girl who had a full 13 episodes
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Sure, you have DBZ god powers, but do you have a familiar THIS AWESOME AND POWERFUL?
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look at her go
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Edit: Oh hey look at this Goodra
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Edit: Oh hey look at this Goodra
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get that bootleg dragonite outta here
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you leave goodra out of this you red bully
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Can she literally manipulate the entire universe to her own accord? Don't think so.
Also keep in mind that Janemba was stronger than SSJ3 Goku, who was stronger than Kid Buu. He's literally the second strongest villain of the Z era, beaten only by Super Buu.
Also keep in mind that Janemba was stronger than SSJ3 Goku, who was stronger than Kid Buu. He's literally the second strongest villain of the Z era, beaten only by Super Buu.
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Ok but Janemba isn't cute, and cuteness triumphs over all evil.
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Back to the topic:
"The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities."
"The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities."
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the ideology............... is far too thick here.................
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I have communistic leanings, but this thread does more to confuse me than infuriate me.
Anyways:
Contrary to what Nano says, I'd argue that Democracy, as a decision making process, and communism, as an economic policy, would marry quite nicely. After all, in their purest forms, they are the sharing of political power among all people and the sharing of economic resources among all people.
Mamkute makes a good point about how individuals are the ultimate minorities. And speaking of individuals, "from each according to his ability to each according to his needs" would suggest that while the collective is important, it is also important to ensure the individual's innate talents are properly nurtured and that the individual is allowed to make the most productive use of their skills and that each individual's needs are met.
As for communists in hell, while I'll agree that if anyone deserves hell, Stalin is probably among them, I'd argue that, all else equal, he could be as capitalist as Bill Gates and be no less deserving of hell. I also think it worth noting that, while Jesus of Nazareth predates Karl Marx and Adam Smith by nearly two millennia, Jesus is credited with expressing opinions and committing acts that could be interpreted as pro-communist and anti-capitalist. "Love thy neighbor as thy self" sounds like a collectivist slogan if I've ever heard one, Jesus was big on charity, the Parable of the Good Samaritan includes a subtle message against both the established power of the Jewish Clergy and national divisions, and as I understand, one of the few times the Canon Gospels show Jesus lose his temper is when he discovers that profit seeking vendors have set up shop in the Temple at Jerusalem. Granted, if heaven and hell exist, I'd realistically expect to find both wicked capitalists and wicked communists in hell and both righteous capitalists and righteous communists in heaven, but if there's any truth to the Canon Gospels and a person's judgment came down to whether one is capitalist or communist, I'd think the scales in favor of the communist.
Anyways:
Contrary to what Nano says, I'd argue that Democracy, as a decision making process, and communism, as an economic policy, would marry quite nicely. After all, in their purest forms, they are the sharing of political power among all people and the sharing of economic resources among all people.
Mamkute makes a good point about how individuals are the ultimate minorities. And speaking of individuals, "from each according to his ability to each according to his needs" would suggest that while the collective is important, it is also important to ensure the individual's innate talents are properly nurtured and that the individual is allowed to make the most productive use of their skills and that each individual's needs are met.
As for communists in hell, while I'll agree that if anyone deserves hell, Stalin is probably among them, I'd argue that, all else equal, he could be as capitalist as Bill Gates and be no less deserving of hell. I also think it worth noting that, while Jesus of Nazareth predates Karl Marx and Adam Smith by nearly two millennia, Jesus is credited with expressing opinions and committing acts that could be interpreted as pro-communist and anti-capitalist. "Love thy neighbor as thy self" sounds like a collectivist slogan if I've ever heard one, Jesus was big on charity, the Parable of the Good Samaritan includes a subtle message against both the established power of the Jewish Clergy and national divisions, and as I understand, one of the few times the Canon Gospels show Jesus lose his temper is when he discovers that profit seeking vendors have set up shop in the Temple at Jerusalem. Granted, if heaven and hell exist, I'd realistically expect to find both wicked capitalists and wicked communists in hell and both righteous capitalists and righteous communists in heaven, but if there's any truth to the Canon Gospels and a person's judgment came down to whether one is capitalist or communist, I'd think the scales in favor of the communist.
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When you joke about the communists so hard that two spring up in the topic itself.
Also Mewtamer, the joke itself is based on the cutting of tall poppies, a rather popular joke in soviet russia itself.
The last thing I think you should try and do is make a genuine reply.
Also Mewtamer, the joke itself is based on the cutting of tall poppies, a rather popular joke in soviet russia itself.
The last thing I think you should try and do is make a genuine reply.
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Actually I was just making a reference to Harvest Moon lol
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Well I did try to find out where this came from I'll be honest.