Crap RP

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: This is your punishment.

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester lays there defeated, muttering to himself silently. Only Triert knows what he is saying to himself.

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: speak up asshole

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester snaps at him.
Sylvester: ARE YOU THE ONE SHOT? NO? I THOUGHT NOT.
Sylvester looks in the Ranger's eyes with dread.
Sylvester: What are you going to make us do??

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: please don't skin me alive

[Triert]

Ranger: First of all put out this mess with your pee, that's right, all of your pee. Drink from the river when you're running on dry and then at the end of that make sure you get right back to it. I'm gonna watch you and make sure you both do a good job.

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester: That's kinda hot.

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: sam

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester stands up and just flat out pulls his pants all the way down like a kindergartner and pisses near a flaming bush. The heat was so overwhelming though that the piss evaporates before it even hits anything and is so hot he can hear his sperm screaming bloody murder.

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: piss vapor

[CasualCollision]

The flames get too out of control too fast and Sylvester is unable to reach and it sears his foreskin off.
Sylvester: NOOOOOOOOOOO

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: i think my dick just screamed in agony

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester: This is frikkin impossible you asshole.

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: i don't have enough pee in me

[CasualCollision]

The fire grows so out of control that they're all surrounded by hellish flames. The smoke is making it increasingly hard to breathe. And what's worse, Sylvester can't find his pants.

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: This is our punishment.

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester sneaks a pistol out of the Ranger's rover and aims it at the roof of his mouth.

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: when you're done i'll take a turn

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester pulls the trigger, but turns out the safety was still on.
Sylvester: GOD DAMMIT

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: This is our punishment.

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester doesn't know how to operate a desert eagle pistol let alone where the safety is and gives up. He puts the pistol back where it was swiftly.

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: why god

[Triert]

Park Ranger: You're an idiot if you're trying to kill someone like that, watch.

The ranger said as he took the safety off and blew his brain matter everywhere.

[CasualCollision]

Sylvester is in awe of the skill and grace. Surely the Ranger is the master at his craft.

[Vaporwave]

riku uravae: This is his punishment.