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Crap RP

Post by CasualCollision »

Because effort is a luxury we cannot afford.

Plot: Uuuh... Sonic and friends have been captured. Some of them died. We need to rescue the survivors and have to fill their role as the new sonic heroes. Everything is different because the apocalypse happened and now the earth is in fragments. Also portals have opened up from other worlds further drastically changing the landscape of the shattered world. Characters can be Sonic OCs, furries, scalies, talking animals, humans, mythical creatures, anime characters, or other video game characters. Everything is a mix of sci-fi, fantasy, modern, and steam punk in various places.

The world is veiled in darkness. The wind stops, the sea is wild, and the earth begins to rot. The people wait, their only hope, a prophecy...

'When the world is dyed in dark Four Warriors will come...'

After a long journey, four youths arrive, each holding a Crystal.

Name:
Gender:
Age:
Species:
Alignment:
likes:
hates:
Description:
Character Photo (MANDATORY):

Rules:
1. Don't be mean.
2. Character speech must be in script form with only three sentences max for narration.
3. You must use a single pair of parenthesis for both providing additional information when narrating, as well as for writing out of character.
4. Anyone can join.
5. Anyone can post.
6. Triert gets to godmod.
7. Triert gets to decide who lives and who dies.
8. There is nothing to be afraid of.
9. Dan Bell is a gift.

Name: Sylvester
Gender: Boy
Age: 18
Species: Echidna
Alignment: Unknown
likes: 2000's Experimental Rock, Playstation 2 games, DBZ, and Newgrounds
hates: Being compared to Sylvester from Looney Tunes
Description: Gray and Blue Echidna with spines jutting straight up
Character Photo (MANDATORY):
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Re: Crap RP

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Name: Riku Uravae
Gender: boy
Age: 21
Species: vaporwave embodiment
Alignment: darkness
likes: monster energy and mcdonalds chicken snack wraps
hates: that experience you get sometimes when you drink diet cola and like the drink turns into a weird foam-ish texture on your tongue
Description: This is your punishment.
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Re: Crap RP

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Sylvester sees Sonic's rotting corpse wash up from a river bank.

Sylvester: oh
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riku uravae: i'm not into dark/gore blog aesthetic but
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Sylvester drags Sonic's corpse up from the riverbank.

Sylvester: Well, Sonic is dead.

He then gets out of knife and cuts his stomach open.
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riku uravae: whoa that's pretty hardcore dude, need some help?
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Sylvester: No thanks. I'm just checking for tracking devices.
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riku uravae: oh, that's a smart thing i guess
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All Sylvester finds is finely aged chili dogs.

Sylvester: Oh well.
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riku uravae: that's pretty gross dude
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Sylvester: You should have thought about what I am willing to do to get the job DONE.
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riku uravae: i do not understand
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Sylvester: Of course you don't. You don't understand anything.

Sylvester drops the knife checks inside Sonic's mouth.

Sylvester: God his breath stinks.
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riku uravae: that's pretty rude not gonna lie
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Sylvester picks his knife back up and rolls Sonic over with his foot.
Sylvester: Your face is rude.
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riku uravae: i think you're kinda of a bad person and maybe you shouldn't look at my instagram anymore
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Sylvester puts on a rubber glove and kneels down.
Sylvester: What the hell is instagram?
He shoves his fist up Sonic's rotting festering rectal cavity and takes out a holographic message.
Sylvester: Aha!
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riku uravae: jesus christ man i think i'm gonna puke
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Sylvester: Let's see what this message says.

The message projects a hologram of Sonic screaming uncontrollably.
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riku uravae: that's so loud what the hell
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Sylvester tries to use the volume dial to turn it down but turns it up to max by accident. He drops it and covers his ears wincing.
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riku uravae covers his ears

riku uravae: if i go deaf i'm gonna sue you
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Sonic's screams can be heard echoing for miles across and agitates all of the nearby wildlife. Sylvester kicks the message into the river muffling and distorting the screaming, causing a hidden underlying message to be heard.
Message: If you are hearing this, you may or may not be deaf and I am certainly dead. I was too slow.
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message: if you battle the beetle cyborg ninjas in my basement, in my mansion in the mountains, you will then have all of my wealth. good luck
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Sylvester: Who gives a damn about wealth? I have no desire for monetary gain. What a waste of bytes that turned out to be.
Sylvester crosses his arms in disappointment.
Sylvester: So what are we going to do about the body?
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