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Re: Crap RP

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Sylvester: Close enough.
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riku uravae: ok
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Brewster drinks a cold, refreshing glass of honey.
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CasualCollision wrote:Sylvester comes back from the dead because only Triert can decide his fate.
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The park ranger had lined up his shot from far away, shooting through the neck of Sylvester to decapitate him with a .50 caliber round, and firing again to ensure his head splattered into meaty chunks throughout the surrounding area.

Finally, he called in a satellite strike from above to ensure nothing remained of him.
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The President reminds the audience that Brewster just drank a glass of bee vomit.
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Brewster: They were my friends, man. Those bees were the best friends I ever had.
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The gory mess surrounding the area began to inexplicably move toward one another and concentrating in one spot. It grotesquely folded and molded itself until each chunk of viscera was in the right place, making Sylvester whole again.
Sylvester: Yeah, I appreciate the effort, whoever did that, but how does Triert weigh in on this?
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riku uravae: i puked
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Brewster: Wait, if it has to be specifically Triert himself...
Brewster found the power in his heart to bring all of his bee friends back. The Ferrari starts zooming around the store again.
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Park Ranger: They found the loophole in the rules, what do we do now?
Ricky Roach and the Rad Rascals of Red River: We wait for our attack.
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The Bee Ferrari rams directly into the Park Ranger.
Brewster: You're cool, Park Ranger. But these bees are mad at you.
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Sylvester: Finish me please.
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Image: im packing the bee ferrari doesnt exist
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Dan Bell: Oh thank god.
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riku uravae: hi dan bell
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Dan Bell: Go away.
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riku uravae: oh, i'm sorry
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The Bee Ferrari had succesfully knocked the park ranger into a different roleplay.
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Sylvester: He has foresaken us.
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Sylvester: Citation from Triert needed.
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its true, he will die and go straight to hell
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Sylvester: Image
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Image: yes
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