Corrupt a Wish

[Metalsonic3]

Granted. However it came out to be a ditto with 0 IV's, 0 EV's, and it's on level 100.

I wish for my retarted friend to stop AFKing all the time.

[Saz]

Granted, but he will start trolling you.

I wish I had a piano playing zebra named Lemoy.

[Metalsonic3]

(I actually somehow wouldn't be surpriced of that.. XD)


Granted. You got your piano, which is playing song named "zebra named lemoy" constantly.

I wish I could play the piano.

[Friendly Friend]

Great. You played it not in the musical way and bet it all but it always won and walked off with your money.

I wish I had one more friend! I love EVERYONE, NO MATTER WHAT.
I'm also invincible. Everyone who knows me LOVES ME.

[Saz]

Granted, but you die a day later of natural causes. :P
I wish for a avatar with Lemoy the piano playing zebra on it that says "Hit It Lemoy!" on the bottom.

[Friendly Friend]

You get it, but the mods remove it because it scares children.
Also,

I'm also invincible.

I wish I had one more friend! I love EVERYONE, NO MATTER WHAT.
I'm also invincible. Everyone who knows me LOVES ME.

[Metalsonic3]

Granted. However each of your friends happen to be cancer patients, and die within minutes. You die (if not, sink into abyss) in a river you cried from sorrow.

I wish for Sonic Generations demo to be released already D:

[Friendly Friend]

They are released, but are the stupidest games ever and Sonic looks like a duck.


I wish I had one more friend! I love EVERYONE, NO MATTER WHAT.
I'm also invincible. Everyone who knows me LOVES ME.
And all my friends STAY TOGETHER no matter what like magnets that are really strong.
We are always happy.
We are all invincible.

[Saz]

Granted, but it sucks so much that you decide to hate sonic games.

I wish Lemoy was even more epic than before.

[Friendly Friend]

Saz, too late. B)

I wish I had one more friend! I love EVERYONE, NO MATTER WHAT.
I'm also invincible. Everyone who knows me LOVES ME.
And all my friends STAY TOGETHER no matter what like magnets that are really strong.
We are always happy.
We are all invincible.

[Saz]

Granted, but they are all cats.

wishes for pie.

[Metalsonic3]

(i was thinking of mosquitos..)


Granted. With that pie, he becomes way too epic for anyone to handle, wiping out planet from all life.

I wish for everyone to come back to life :o

[Saz]

Granted, but they all come back as zombies.

wishes he could eat the zombies and survive, perfectly fine.

[Friendly Friend]

Ok, but he dies after the zombie terror.

I wish I had one more friend! I love EVERYONE, NO MATTER WHAT.
I'm also invincible. Everyone who knows me LOVES ME.
And all my friends STAY TOGETHER no matter what like magnets that are really strong.
We are always happy.
We are all invincible.

Saz, please read. Cats are my favorite animal.
I have made a situation where anything could happen and there is no downside.
Just put something like "Bluh Bluh Bluh bluh bluh bluh which wastes time you could have spent with other friends."

[Metalsonic3]

(I can't use that, since you're practicly wishing for it.. sooo)

Granted. You gained 1000 invincible friends. However they are all mosquitos and start to suck the blood off your body since they need it to live. Your entire body gets scarred, but you never die and keep on suffering, due to the fact you are immortal.

I wish for shiny pokemon to appear more :o

[Littlecoolguy301]

I WISH I HAD A NYAN CAT

YAY

[Friendly Friend]

It doesn't shut up so all night you are saying "****ING GO TO YOUR ****ING BED AND ****ING SLEEP OR I'LL **** YOU UP"

I wish I had another wish.

[Metalsonic3]

Granted. (get it?)

I wish I would put my TV on.

[Friendly Friend]

It is on full blast volume and your worst fears are on there. If you don't have fears, you do now.
Also the TV is stuck and you can't turn it off, it is always clean, following you and nothing can conceal any feature of it.

I wish I had a knife,Oprah's address, and she had no defense.

[Saz]

Granted, but it shocks you when you wear it.

I wish was shiny.

[Metalsonic3]

*asnwering friendly friend's wish since saz skipped it*
Granted. Knife appears inside your head, paralyzing you. You did get oprah's address though. HAPPINESS

*answering saz*
Granted. He becomes so shiny your eyes burst.

I wish solar flare to be effective move in DBZ games.

[Saz]

Granted, but you can't use it.

I wish everyone was named Lemoy.
(my CI doesn't warn me if other posts had been made T_T)

[Metalsonic3]

(oh.. that sucks.. D: i wonder what's up with it..)

Granted. Everyone loses their personal identity, and the name gets banned by Lemoy.

I wish never to get Windows 8.

[Saz]

Granted, you get windows 88 instead

I wish iwas in soviet russia

[Metalsonic3]

(Windows 2.1x? damn.. that would be badass.. XD)

Granted. You find yourself frozen in Siberia.

I wish to have immortality.