What if you where one of the ponys on mlp

chaomaker24 · Post by **chaomaker24** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:58 am

This is related to what if cake was free kind of so what if you where one of the ponys in mlp and what would you do? -- rainbow dash. Plus if you want to say something off topic use these()ok and have fun :)

Crash32 · Post by **Crash32** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:02 am

To start, this should be in FG&C.

Next,

Dr. Roivas · Post by **Dr. Roivas** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:36 am

No.

Lord no.

Corvo · Post by **Corvo** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:29 am

I would beg for death.

Rajikaru · Post by **Rajikaru** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:46 am

If I were a pony, I couldn't very well converse with you like I am right now, could I?

CasualCollision · Post by **CasualCollision** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:47 am

I would run.

Run far away.

wic. · Post by **wic.** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 6:43 am

Kill myself.

Gondi · Post by **Gondi** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 11:04 am

I would rather have my hands cut off with a chainsaw, then have salt spread over the wound as I wait to bleed to death.

Nintendawg · Post by **Nintendawg** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:50 pm

Corvo wrote:I would beg for death.

Coty · Post by **Coty** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:52 pm

heyheyhey, I wouldn't care, so long as none of yall went into my shed.

I'd also need a keyboard, a very large steel keyboard that I could clop on...

Wacky the Taccoon · Post by **Wacky the Taccoon** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:16 pm

I'd just keep dwelling in mischief and shenanigans as always.

Omelet · Post by **Omelet** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:40 pm

I rather have my limbs be pulled off and be dipped in alcohol afterwards and then have my intestines pulled out and be burned while still being alive.

PinkIceFox · Post by **PinkIceFox** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:36 pm

*generic "omg no please god kill me" post*

Real Answer: To the moon with all of you.

Jak_3_chao · Post by **Jak_3_chao** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 6:38 pm

I would hope that i would wake up as my fan-made pony called Draconix

Corvo · Post by **Corvo** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:12 pm

PinkIceFox wrote:*generic "omg no please god kill me" post*

Real Answer: To the moon with all of you.

But there really is no suffering I can imagine worse than turning into a pony if you're used to being a human.

You're used to holding things, but you can't anymore. You're used to two legs. You have four.

PinkIceFox · Post by **PinkIceFox** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:21 pm

Read the first post:

chaomaker24 wrote:This is related to what if cake was free kind of so what if you where one of the ponys in mlp and what would you do? -- rainbow dash. Plus if you want to say something off topic use these()ok and have fun :)

Bad word usage, spelling, and grammar aside, the point of the thread was not "WHAT IF YOU TURNED INTO A PONY" it was "what if you were one of the ponies". AKA: You were that pony already. You were used to NOT having hands and walking on four legs, because that's what you've done all your life.

Also if you're a unicorn/alicorn you can move things with your horn.

Tobi · Post by **Tobi** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:38 pm

Maximilian Roivas wrote:No.

Lord no.

Corvo wrote:I would beg for death.

wiccachao wrote:Kill myself.

Gondi wrote:I would rather have my hands cut off with a chainsaw, then have salt spread over the wound as I wait to bleed to death.

Wacky the Taccoon wrote:I'd just keep dwelling in mischief and shenanigans as always.

Omelet wrote:I rather have my limbs be pulled off and be dipped in alcohol afterwards and then have my intestines pulled out and be burned while still being alive.

Pretty much all of this.

Snowy · Post by **Snowy** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:39 pm

suicide

ℒokiUni · Post by **ℒokiUni** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 11:29 pm

Come one, come all! Come and witness the amazing magic of the Great and Powerful Trixie!

CasualCollision · Post by **CasualCollision** » Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:13 am

PinkIceFox wrote:Read the first post:
chaomaker24 wrote:This is related to what if cake was free kind of so what if you where one of the ponys in mlp and what would you do? -- rainbow dash. Plus if you want to say something off topic use these()ok and have fun :)
Bad word usage, spelling, and grammar aside, the point of the thread was not "WHAT IF YOU TURNED INTO A PONY" it was "what if you were one of the ponies". AKA: You were that pony already. You were used to NOT having hands and walking on four legs, because that's what you've done all your life.

Also if you're a unicorn/alicorn you can move things with your horn.

I still stand by what I said before due to anxiety and devastation of waking up one day and becoming one of the ponies from the show, leaving my earthly life behind. As much as I like the show, I don't want to go to Equestria. Contrary to popular belief, I don't think it's a perfect world, and frankly, I think I'd be more miserable in Equestria than on Earth. Compared to people from any other show, they seem to portray the same archetypes as any other kid's show, just as ponies. There are bullies, snobs, rich, poor, bigots, good, and evil, just like people. Topping all that with the fact that I hate people, and Equestria has no internet to make anxiety a trivial problem, then it just makes it hell; a pretty, brightly colored, hell.

Dr. Roivas · Post by **Dr. Roivas** » Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:20 am

Wow holy **** I've never thought about it like that but when you put it that way **** Equestria.

SilverAndBlaze · Post by **SilverAndBlaze** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:22 am

chaomaker24 wrote:This is kind of related to "what if cake was free", so what would you do if you where one of the ponies in MLP? Have fun :)

The grammar was killing me, so I had to correct you.

If I was a pony from MLP, I would finally learn the true meaning of friendship.

Rajikaru · Post by **Rajikaru** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:52 am

i literally like how even though i'm the forum's token cynical jackass, in this topic i'm one of the few people that responded without sounding like a complete and utter jackass

SilverAndBlaze · Post by **SilverAndBlaze** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:54 am

^Me too. I mean being a pony can't be that bad can it?

CelebiLv6 · Post by **CelebiLv6** » Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:53 am

Overthrow Princess Celestia.

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