The Lack of the Annual Advent Calendar is Triert's Fault

[Crazo3077]

Wouldn't it make enough sense that the Chao Island economy is currently pointless, and that there may be plans to renovate said economy? Like all the Advent Calender does is give everyone an equal opportunity to access a selection of limited items, and sell, trade, or hoard the rarer prizes. Its not like we have a game on the site that uses the items or our currency with an unfortunate acronym.

And clearly no one has been paying attention if they don't think that the plan was by none other than rubs.

[Rajikaru]

Okay so what I'm getting in this thread is a bunch of roleplaying that I don't understand.

[retrolinkx]

TORRO!



This, uh, this isn't looking good for me.



.......Wait a minute. Fox Boy!



You were the one behind the tampering of the tape?



No, that can't be true.



We don't even know if Crash here is lying or not.



Things don't seem to add up in this case.

The only person with power to do any of this is Mooncow, Torro, Fusion and JmT. We've established that JmT was asleep at the time and Fusion doesn't have complete access to the site compared to Mooncow. While they're both admins only one has the complete code of the website.



If Torro is the one behind this, then.......



!



(Could it be?)





I'm sorry, Fox. But Torro could not be the one behind this either.



He has the same alibi as JmT.

It was past midnight where he was, and he could not have been anywhere near Mooncow's account during the time the advent calender was missing.



As for the finger prints in regards to the fact he never entered the room during the night are simple. Fingerprints can last for a long time on certain surfaces, and those fingerprints are years old, and this can be confirmed by the Detective in charge.



Uh, yep. Fingerprints can last for a certain amount of time depending on things like the temperature of the room and stuff. These ones are around three years old or so.



So you see, it's totally possible for the fingerprints to still be intact after all this time.



So, if Torro couldn't get there. It means there is only one person who has access to this site, one person who has been on the administration team at the time, and the one person who has been masterminding this is.....



FUNKY G



He is the only person on the administration team who has a direct link to Mooncow's personal files as he was a test user for the host.



He has complete access to the files to get to the advent calender and steal it from right under our noses.



He also has the ability to change information on the website, which is why his account still says he hasn't logged on.



WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT!

[Crash32]

That sounds plausible too, I guess...

[Nano]

What the heck?!


How could you have...


Retro, listen to me, how certain are you that this is Funky G?


Cause to me, it seems like you're not too certain at all...


That's mainly because...




You have absolutely no evidence!


So tell me Retro, where is your evidence? All I'm seeing is a lot of accusations that don't add up.


You don't even have a motive!


Perhaps Robo-Triert is right! What if it was Chaobot? Come on Retro, enough games.


Show us what you're really made of.

[Ivogoji]

At least retro and foxboy are having fun.

[SonicBoom]

I'm having fun with this whole advent calender fiasco as well. Just watching is fun.

[Yukki]

(Not with music :P)





I have some knowledge I'd like to share with the case.





I'd like to bring up the old subject of Kantu's old Minecraft server. Anybody remember that?





A great server it was, but the downfall of it wasn't very satisfying. A hacker, per say, hacked into the game and screwed around with the permissions. Since the only people who knew about the server were The CI users and Kantu's friends and siblings, it narrows us down to that.





But after the server was shut down, everybody was wondering the same thing; Who was Herobrine, the hacker, and who was able to hack with such hacking skills?





Triert at one point admitted to hacking and being Herobrine's identity, and if we follow by that logic, clearly Triert is more than capable of cleverly hacking into a simple forum.





And as most of you can guess what I'm leading up to, the thief of the Advent Calendar all along...





Was indeed Triert!



He has clever hacking abilities and is very manipulative! He had been leading this case astray from him, hiding behind Retro and his mislead argument! He must have easily gained control of the system and took off with the Advent goodies! I'll bet you anything he's eating away at his stash of golden potatoes in his castle while some mentally-corrupt girl is screwing around in said castle's basement.




Vapora was correct all along!

[Triert]

^ I only see an accusation, bring forth proof! (Preferably in drawn form)

[Crash32]

Whoever is behind this, they have taken this case one step further!





That's right, "Mooncow" has posted about the lack of an advent calendar this year!



Except this isn't Mooncow after all! You see, Mooncow posts with correct English and grammar, as confirmed in a much earlier post!





This is an imposter, caught in the act! But who could it be? Funky G? Or maybe even TRIERT HACKING AGAIN?

[Triert]

Here's the real twist

I lied about the minecraft server hacks to cover up the REAL herobrine

[EvilPinkamina]

We're just going to ignore the fact that hacking into a minecraft server is as easy as downloading a script and loading it into Java?

[Triert]

^ I just learned that

[Flame]

Hold it, hold it. It's come to my attention that my name has been carelessly, shall I say... strewn around in this thread, but I'll ignore that for the time being...



I just figured I'd show my face in order to provide evidence in favour of Triert's innocence.



You may claim his hacking prowess is incredible, but someone good at hacking is the type of person you'd never expect to beat at a mind game...

I present this piece of evidence to the court, photographic evidence of the valiant battle. Triert later confirmed that he was the imposter that was Herobrine. You would expect someone so excellent at hacking to be capable of winning a simple game of connect four, would you not? Well, it takes niche know-how of Minecraft, as Pink stated, to disguise yourself as Herobrine, but to outright hack the administrator's account? You would need a lot more than that.



That is all, I shall take my leave. Thank you.

[retrolinkx]

I'm here to find the truth, not to defend Triert.



If he is the one behind this, I will turn sides quicker than a coin flip.



But, uh. The evidence to prove that Funky G is the culprit....



The defense would like to ask for a brief period of time to think this over.



I gotta think about this one....



(There is only one person who has access to the code of the website, and that's Mooncow, people can't manipulate it without hacking into it.)



(But we can't specifically know who hacked into the website to take the calendar from us)



(Logically, the only person who has the ability too is the administration team. Funky G is part of that administration team. It's not wrong to say that he could access the website, as well.)



(Damn it, none of this is making sense beyond speculation. I need evidence. If I can't find this evidence the case is over....)



(I can't do this....I never could be able to do this....I've lost.)





You never could do this without me, could you?



Because you see, I have the evidence that proves that Funky G was the culprit.






This photo shows one very interesting feature of the night in question. That Funky G's account was accessed. This was taken from an internet archive before it was covered up by Funky G later that night.



So, Funky G had access to the account to be able to take the calender.



The motive, however, Is something that I cannot say for sure.



But, I'm sure you can figure that out on your own.





(This is it. I just need to give a motive.)



The Funky G account was accessed on the night of the crime. With many other people asleep and no other moderators online we can account for, there is only one person who could have accessed the advent calender at this time.



The motive however is..uh.....uh....



(Damn it, what the hell was the motive....)



....maybe he did it out of love, haha....hahaha.....



(Wait a minute, I was just thinking off the top of my head there, but what if it is....?)



That's right.



THE DEFENCE ASSERTS THAT FUNKY G TOOK THE CALENDER OUT OF LOVE!



Mooncow is a very busy person these days, and he has had no time to keep in touch with his many love affairs.



And for Funky G to be able to get Mooncow's attention....



HE STOLE THE ADVENT CALENDER!



As for evidence, I propose that we search the administrative office of Mooncow right now!



If there is any evidence to prove that they are indeed lovers, then it will prove that Funky G has taken the advent calender. As he had the motive and was online at the time of the crime.

[Nano]

So you're placing all your money on something as ridiculous as that? You realize that if you're wrong, there will be repercussions... correct?


You bet.
(Please let there be something!!)


... I'll allow it. Detective, check Mooncow's office immediately for anything that may look like a love letter or some form of gift to him from a lover.


You bet pal! Be back in a jiffy!


And now we wait.


I gotta say, I didn't think you'd be that desperate Retro. Funky G being in love with Mooncow? Seems far fetched to me.


I'd ask where you got that idea but I doubt even you would know.


Let's get the facts straight.


As of now, we have evidence that supports Funky G being online at the time of the theft. However, we also have evidence that supports many other users who have the ability and motive to commit a crime like this.


IF Funky G did steal the calender out of love though, that would give him a motive, no alibi, and the ability to commit this crime.


If not, we can only assume that this case will go forever unsolved with conflicting evidence that doesn't add up.


So, you best hope that your evidence turns our Retro!


Hey! So we checked the place out...



And found this!


Let me read that!


"Mooncow, I will forever love you, and I hope that nothing ever comes between us" Signed B.G.


Heh, just as I thought. B.G. doesn't stand for Funky G.!


This is a letter from Blade Genexis!


Explain this to us right now Retro! Why isn't this signed by F.G.?!

[Crash32]

...




Fox, that's a coffee stain. You keep splashing your drink everywhere, it clearly says "F.G" with a smudge on the F.




You should really not be allowed that in here... you might just be trying to hide the truth and guide us in the wrong direction!

[Nano]

What the hell?!


You're entirely right, I smudged the evidence...


So if this is truly from Funky G, then that can only mean one thing.


He is the one responsible for this crime! Detective, hurry! Go apprehend Funky G. as fast as possible!


Yes, sir!


I gotta hand it to you Retro, you stumbled and lied your way through this mess, but you did it.


Good job kid.


Don't think this is the last time you'll be facing off against me though.


After all, this is a large website filled with crime and drama.


It's only a matter of time until we cross roads again.


With the evidence clearly pointing towards administrator Funky G. being the culprit, I hereby declare User Triert...

[SonicBoom]

Well, this is quite an interesting midpoint of the case, yet at the same time, frustrating.

[Enzo03]

Eyes pop, sides explode, everybody dead.

[Crash32]

We need donations to continue working on the story, so we're going to create a kickstarter.

[retrolinkx]

Story's over bro.





Asking for money to continue isn't very nice.

[Crash32]

*WHAT ARE YE DOIN IN MA SWAMP?

[Crash32]

This case isn't over yet!



I have worked with Retrolinkx, and have discovered some new evidence!

Can't you get rid of the advent calendar while at it?

That's right! Funky G may not be the culprit after all!



Tobi, do you have anything to say to defend yourself?

[Rajikaru]

MANY DEAD BUT ONE SURVIVES YET

THE REAL CULPRIT OF THE LOST ADVENT CALENDAR HAD TAKEN IT IN SUBSTITUTION FOR HIS YEARLY CROP YIELD GOING WRONG.

IT WAS-


What, are you doing in my swamp!