The Lack of the Annual Advent Calendar is Triert's Fault

[Vapora]

Okay guys, I know that this is gonna sound pretty far fetched, but I have a theory, an idea, that Chao Island user Triert is directly responsible for the lack of the annual Advent Calendar this year. Before I continue on, please read this with an open mind. I am only sharing my thoughts to you all because I wish to educate you about this unfortunate matter.

People have been looking forward to the Advent Calendar this year, like previous years before, and of course, we have observed that it isn't present this year. Triert, is the one we can all blame for this. For you see, following a few particular events, Triert now wishes to suck all the fun and joy out of Christmas, especially the Christmas tradition on Chao Island. Chao Island itself is where Triert lost his heart, it shriveled away into this dense, dark, material. A core of pure evil.

Triert, is a joyless feral cretin that only abides by his wild instincts (that probably has rabies, please watch out), he also has gained dark supernatural abilities upon the collapse of his heart, including mind control. Now then, I think you know where I'm going with this. Triert, now gone mad by his cosmic powers, he possessed Mooncow's mind. Our vulnerable admin lost control of his will, to this BEAST.

Triert's first command to his victim of mind control, was to prevent the happiness of receiving gifts from the Advent Calendar. His second command was to unleash an even bigger degree of chaos onto the island (for Chao Island is always chaotic), in which that was to unban the ones he previously exclaimed "were not one of us". He wants to use people like me as his tools for world domination. But I, I mean no harm. For am I here to warn you all of his evil that he has in store.

This is just the beginning. After Christmas, Triert plans on absorbing the powers of gods beyond the stars to become the new alpha and omega of this ultraverse. Everyone on Chao Island will then become his personal slaves for all eternity. Eventually, once he has achieved this god hood, he will use all of you as vessels to steal the souls of all living things in this ultraverse, to all collapse into one single entity within the dense, dark core of his being. Eliminating all independent thoughts and emotions, you will no longer be you. All will become Triert.

So, what do we do to put a stop to this? To put a stop to Triert's maniacal plots? We construct a mythical spear of power to pierce into his dark core, to put him into an ever lasting sleep, so then peace (or what little we could call peace) in tact, and so that his evil plans never become a reality. So that your individual being, stays your being. We will not become Triert. We must stand up to this approaching darkness to stop the downfall of humanity, the downward spiral into Triert.

The end is near, the end is Triert.

[Triert]

[Mamkute]

♫You're a mean one, Mr. Triert.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus. You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Triert!
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Triert.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders. You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Triert!
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!♫

[Pumpkinium]

DRAGON REPORTING FOR DUTY will attack triert with large dragon dong if needed

[Ommy]

This is the only logical explanation there is

After Christmas, Triert plans on absorbing the powers of gods beyond the stars to become the new alpha and omega of this ultraverse.

Pokemon Omega Triert and Alpha Triert confirmed

[Triert]

It's an evangelion reference you soggy greasy omelet.

[Ivogoji]

Human Instriertality.

[EvilPinkamina]

Sooo, what I'm hearing is Monochrome Leigon vs Rainbow Force 2.0?

[Triert]

WAIT, NO!

I NEED TO FIND OUT IF I BECOME A MODERATOR ON THE PRISON ESCAPE SERVER ON BLOCKLAND!

[KeatonLabs]

Its a conspiracy, triert is innocent. For i shall open your eyes. The real culprit here...

IS VAPORA.

For you see, Vapora is simply trying to redirect the attention towards triert so that Vapora can slowly make you slaves. Vapora wants to gain your trust, so that you will attack triert, leaving the path open for Vapora to claim the island.Vapora's removal of the advent calender was just the first step, For Triert has been unknowingly keeping the island safe and alive. The trierts that have arrived are all servants of Vapora in the future, to guarantee victory.

For the sake of trierts potatoes, do what is right.

[Ivogoji]

Triertminator 3 Rise of the Alts

[Pumpkinium]

dragon is just gonna go sit in volcano and laugh at small, fighting creatures, have fun

[retrolinkx]

(Now with added music)





None of you have any evidence to prove that Triert is masterminding all of this.



But, by the same logic we can't assume that Vapora is also the culprit behind this.



The true mastermind behind all this is simple if we consider the facts.



Christmas comes once a year, and we get an advent calendar at the same time. The advent calender has 25 days on it, 5 of which we have missed so far. If we do simple mathematics we can see that 25 divided by 5 is 5.



And who was the 5th user to join Chao Island?



ENZO. THE KILLER IS YOU.

[Nano]

(Also with music!)


Oh please Mr. Retro, you're basically pulling at straws here.


Y'see, Enzo couldn't have been the killer! For you see... he was knocked unconscious by someone else who wanted to end the advent calender.


Why would they do this you ask? Beats me, but it gives Enzo here an alibi since he's been in a coma for 5 days.


I can see the look on your face Retro, and I know what you're thinking. "If he didn't do it, who did?"


Well, the answer to that is simple.


The one who actually committed the crime...


Was Crash!


Upon seeing Sable's return, he devised a scheme to get back at everyone for letting her back into the community!


He knew for a fact though that if he simply killed her that he'd be caught instantly, and besides that he isn't a monster out for blood! So instead what does he do? Well, steal the one thing that would effectively get back at not only Sable, for she loves the advent calender, but also the community!


Unlike you though, I have EVIDENCE to back this up.



(BANDICOOT SPOTTED STEALING ADVENT CALENDAR)

(UPON ZOOM, IT HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED AS A LIMITED EDITION HALF-LIFE 2 CALENDAR, BELONGING TO COW, MOON)


In this security tape, you can clearly make out the figure of some sort of bandicoot stealing the advent calender!


Can you explain that, Retro?!

[retrolinkx]

No, that's wrong.



Enzo was not in a coma for five days, and this can be confirmed with this...

(The animation is the evidence. Just click on it. Amazing isn't it?)



We can see that Enzo was seen posting exactly a day after we noticed the advent calender had not been put up for December.



This can only mean that your accusation of crash holds no water.



As for that video evidence of a bandicoot.



Well, uh I'm not sure.......





Sorry to interrupt but I have some information about that tape.





Sorry sirs, but there has been a mix up in this case. That video is actually from another case.



It was from a case a couple of years back. That is Crash, and he was seen trying to find a way to bypass the "Bah Humbug" system in which you can only get one present per day.



It was taken from the evidence room a day before the crime and we have no idea how it ended up in the evidence for today's trial.



What was weird is that on the day in question, that Enzo guy came into the precinct to look at the evidence room stating that he was from Mr. Cow on official business.



He said that he liked my haircut as well.



Hehehe.



Uh, yeah. Thanks, Detective.

[Nano]

Impossible... I could've sworn I... He's still here?...


... Aha!


Detective, you said this video was from some time ago, correct?


Yeah, sorry about that. It was an honest mistake on our part to let it become evidence in today's trial.


Nonsense my friend, I think I've figured out why this is happening.


You see... the footage has been tampered with!


Look closely at the background calender, something very suspicious can be seen.


H-Hey! Wait a second here!!


So you noticed it?


Yeah! Those are MY chocolates he's stealing!!!


Not that detective. Here, let me show you in better detail.





The calender clearly states 2014 on it!


The tape is undoubtedly the same tape from years past, but someone has tampered with it to make it seem like the tape was from this year. That's how it got past me and into the evidence!


Only one person has the technical knowledge to forge a video like this though, and that person is NOT Enzo.


It's... Vapora herself.


She realized that, in order to steal the calender and make away with all the treats and goodies, she was going to need a scapegoat for her crimes.


Thus, she forged a letter from Mooncow and had Enzo deliver the letter to her, as to not attract any attention to herself. After that, she frames Crash for the robbery by changing this past evidence to present evidence, making him out to be the culprit while she fled with the loot.


However, she knew if she framed Crash straight away then things would get hairy for her, as there would be no way she could know that without seeing the tape. Thus, she decided to accuse someone else to make sure all ends were tied. That someone ended up being Triert, a person who could easily be the an obvious suspect.


So, Retro, what do you think about THAT?

[Nano]

Isn't that obvious?


You never work alone in your crimes. In fact, you have an entire group of expert con artists at your disposal.


Heck, a few are working from within the system.


Isn't that right...


JmT! You dirty cop!


The ban was a ploy by you and JmT to throw the trail off of you! If you continued to make it look like JmT was being mind controlled, you could still insist Triert's mind control was still real!


However, you didn't count on the fact that I had information about the inner workings of your circle...


So why don't you just come clean already and come down to the station with me?

[EvilPinkamina]

No. Not possible.

[retrolinkx]

But that's impossible.



Vapora's account was made 6 hours before we noticed that the Advent Calander was missing. If we're to consider what you're saying then it would mean that she forged a letter to Enzo to make him go to the evidence room to get the tape, altered it for the trial, and somehow came up with a ploy to frame Enzo, Crash and Triert, with help from JmT?

If we're to assume the advent calendar can only exist during the start of the Christmas theme on the first of December until Christmas Day, it would mean that she would've only had under 6 hours to do all of this.



HOW COULD SHE DO ALL OF THIS IN LESS THAN 6 HOURS?



It's simple, she never did have the ability to, even if she enlisted help of Jmt and Chaopolis it would've still been impossible. The crime took place during the early hours of the morning for JmT meaning he couldn't have been awake as it was a school night.



But now, you're wondering who could've done it? Well it's simple.



There is only one person on this entire site who could've had access to the calender at this time, one sole person who hasn't put it up and his reasoning behind this?



MOONCOW HIMSELF.



Mooncow is the only person who is able to access the advent calender before it is put up, and it hasn't been put up for days. This has nothing to do with him being unable to because....





He was last online yesterday, and he still hasn't been able to put up the calender, not because he doesn't want to but because he wants to destroy Chao Island.



And it's working, we've been at each others throats since we haven't seen the advent calendar, and this thread was the final piece to finally break Chao Island, through the accusation of Triert and the general downfall of Chao Island. Mooncow has a life outside of CI and it's finally becoming a burden for him to have to pay for the upkeep of the domain.



He knew that if we tear CI apart ourselves, he can just stroll on in and say that this website has not become what he envisioned it years ago and that it has to be closed down as it's never going back to his original idea of Chao Island.



And to confirm this I demand that Mooncow take the stand.

[Ommy]

It's an evangelion reference you soggy greasy omelet.

It was a joke you potato obsessed rodent

[Nano]

You're kidding meeeeeee!


That's ludicrous even for you Retro! You can't just go around pointing fingers at people in power like that, at least not without evidence!


Vapora is no doubt behind this entire crime! I can prove it too!


While she wants you to believe that she was the victim of mind control during a Skype conversation, the truth is she anticipated everything that was going to happen.


Cause you see, Vapora hasn't always been Vapora.


Vapora is an alt account of one of our famous users, Mana!


That's how she did this in 6 hours! She had this planned from the very beginning!


After being banned from Chao Island, she wanted her revenge for being left out for so long! Thus, when December came and she was let back in, she knew what she'd have to do because she had been preparing for years.


With mods and other members at her disposal, she knew she could easily get the advent calender without much struggle, the one thing that everyone here looks forward to every year. So she immediately gets to work, already having the letter ready to send and the equipment ready to forge the evidence.


That's where the rest of my theory, or should I say the truth, falls into place.

[retrolinkx]

I can and will!



You can go back and fourth with Vapora being the criminal but if you did we'd be letting the real criminal escape.



Even with prep time and a previous account to get to CI. It would still be impossible to get the advent calendar since it was still being kept away until it's reveal later, and there is only one person who had access to this....



....AND THAT'S MOONCOW!



Mooncow is the only person who has complete control over this website, and he is the person who puts up the Advent Calender every year.



So, why is it this year he decides that it shouldn't go up? It's simple, he wants CI to end. It's been 14 long years for him since 2000 to 2014 and he wants CI to go before Christmas.



So, that's why he needs to take the stand so we can finally find out where the Advent Calender is being kept, and so that he can prove his innocence if, my accusations are wrong.



But, we both know they aren't.

[EvilPinkamina]

The advent calender is literally, metaphorically a checkbox.

[Nano]

Do you have any evidence backing that claim up my friend? The evidence so far has been overwhelmingly in my favor you know.


Let's assume you're right... Only Mooncow has access to the calender.


Why would he "steal" it and not just close down the site altogether? He has the power to do so after all, why waste time and resources just to steal a flimsy piece of cardboard with prizes inside?


I think you know where I'm going with this...


I propose Mooncow didn't steal the calender... Instead it was Torro!


Torro is the most cunning thief to ever exist! He could steal anything regardless of protection! That's why he hired Vapora to create fake evidence, telling her it was to finally put Triert behind bars altogether!


Not even you can deny that Torro could steal the calender... After all


He's the one who stole Mooncow's car!


Torro, being the mastermind he is, decided to sabotage Mooncow's precious website after he realized he could make a pretty penny with the profit and effectively end the website!


If you need proof, it's in the pudding! The figgy pudding!






Torro's fingerprints were found on the locker containing the advent calender. At first, I thought nothing of it since Torro was more or less an important member and close friend to Mooncow.


That's when it hit me though... All logs into the room show no signs of Torro ever entering!


Explain this Retro!

[Crash32]

You are all idiots! I have returned from the future, in which CI is filled with threads of hate and nonsense! And it's all because...




there has been no advent calendar to bring joy to the members of Chao Island since 2013!




Erm right, there is a vital piece of evidence that is being ignored! I have restored the footage to its original state!







That's right, Crash is not to blame, nor Torro or Mooncow. The true culprit...




is SHADRIAFAN! She planned this for months! Slowly becoming twisted and absorbed in a ridiculous video game, she, along with Flame, decided to bring... or, take, some HORROR TO CI by removing all the joy!




They have remained quiet for weeks, hoping that we'll forget about them and leave them be, quickly able to flee the island with the advent calendar in tow!




As for who tampered with the evidence, it was someone who was right under our noses the whole time... that's right, it was FOX BOY. He's gone power mad with his new moderation powers!