Mike Short Stories
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Re: Mike Short Stories
pls don't yell at me for this i don't know what i was thinking
Apple Jacks?
The little kid was at the table, waiting to be served his cereal. He was too lazy to learn how to serve himself at 4 and a half years old so he made his mom, who was an alcoholic and liked to sleep in late, get up early and do it for him. She would mumble profanity and get up all grumpy and shuffle to the kitchen to do so, saying how he should already have moved out by now and that she never wanted a kid.
Yes, what a loving mother.
Anyways, the kid was waiting for his breakfast, which was usually his favorite cereal, Cinnamon Toast Crunch. However, they were all out, so his mom had to find something else to give him, cursing as she did so. She found a substitute, messily poured it in the bowl along with the milk, and practically threw it at the kid. The kid caught it though as his mom shuffled out, vowing that she would get rid off him one day. The kid glanced down at his cereal, only to see that it was the cereal he hated most.
Apple Jacks
He scowled at the cereal, though the breakfast was incapable of showing any kind of emotion in return. However, as the kid looked at the cereal, he noticed that it looked oddly different.
He looked at the box. It said Apple Jacks, but clearly these weren't Apple Jacks. He was hungry though, so he wasn't going to complain. He spooned up one of the yellow ones and proceeded to put it in his mouth.
Big mistake.
He began to convulse wildly as electricity coursed through his body. His violent vibrations caused his chair to make such a clatter on the floor that his mother limped his, a half empty beer bottle in her hand. She yelled some incoherent nonsense at him, but whatever it was, it didn't get him to stop. He then fell to the ground, foam beginning to form in the corners of his mouth. The mother began to get frustrated at his "antics", so she threw her bottle at the boy, hitting him in the throat and causing a nasty gash to form, which eventually caused the boy to bleed out and die.
The moral of this story is to beware Apple Jacks, as they may not be what they are cracked up to be. ;)
Apple Jacks?
The little kid was at the table, waiting to be served his cereal. He was too lazy to learn how to serve himself at 4 and a half years old so he made his mom, who was an alcoholic and liked to sleep in late, get up early and do it for him. She would mumble profanity and get up all grumpy and shuffle to the kitchen to do so, saying how he should already have moved out by now and that she never wanted a kid.
Yes, what a loving mother.
Anyways, the kid was waiting for his breakfast, which was usually his favorite cereal, Cinnamon Toast Crunch. However, they were all out, so his mom had to find something else to give him, cursing as she did so. She found a substitute, messily poured it in the bowl along with the milk, and practically threw it at the kid. The kid caught it though as his mom shuffled out, vowing that she would get rid off him one day. The kid glanced down at his cereal, only to see that it was the cereal he hated most.
Apple Jacks
He scowled at the cereal, though the breakfast was incapable of showing any kind of emotion in return. However, as the kid looked at the cereal, he noticed that it looked oddly different.
He looked at the box. It said Apple Jacks, but clearly these weren't Apple Jacks. He was hungry though, so he wasn't going to complain. He spooned up one of the yellow ones and proceeded to put it in his mouth.
Big mistake.
He began to convulse wildly as electricity coursed through his body. His violent vibrations caused his chair to make such a clatter on the floor that his mother limped his, a half empty beer bottle in her hand. She yelled some incoherent nonsense at him, but whatever it was, it didn't get him to stop. He then fell to the ground, foam beginning to form in the corners of his mouth. The mother began to get frustrated at his "antics", so she threw her bottle at the boy, hitting him in the throat and causing a nasty gash to form, which eventually caused the boy to bleed out and die.
The moral of this story is to beware Apple Jacks, as they may not be what they are cracked up to be. ;)
Mhhhmmm... I am tasty enough for you, anon-kun? *sizzle*
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Ninja jungle
One day, in a beautiful forest that is at ease, is silent ninja resides. The ninja was, you might say, the Leaf ninja, he uses nature to help to try and put it in the safe, the report captured the mess. His name was Leaf. Yes, the original ...
The intended purpose of the rose bushes in the forest on the left figure. Early age began to tremble with fear. The painting shows the bite as prepared Ninja jumped into helpless. HYMN jump in fright and began to flee. Like persecution.
Leaf came across a tree Shingijima cable. Tried to enter the number, but is greater. Hissed and groaned in agony. Immediately secure iron.
But it can not be a mass in his original arrangement of the danger. Monster is a fearful thing, which is similar to the leaves to start a ninja parts. E 'known that the forest animals as mere "Lindsay." It is a terrible name. Hear began bedroom unknown creature. Soon fell in skin smelly Linda. Side laughter.
"You want to have my little ninja dinner?" Linda asked the sheet with deep resonant voice. The little ninja direct screamed in shock began to climb the tree. Linda says Goosebumps short laugh and have ninja chase frightened. Has reached the age be reduced to a nicety, that he does not get hold. Card format quickly opening the door and jump. Then began he to a free fall to the ground.
Before we come into the land he received another standing figure and black teeth jaws. As a beast in the leaves in the mouth of the sport in any way affected, we will immediately kill him. The animal, known for the animals of the forest as "Dawg" and can not be successful with the murder last a nearby pond.
This pond is home to many Chao, were Dawg pets. Dawg walking until they saw that she had a special gift. But what he did when he lost the head of the Dawg. As a well-known omelette, farewell, farewell buttery yellow and white look. He told everyone that he was the ninja was able to capture before. It does not matter the other, but also with gladness Add to Ninja food.
Dawg food melee him goodbye. Tore off his flesh like a piranha on a cow. The ninja is spent quickly, and several tummy Chao total. Suddenly, a mysterious past suddenly it came to pass, as the pools, to the land of thick darkness. Chao began to tremble, slowly climbed the lake shore.
Ka happened because one of the Chao garden. FUNKY dance Tea Leaf was that chaos happened. When it was finished, and said goodbye to all of Ollie garden. Everyone is happy and to restore peace back into the jungle.
The end.
...I put it in a translator several times to result in this. I'm sorry.
One day, in a beautiful forest that is at ease, is silent ninja resides. The ninja was, you might say, the Leaf ninja, he uses nature to help to try and put it in the safe, the report captured the mess. His name was Leaf. Yes, the original ...
The intended purpose of the rose bushes in the forest on the left figure. Early age began to tremble with fear. The painting shows the bite as prepared Ninja jumped into helpless. HYMN jump in fright and began to flee. Like persecution.
Leaf came across a tree Shingijima cable. Tried to enter the number, but is greater. Hissed and groaned in agony. Immediately secure iron.
But it can not be a mass in his original arrangement of the danger. Monster is a fearful thing, which is similar to the leaves to start a ninja parts. E 'known that the forest animals as mere "Lindsay." It is a terrible name. Hear began bedroom unknown creature. Soon fell in skin smelly Linda. Side laughter.
"You want to have my little ninja dinner?" Linda asked the sheet with deep resonant voice. The little ninja direct screamed in shock began to climb the tree. Linda says Goosebumps short laugh and have ninja chase frightened. Has reached the age be reduced to a nicety, that he does not get hold. Card format quickly opening the door and jump. Then began he to a free fall to the ground.
Before we come into the land he received another standing figure and black teeth jaws. As a beast in the leaves in the mouth of the sport in any way affected, we will immediately kill him. The animal, known for the animals of the forest as "Dawg" and can not be successful with the murder last a nearby pond.
This pond is home to many Chao, were Dawg pets. Dawg walking until they saw that she had a special gift. But what he did when he lost the head of the Dawg. As a well-known omelette, farewell, farewell buttery yellow and white look. He told everyone that he was the ninja was able to capture before. It does not matter the other, but also with gladness Add to Ninja food.
Dawg food melee him goodbye. Tore off his flesh like a piranha on a cow. The ninja is spent quickly, and several tummy Chao total. Suddenly, a mysterious past suddenly it came to pass, as the pools, to the land of thick darkness. Chao began to tremble, slowly climbed the lake shore.
Ka happened because one of the Chao garden. FUNKY dance Tea Leaf was that chaos happened. When it was finished, and said goodbye to all of Ollie garden. Everyone is happy and to restore peace back into the jungle.
The end.
...I put it in a translator several times to result in this. I'm sorry.
Mhhhmmm... I am tasty enough for you, anon-kun? *sizzle*
Re: Mike Short Stories
Oh my gosh. Omelet. Bby. This is beautiful.
I was super young when I used this forum and probably said weird or odd stuff. Dont hold me to it!
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I DID MORE TRANSLATIONS HELP ME
Christmas with Eggy
All beans in the kitchen, or stir the coffee. Children hiding eggs salt tremble. Suddenly cry awakened the little eggs. He took the bed on which the call comes from sheep. There, near the Yule log a good old San Benito was so. Little gifts for all the good eggs Add eggs surprised by the San Benito was previously believed to be. Go in the spirit of an egg ...: beside him and said:
"Attack"
Eggs laughed wildly as the egg is released on Fat Gay suffocated under the volume. Succumb to try, but it was too Youngins are equal. Soon she stopped breathing, and remained motionless.
Eggs Benedict smiled glad to know that they managed to death on the 16th when she was in her bib, says his prayers, then in San Benito broke crush the body. And back on the couch, completely flat. I could not wait for next Christmas with the San Benito would be the next to roll over the city.
THESE WILL BE THE LAST ONES I SWEARApple Jack?
The child at the table, ready to serve corn. Too lazy to learn to serve more than four and a half years, his mother was standing. Value, and a lot of sleep was invited after a certain time in the kitchen and mix muttered curse, saying that he is, and what is born to be moved at any time for violence.
Gia "is a loving mother.
However, the boy was waiting for his breakfast, which is usually a favorite cereal, Cinnamon Toast Crunch. But, as a thing to curse his mother as they lived. Rather carelessly poured into a container of milk and almost threw the child. He received the child, the mother, but I swear mixed to get rid of me that day. Boy looked cereal, only to see that wheat too.
Applejacks
Contemplating the bar, the food movement is not to be able to respond. If, however, when he looked at the core, but as you can see it is wonderful.
Views of the box. Apple Jack said, but it's clear that Apple Jack. He was hungry, and so do not complain. A little yellow mortar and put in your mouth.
Big mistake.
It started bad cramps like electricity through his body. Strong vibrations caused by the sound of a half-empty bottle of beer in his mother was president, that her soft hand. Nonsense shouted something incompatible with it, but no matter what he always wanted to stop. Fallen, the foam begins to form. The mother began to get frustrated with his "extreme", and then threw the bottle to the man, struck in the throat and cause a nasty wound gel that causes the child to bleed and die.
The story, however, is wary of New Jack, this is true, it will be a waste. ;)
Mhhhmmm... I am tasty enough for you, anon-kun? *sizzle*
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HEY GUYS I'M GONNA BE DOING LIKE A "AND THEN THERE WAS NONE" SORT OF FANFIC ON HERE AND I NEED CHARACTERS. ABOUT 20 IS FINE. I ALREADY HAVE A FEW PEOPLE I CHOOSE TO HAVE IN IT.
I need 6 more people. First come, first serve.
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1.Omelet
2.Leaf
3.Linds
4.Nintendawg
5.AB
6.PIF
7.SkyGinge
8.Crash
9.Mooncow
10.Fusion
11.Chaos
12.Wacky
13.Techno
14.Retro
15.Fox
16.Zacmac74
17.Kausa
18.Choco
19.Ziroy
20.Mana
21.buy viagra online (JK)
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Re: Mike Short Stories
you have to include fox
you can't have retro and picka but no fox
you can't have retro and picka but no fox
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Me, obviously.
How about kausa, uni, or ninja?
How about kausa, uni, or ninja?
I was super young when I used this forum and probably said weird or odd stuff. Dont hold me to it!
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The Death of Chaos
It was a dark and stormy night, with thunder cackling in the distance. The rain was creating a clatter on the roof of the residence of Chaos and Wacky. The rain was so loud that it kept Chaos from sleeping.
Yes, even robots need to sleep.
Chaos decided that since he couldn't sleep, he might as well go and take a stroll through the Chao Island parks. He left a note for Wacky in case he didn't come back til morning, and began to head out the door. But then he realized that it was raining, which was the reason why he couldn't sleep. I can be real stupid sometimes... he thought to himself. He decided instead to go to his underground dwelling (A.K.A. the basement) to amuse himself with some video games.
He walked over to the basement door and pulled it open. CRRRREEEEEEAAAAKKKK...
That's weird... he wondered. He was pretty sure that this door never creaked. But oh well. Nothing to worry about, right?
He ignored the door and took a step down. MOOOOOOORRRRRREEEE CRRRREEEEEAAAAKKKKING...
He was starting to get flustered now. These stairs were just recently replaced. There was no reason for them to be creaking as well. Maybe the foundation is just settling...
He countinued down the noisy steps, trying not to wake Wacky. Suddenly, he walked into a threshold of spider webs. He screamed like a little girl as he began to try and shake the webs off. He could still feel the pricks of spiders walking on his metallic skin even after ridding himself of all the webs. Okay... I'm getting creeped out. There has never been any spiders down here since we renovated it after buying the house...
He carefully walked over to the couch in the basement, when a chill breeze took him by surprise. He looked around for an open window, only to see that all were closed. He looked for any cracks in the wall, but none were to be found. He let out a deep sigh.
"I'm really getting tired of all these weird occurrences..." he said to no one in particular.
He decided just to plop down onto the couch and begin to play to get his minds off of the things. However, when he turned the television on, he was met with a shocking image.
Mooncow, the ruler of Chao Island, adorned the screen, but it wasn't the normal Mooncow. He was missing his eyes, only gaping holes where they should be were there, blood pouring out of them. A malicious, toothy grin was spread across his face, as flames flickered in the background. Bold, blood red letters ran across the screen, spelling out:
"Mooncow" began to pull himself out of the tv as he cackled insanly, blood dribbling out of his mouth and smoke pouring out of his nostrils. He began limping towards Chaos, as Chaos tried to get away.
"YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE FOOLISH MORTAL. YOU MUST BE EXTERMINATED." the deranged creature bellowed. Chaos was too petrified with fear to reply back. all he could do was to try to find a way out.
He began for the stairs, but Mooncow reached out a slimy tentacle that he somehow grew and wrapped it around Chaos. No matter how hard Chaos fought to free himself, he could not escape. the tentacle would only grip harder the more he struggled. His life began to flash before his eyes as he slowly... slowly was pulled closer to Mooncow.
Then, everything went black.
*****
TO BE CONTINUED
It was a dark and stormy night, with thunder cackling in the distance. The rain was creating a clatter on the roof of the residence of Chaos and Wacky. The rain was so loud that it kept Chaos from sleeping.
Yes, even robots need to sleep.
Chaos decided that since he couldn't sleep, he might as well go and take a stroll through the Chao Island parks. He left a note for Wacky in case he didn't come back til morning, and began to head out the door. But then he realized that it was raining, which was the reason why he couldn't sleep. I can be real stupid sometimes... he thought to himself. He decided instead to go to his underground dwelling (A.K.A. the basement) to amuse himself with some video games.
He walked over to the basement door and pulled it open. CRRRREEEEEEAAAAKKKK...
That's weird... he wondered. He was pretty sure that this door never creaked. But oh well. Nothing to worry about, right?
He ignored the door and took a step down. MOOOOOOORRRRRREEEE CRRRREEEEEAAAAKKKKING...
He was starting to get flustered now. These stairs were just recently replaced. There was no reason for them to be creaking as well. Maybe the foundation is just settling...
He countinued down the noisy steps, trying not to wake Wacky. Suddenly, he walked into a threshold of spider webs. He screamed like a little girl as he began to try and shake the webs off. He could still feel the pricks of spiders walking on his metallic skin even after ridding himself of all the webs. Okay... I'm getting creeped out. There has never been any spiders down here since we renovated it after buying the house...
He carefully walked over to the couch in the basement, when a chill breeze took him by surprise. He looked around for an open window, only to see that all were closed. He looked for any cracks in the wall, but none were to be found. He let out a deep sigh.
"I'm really getting tired of all these weird occurrences..." he said to no one in particular.
He decided just to plop down onto the couch and begin to play to get his minds off of the things. However, when he turned the television on, he was met with a shocking image.
Mooncow, the ruler of Chao Island, adorned the screen, but it wasn't the normal Mooncow. He was missing his eyes, only gaping holes where they should be were there, blood pouring out of them. A malicious, toothy grin was spread across his face, as flames flickered in the background. Bold, blood red letters ran across the screen, spelling out:
The robot screamed in horror at the image, and reached for the remote to turn it off. however, much to his demise, the tv would not turn off. then, the unthinkable began to happen.[color=#FFFF00]Mooncow[/color] wrote:YOU MUST PAY FOR YOUR SINS, CHAOS.
"Mooncow" began to pull himself out of the tv as he cackled insanly, blood dribbling out of his mouth and smoke pouring out of his nostrils. He began limping towards Chaos, as Chaos tried to get away.
"YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE FOOLISH MORTAL. YOU MUST BE EXTERMINATED." the deranged creature bellowed. Chaos was too petrified with fear to reply back. all he could do was to try to find a way out.
He began for the stairs, but Mooncow reached out a slimy tentacle that he somehow grew and wrapped it around Chaos. No matter how hard Chaos fought to free himself, he could not escape. the tentacle would only grip harder the more he struggled. His life began to flash before his eyes as he slowly... slowly was pulled closer to Mooncow.
Then, everything went black.
*****
TO BE CONTINUED
Mhhhmmm... I am tasty enough for you, anon-kun? *sizzle*
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Working on that fanfic now. Read the previous post to see who I added. I also already arranged the deaths and who will be assigned each one. Gotta work on back stories.
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You have a good sense of comedic timing with your stuff!
I see I'm on your list. What could my fate be?
I see I'm on your list. What could my fate be?
"Oh baby won't you stop it/you and I haven't got it
Television romance "
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I'm not releasing any details as anything can ruin it :)
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Good man. I'm expecting the entire fic will be just great.
"Oh baby won't you stop it/you and I haven't got it
Television romance "
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PM whatThisIsTheUltimate wrote:Someone PM that to Mooncow.
And sorry cran, only 20 users can be in it.
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The death of chaosOmelet wrote:PM whatThisIsTheUltimate wrote:Someone PM that to Mooncow.
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I only have 20 :/
NoThisIsTheUltimate wrote:The death of chaosOmelet wrote:PM whatThisIsTheUltimate wrote:Someone PM that to Mooncow.
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