Chao Island Reality Show

[Triert]

We put all these furries under one roof, can they stand each other or will they be the death of each other.

Minty - Bring on the anthro's!!!
Fox - I'm too good for this place.
Fandral - Turn the camera off and let me smoke my ganja.
Twili - I know I'll steal the show.
Triert - Let's do this!!!
Aruesso - I cannot be tamed!
Choco - I want everything the island can offer me.

Minty is the first to arrive, he can be seen heading straight to the bar to mix drinks for the woman.

Minty: I'll admit, I'm the biggest poonhound around. I've slept with humans, tigers, bears, they don't even have to be mammals, or animals.

At that moment, the terrible trio arrives. Aruesso safely unpacks her things in her room first as Twili and Choco go and meet the self proclaimed poonhound.

Minty: I'm glad the ladies came already, I was afraid this place was going to get boring. Want a drink?

Confessionals will be marked with bolded text

Choco - I mean really, who is this guy. It's too obvious he only has one thing on his mind. That's shaking the bed and getting fur everywhere.

Twili - I love a man who has the drinks ready. What a gentleman!

Choco - Sure, I'll have one.

Twili - I'll pass, I have to unpack.

Choco drinks her mix, quickly feeling faint she kneel's her head over.

Minty - I could tell she was going to be the tough love one. Getting her tipsy this early makes it all so much easier.

Aruesso being the great friend she is comes down to get

Aruesso - Cock block, coming in. Come on Choco, let's get you upstairs.

Minty - Damned cock blocks.

Aruesso - I'm not going to let some horny fox step in this house and try to move in on my friends without my approval.

The next one in the house was Fox, all three girls immediately got under his arms.

Choco - Wait, how is he doing this!

Aruesso - I don't know, he has this strange power!

Twili - You guys complain too much. I mean, if some short, short tempered chimera walked into the house next who knows what'd you would complain about.

In walked Triert, the short Ramcoon who was immediately coddled by all the girls.

Triert - No, stop petting me, stop taking pictures of me!

Triert - Ever since I was born, I was furless, wooless, and very pink. But as I grew older, I gradually became popular as the adorable ball of fluff. But that doesn't help my dream of galactic conquest.

Aruesso - You are so getting put on youtube.

Triert - I'll show you what's getting on youtube!!!

Triert lunged at Aruesso's face trying to get the camera off.

Fox - Look, he's shy!

Triert - I would like the attention more if I ever made a penny off of it. "Sips out a giant cup of soda with his face on it, while wearing a shirt with his face on it, with a flag of his face on it.

At last, Fandral walked and got the longest stare from everyone.

Triert - Freedom! "Scampers and digs a hole out in the back."

Fandral - Alright, so let me just make my role here clear. Dealer!

Fandral pulls out a briefcase filled with drugs.

Fox - I heard about you, you do so many drugs you made one plant go extinct.

Fandral - They don't call me the high roller for nothing.

Later that night

The seven of them gathered around, the studio allowing them to do cannabis on set.

Triert - I, needed this.

Fox - What if, woman flock to me because I do to them what a disney princess does to woodland critters.

Aruesso - But Fox, we are woodland critters.

Fox - That makes me, a disney princess then?

Minty - I don't know, you got a cooch?

Fox - No, maybe i'm like. The first tranny disney princess then?

Fandral - Maybe man, maybe. So everyone like, this is a great way to start it all off. Even the napoleon is chilled out.

Triert was being licked constantly by Choco and Twili who were under the heavy effects of LSD and imagined Triert was a very furry lollipop.

Triert - Like, I don't even give a **** now.

Fox - Why don't we all lick each other?

Aruesso - Because we might have bacteria on ourselves?

Fandral - So why do we have a shower?

Minty - I got an idea, how about we use...the hot tub!

Tune in next time for the hot tub antics.

[Crash32]

Ha. This is neat. I can't wait to see more.

[CasualCollision]

Okay, I wouldn't call this necessarily well written, but I really like this solely out of how you're just giving light to this afterthought scenario of Chao Island anthros meets Jersey Shore, and making Minty hilariously out of character. All in a good way mind you.

[Linds 269]

Okay so

Surprisingly enough, I really enjoyed this

[Mana]

Oh my god, I love how Minty is such a pimp in this.

[Lamby]

I have melancholy. How can you have all the furries of CI without your friendly neighborhood anthropomorphic, chivalrous bat, my fellow animal friend?

This is an improper screenplay format, which I assume you knew, but pretty comedic.

[Shyer]

Minty as a pimp

Never thought i'd see the day

[PinkIceFox]

Imma cry. I'm a furry too.

NO ONE INCLUDES ME IN ANYTHING!

*throws a drama queen hissy fit, rolls around and screams, and then casually gets up and walks out* COME ON ATOMIC, WE'LL HAVE OUR OWN FURRY ADVENTURES.

WITH HORSES AND FOXES.


Annnnnyways. I think this is funny. xD

[Triert]

So the furries prepared themselves for the hot tub, the ladies hurrying up for once to avoid any ogling eyes. As the three were in there, the blue fox Minty came out, speedo in all, while the iPod played the song of seduction.

Minty: Hey ladies, like what you see? "Pelvic thrusts in the direction of the ladies."

Aruesso: I have the weirdest lady boner right now.

Aruesso: I mean honestly, what was he thinking. He might have had Twili fooled, but I always try to tell her not to go for...the physically fit....with the nice assl.

Choco: Something tells me the men here are the sluts running around shaking their stuff.

Triert popped out from the middle of the hot tub.

Triert: Just because one is prancing in a speedo and another is literally a girl magnet does not mean all of us are whores. "Turns to see Minty shaking his ass at Twili while she makes it rain."

Triert: I swear, if I kill anyone first it'll be this guy. I mean, he has a lot of balls doing this. I'm just glad the other two aren't so easily persuaded.

Fox Boy walks in as the wind perfectly in his lioncloth as a camerawoman snaps a photo of him for a cover of her new steamy romance novel. Aruesso and Choco instantly flock under his arms once more.

Triert: How the hell does he do that?

Aruesso placed a cigar in Fox's mouth as Choco lit it up.

Fox: So, let's get one thing straight Minty. Your little parading around is nothing compared to what my eyes can do to a woman.

Fox stares directly as Twili as she fights the urge, she swoons and faints not too long after.

Minty: That Fox thinks just because he has his seduction all the way in the impossible levels doesn't mean I can't get any ass

Triert: That's because you practically try to tap every ass you see.

Choco: Guy's, where did Fandral go?

Aruesso peeks out at the side to see a giant pipe leading into Fandrals mouth.

Fandral: This hot tub is the best bong ever.

Everyone laughs as they're all handed blunts once more.

[ℒokiUni]

Uni and the 7 Furries would have been better.

[Wolf]

QQ i cant help i like little shota fox's they're too cute :(
dont read this kelgi
you really wanna personify me as being so naive though?
do you?
DO YOU????
well

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
; ;

[Linds 269]

This story is great
Makes me laugh

[Crash32]

Heheh.

[Triert]

The next morning

Everyone had thrown a wild house block party, Fox was passed out on the floor with several unnamed furries atop of him. Choco, Aruesso, and Twili had been asleep on the couch with beer. Fandral was still smoking, while Triert found himself in the sink.

Triert - Oh god, my head hurts

Triert - But that couldn't prepare me for what I was about to see next.

Triert - Minty, where are you, are you in the hall- oh my god MINTY PUT THAT HOT POCKET DOWN NOW!

Minty - Triert is such a party killer, he doesn't know what me and that hot pocket have been through.

Fandral - Yo, what was Minty doing to that hot pocket?

Triert - He calls it love.

Fandral - Triert man, did you forget what you did already?

Triert - Aw hell, what happened?

Fandral - For one, you're married, your wife is in the kitchen making you some food.

Triert - Who the hell married us last night?

Fandral - I did, do you think a stoner like me never did anything with his life?

Fandral - I volunteer at many places, it's fun to share drugs with the homeless and teach kids about heroin by injecting it into their classmates. That should teach them it's wrong to-hold on. Yeah Billy? What? Three pounds? That's the third time this week, and didn't your mom put you on timeout already? Kid's these days feel so entitled.

Triert - I can't be married, look at me! Do I look like I can make any money in any job!

At that moment, a sulty wide hipped cat walked into the room.

Cat - Hey hubby, I made your favorite.

Triert - Fandral is not taking all the credit for this, she married me!

Triert - Now look, you're hot...very hot....drop dead gorgeous but this is wrong. Fandral, I need to know what else I did.

Fandral - Well, you also stole a human child because you planned to eat it.

Kid - I want my mommy!!!

Triert - Oh....well file the divorce papers, I'm getting this kid back home.

Minty - I'll go with you.

Triert - Why, so you can bang his mom.

Minty - If I wasn't that one dimensional I'd argue with you.

Minty - I've always wanted a kid to call me father.

Triert - Fine, but don't screw things up.

Later

Minty - Triert, there's a dead human in our house.

Triert - Oh hey, how did he get here.

Fandral - You slashed him so hard his brain flew out of his head.

Triert - I do not kill people, that is my least favorite thing to do.

Fandral - You ate his hands!!!

Triert - No I didn't!

Fandral - There's a hand in your pocket fur.

Minty - What is wrong with you?

Triert - Well I kill people and I eat hands, that's two things.

Kid - Daddy?

Triert - It was an honest mistake, his father shouldn't have brought his son to a wild furry party if he knew he was going to get killed and eaten.

Aruesso - My damn head hurtsh...

Triert - Great, now I have to go back to being a napoleon joke.

Fandral - Aruesso, that was some crazy night last night.

Aruesso - Why, what happened?

Fandral - Well, you and Choco got drunk, made out on the couch, fell asleep as Twili stripped on top of your bodies in front of everyone.

Aruesso - How does she get naked? She doesn't even wear clothesh.

Fox - Minty, get some drinks for me and my lady friends.

Aruesso - Oh no, not again!

Aruesso, Choco, and Twili are all magnetically pulled under Fox boys arms.

Twili - It'sh shooo comf-hic!

Triert - Can I eat the kid now?

[Linds 269]

LLAMAS WITH HATS REFERENCE <3 Okay this is just getting better and better

[CasualCollision]

This is getting crazier and crazier... Not sure if I approve or disapprove... Ether I'm intent on reading more.

[Mana]

There needs to be a scene where they're snorting crack off each other's bare chests.

[Triert]

At the Marukyu Striptease.

"I make it rain, I make it rain!" Fox said as various ethnic oriental woman of multiple parts of asia grinded upon him as he fluttered money into the air.

Fox: We decided to take a trip to Mintys old strip joint, we knew we were in for a treat. But I have no clue where the hell Fandral or Triert went.

Fandral: Yes mon, this is where it all happened.

Triert: What did?

Fandral: The great gang war between the furries and the humans, the humans were tired of the hedonistic way of the furries. Snorting crack off each others crack and throwing wild orgies in the alleys. I played a bad part of it, violating my code of non violence I provided em with guns.

Triert: I heard about that, it ended when the furry pimps started showin up that the humans called it all off.

Triert: I can't imagine any furry that would gladly dance around in a speedo and shaking his junk in front of awful humans all for the meaningless gain of these pieces of paper!

Meanwhile at the striptease...

Minty: Yeah ladies! You like this furry booty shaking around, then you better wave that paper if you want it anywhere near you!

Twili: No, I don't feel any shame watching one of my housemates dance in a speedo in front of me. Why?

Fandral and Triert walked the alleys until coming upon a shady woman offering drugs of all sorts.

Mana: Hey, you two want some drugs.

Mana reveals a wide selection, Fandral even being surprised by a certain item he see's.

Fandral: I thought I smoked that one to extinction!

Mana: Looks like you didn't get them all.

Triert: I want the one with the needles!

Triert handed Mana a wad of cash and was injected with Monochrome Memories. His violent days as a hunter gatherer at Rainbow Island began to surface as he ran off into traffic.

Fandral: Don't worry bout him, he can handle himself pretty well out there.

Mana: Come on, I know a good joint around here where we can get some real hard stuff.

The two left and found themselves at the Marukyu Striptease.

Fox: You're just in time!

Fandral: Why? Is it happy hour?

Fox: Even better, we get to go backstage!

Meanwhile backstage.

Minty: These people are the nicest you'll ever know.

Minty walked down the hallway, getting his ass smacked by every gal and even some guys as they walked through.

Aruesso: It's like a tribute to hard drugs and sex back here.

Choco: Looks like it too.

Minty: In here, the best of em all.

Minty said as they all walked into a door titled "Wicca"

Wicca: Minty! Babe! "Air kisses Mintys cheek."

Mana: Wicca! I didn't know you worked here.

Wicca: What? Did you think after I ran myself to the ground during the turf war it had any real effects on me?

Meanwhile

Triert was seen beating up Chaopolis

Triert: You just had to take a crap on my house didn't you! You just had to!

From behind him, Uni came up and grabbed the violent ramcoon.

Uni: Shoosh, shoosh damn it!

Uni began shaking him before he broke free and ravaged her hair.

Back at the striptease.

Choco and Twili began snorting cocaine off of Aruesso's bare back as Fox and Minty smoked the ganja with Fandral. "Thanks for the drugs Mana!" Minty said as he injected LSD into his system. "No problem, you can all thank Wicca for it." Mana said as she and Wicca gazed into each others eyes.

Mana: It was a forbidden lust, he was gay and I was gayer.

Wicca: I know she's a girl, but god damn no one's that gay not to love an ass like hers.

Mana and Wicca had a sloppy makeout session as everyone began to pass out.

Later at the house.

Fandral: Oh my god, that was crazy.

Aruesso: Where's my shirt!

Choco: Twili, you need to help me out of my shell girl.

Twili: Choco, you need to help me stop jumping the gun on every sweet ass I see.

Fox: I don't need to learn a single damn thing.

Minty: Where's Triert guys?

There was a knock on the door, Atomic Bat had Triert sedated in a cage. "I think this belongs to you guys."

[Lamby]

Oh yeeeah, AB appears to save the ramcoon. That was a most certainly entertaining segment.

[Dr. Roivas]

Cocaine?

Stripteases?

Mercilessly beating Will?

And where was I when this happened? Hm?

no but srsly you did a good job with this.

*sensually pats u on the back*

[Prince Ricard]

Well. This has certainly been eye-opening for me.

[RileyTheChao123]

I DONT CARE IM A KID THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL!

[Mana]

Story of my life, selling hard drugs and making out with Wic.

[Nano]

You had me perfectly until you brought in me doing drugs
And confessions
I don't confess to anything, I say it all
Loud and proud.

Good work.

[Triert]

7 Contestants...
7 Sins...
The game has changed!

A kick to the door, and it was down. The voice, was one they all knew.

Atomic Bat: Ok everyone, you've all had enough fun smoking weed and getting paid to bone. But now the game changes with me as the host to see who gets voted out of the house.

Fandral: I didn't sign up for this mon.

Triert: We are too late in this for you to develop a Jamaican accent, no matter how much kush you smoke.

Atomic: I personally feel that these furries have a lot of potential, even if they all are sex crazy stoners.

Triert knocked furiously on Aruessos door as her girlfriend opened it.

Triert: Tell R S and her chubby rump to get to the living room.

Aruesso: But Triert, its my one year anniversary.

Triert: Oh how thoughtless of me, let me help you then.

Triert grabbed the mattress Aruesso had been on and rode it down the stairs with her still in it.

Minty: Hah, I love anime and manga!

Choco: Triert, Riku's bugging me again.

Triert: Tell him I said to stop or I'm sticking a cactus up his ass!

PinkIceFox: Is everyone here now?

Fox had been asleep on the couch with Twili as his booty call for the previous night.

Triert: Let's see, Sloth, Greed, Envy, Pride, Lust, Gluttony, and me as Wrath. Yes we're all here.

PIF: Good, then let me brief you on the first challenge of the day.

PIF had taken out a projector and flipped through powerpoint, showing them that their task was to protest against the oppressive urban laws against furries.

Choco: Are we in a reality game show, or helping you and Atomic in Liberalist Anarchy?

Triert: I like the idea!

Aruesso: You also like eating hands and children.

PIF: Whoever gets the most law makers or human politicians in a bag wins before the clock tower reaches midnight wins!

And so, the race to kidnap the most judicial and influential people began.

Triert: Just follow my lead everyone, and I can assure you we will win.

Aruesso: Right, as if we don't already know what you're gonna do.

Triert: What? My big stick policy?

Choco: Exactly! You're just going to bludgeon anyone walking out from law school.

Triert: What's wrong with that then!

Triert: A great man once said to speak softly, AND CARRY A BIIIIIIGGG STICK!!! Pulls out a giant mallet.

Aruesso: Nothing, they didn't lay down any rules. But if you think you can do better then try me.

Triert: Fine, but we get to keep Minty, and Fox!

Aruesso: Fine, we'll take the stoner.

Fandral: Hahah, what?

Aruesso and Triert: It's on!!!

Much later

Triert: This is impossible! We've only bagged a few politicians and that was only because of a bribe.

Minty: Never...again....

Fox: Triert, are you kidnapping public servants or turning into a pimp.

Triert: SHUT UP HOE, YOU DON'T KNOW MY PAST!!!

Fox: This is doing us more harm then good Triert.

Minty: I'm the one getting harmed Fox!

Fox: You were only in that dumpster for one minute with that guy Minty.

Minty: Do you have any idea how long that minute LASTED.

Triert: Shut up you two bitchez, I got some customers comin in hot.

Triert put his fat wads of dough away as he saw some political hoes walk up to him.

Democratic Hoe1: We want 10 Minutes with the Fox.

Triert: He comes with the Minty Fox.

Republican Hoetwo: Even better.

Fox: Woohoo! Give me five Minty.

Minty: Can't be any worse then what I've been doing!

Fox and Minty went with the two hoes out to the back alley, do god knows what people with a bestiality kink do. At that moment, Triert looked at the Law School that was in a panic.

Triert: Man dawg, what the hell happened here?

Nintendawg: Triert, why are you a pimp?

Triert: Shut the hell up pig, you don't know my life.

Nintendawg: Well, three girl furries and a stoned wolf broke in and started clubbing here.

Triert: Whats wrong with that.

Nintendawg: I mean they were beating people over the head with clubs.

Triert: ...Aruesso, that phat ass hoe.

Triert marched in the building and confronted Aruesso, who was done tying up the last of the law students.

Triert: You hoe, you skanky ass hoe, you tell me one thing and you do it.

Fandral: Oh god, when I heard there was a horny pimp in town I didn't think they meant you!

Aruesso: Triert, it's not what it looks like.

Choco: It kinda is.

Twili: Who knew law students were so hot.

Triert: You damn skanky ass wolf hoe that's just the money these cracker ass people are gonna make after they graduate. But for now, this **** is real.

Triert took off his pimping robe, hat, shoes, shades, and took out his cane to smack a hoe with.

Triert saved the law students and gave a lecture on the proper treatment of furries in the neighborhood, and how they're not sex toys or stoned out of their mind. His actions spread across the streets and was known as The Horny OG.

Just kidding, he got beat like roadkill after the police showed up.

Nintendawg: Who's a pig now Triert.

Triert: Damn it man, get me out of this cage.

Nintendawg: Where did Minty and Fox go!

Minty and Fox came back inside the house, rubbing their butts after what they went through.

Twili: My babes! What happened to you two.

Fox: I got screwed over by a republican and a democrat in the same day.

Minty: I didn't think toys that big were legal to even use on another living being.

To be continued???