Destroying Death-A chatbox tale

[Prince Ricard]

This was really just rambling to myself.

(11:50:00) ThisIsTheUltimate: jesus
(11:50:07) ThisIsTheUltimate: dead in here
(11:50:18) ThisIsTheUltimate: you can smell the corpses rotting from miles away
(11:50:34) ThisIsTheUltimate: you got this big creepy guy in a black hood
(11:50:39) ThisIsTheUltimate: starring me and maple in the face
(11:50:48) ThisIsTheUltimate: and being like
(11:50:52) ThisIsTheUltimate: "Hey there"
(11:51:01) ThisIsTheUltimate: "How's it going"
(11:53:12) ChaoBot: Ka_Night logs into the Chat.
(11:54:47) ThisIsTheUltimate: and then ka shows up
(11:54:52) ThisIsTheUltimate: and is all like
(11:55:00) ThisIsTheUltimate: "It's going good man"
(11:55:07) ThisIsTheUltimate: "Hbu"
(11:55:16) ChaoBot: Ka_Night has been logged out (Timeout).
(11:55:23) ThisIsTheUltimate: and then death just kills him
(11:55:25) ThisIsTheUltimate: like that
(12:06:56) ChaoBot: Ravenyte logs into the Chat.
(12:07:19) ThisIsTheUltimate: and then ravenyte comes along
(12:07:24) ThisIsTheUltimate: and is all like
(12:07:29) ThisIsTheUltimate: "Yo what up"
(12:07:41) ThisIsTheUltimate: and I'm all like
(12:07:56) ThisIsTheUltimate: "Ka just got killed by death"
(12:08:06) ThisIsTheUltimate: and Ravenyte is all like
(12:08:13) ThisIsTheUltimate: "Oh noes"
(12:11:35) ChaoBot: Ravenyte has been logged out (Timeout).
(12:11:50) ThisIsTheUltimate: and then ran away
(12:12:09) ThisIsTheUltimate: and me and maple were still just standing there
(12:12:15) ThisIsTheUltimate: looking death in the eye
(12:12:25) ThisIsTheUltimate: except i think maple fell asleep
(12:14:57) ChaoBot: Chaolin112 logs into the Chat.
(12:15:14) Chaolin112: oh my god
(12:15:19) ThisIsTheUltimate: oh and then chaolin walked up through the piles of corpses
(12:15:21) Chaolin112: i hate birthday parties
there are like 22 people
(12:15:32) ThisIsTheUltimate: and saw me and maple staring down death
(12:15:34) ChaoBot: Twiddle. logs into the Chat.
(12:15:41) ThisIsTheUltimate: and talked about something completely off topic
(12:15:51) ThisIsTheUltimate: and then twiddle appeared
(12:16:03) ThisIsTheUltimate: out of fricking nowhere
(12:16:04) Chaolin112: "Yup", he said. "Yup I just did."
(12:16:18) ThisIsTheUltimate: and then death was banished
(12:16:20) ThisIsTheUltimate: the end
(12:16:28) ThisIsTheUltimate: this is going in stories and fanfics