The Story Of Chaolin
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The Story Of Chaolin
Chaolin was a sweet little Chao who loved singing and dancing she started singing this:
"I came to shake my butt, butt, butt.
Wearing all my favourite nickers
I'm gonna put my butt up in the air and lets fart-pump,lets fart-pump
sometimes I throw butt up in the air sometimes saying were gonna make this place smell and smell.
you say to me it smells like sock, socks, socks."
she then said it was so fun and then said "I feel like farting" and her mum and dad threw her in a garbage can and she had to look after herself forever. She was sort of passing away when Sonic found her laying there dehydrated and starved. Sonic took her home and made sure she wasn't ill and he soon found out she was absolutely fine except not being given any food. Sonic petted her and gave her a lot of food and after a few times of reincarnating she turned into a Light Chaos Chao. TO BE CONTINUED
The Story Of Chaolin Chapter Two:
Sonic really knew it was time to tell Chaolin that he didn't want her anymore though he was frightened of telling her that he told her anyways and said "Chaolin i'm sorry i'm letting you free it to the forest with all your other Chao friends." Chaolin looked into Sonic's green eyes with terror she could tell this wasn't good at all. "Please don't let me go, Sonic." said Chaolin in misery. Sonic just threw her into the machine and sent her into the dark scary and gigantic forest she went for a look around and suddenly a clown popped out and said "What did the sheep say?" Chaolin said " I dunno." pretty dumbly. "I can see ewe!" said the weird clown. Chaolin hated scary clowns in ginormous places.
TO BE CONTINUED
The Story Of Chaolin Chapter Three:
The clown tore of the cloak and out of the cloak appeared two Chaos Chao that were a Devil Chaos Chao and a Angel Chaos Chao they both stared at Chaolin with there big eyes and made Chaolin freaked out. The Devil Chao went over to Chaolin and said hello, I'm Devil the Devil Chaos Chao and this is Grace :3 Grace suddenly started to be quite frightened because they had been dropped off here by Knuckles. " Knux didn't want us he said we weren't strong enough." said Grace bursting into tears. Chaolin said" I'm Chaolin the Light Chaos Chao."
TO BE CONTINUED
The Story Of Chaolin Chapter four:
Chaolin had been led up a three up to a house it was going to be her home it was quite big for a Chao so it fine with her. Chaolin got into the bed and was woken up the next morning at 5am and assigned to fetch fruit and Grace said "This here is a tribe and Shaddy leads everything that goes on especially punishments." Chaolin was terrified about the punishments that might happen to her she grimaced at Grace. Grace couldn't tell she was grimacing luckily. Devil noticed she was grimacing from the moment he turned around. A dark Chao said "We have been attacked again and i'm badly injure" The dark Chao lay there he had been scared all over then he shook his head about facing up to the villains who are unknown to Chaolin. Chaolin was puzzled she was in a unknown place with mostly unknown Chao except for Grace and Devil.
TO BE CONTINUED
Chapter Five:
Chaolin knew these villains weren't going to like having to deal with her because she was a Light Chaos Chao and they sounded like they'd play very roughly to her. She was frightened though a bit braver than she had been when Sonic dumped her out in a forest. She looked at Grace then said "Grace you are a very graceful Chao, right?" Grace nodded with delight and said "Yes, you are right I am a very graceful Chao."
TO BE CONTINUED
"I came to shake my butt, butt, butt.
Wearing all my favourite nickers
I'm gonna put my butt up in the air and lets fart-pump,lets fart-pump
sometimes I throw butt up in the air sometimes saying were gonna make this place smell and smell.
you say to me it smells like sock, socks, socks."
she then said it was so fun and then said "I feel like farting" and her mum and dad threw her in a garbage can and she had to look after herself forever. She was sort of passing away when Sonic found her laying there dehydrated and starved. Sonic took her home and made sure she wasn't ill and he soon found out she was absolutely fine except not being given any food. Sonic petted her and gave her a lot of food and after a few times of reincarnating she turned into a Light Chaos Chao. TO BE CONTINUED
The Story Of Chaolin Chapter Two:
Sonic really knew it was time to tell Chaolin that he didn't want her anymore though he was frightened of telling her that he told her anyways and said "Chaolin i'm sorry i'm letting you free it to the forest with all your other Chao friends." Chaolin looked into Sonic's green eyes with terror she could tell this wasn't good at all. "Please don't let me go, Sonic." said Chaolin in misery. Sonic just threw her into the machine and sent her into the dark scary and gigantic forest she went for a look around and suddenly a clown popped out and said "What did the sheep say?" Chaolin said " I dunno." pretty dumbly. "I can see ewe!" said the weird clown. Chaolin hated scary clowns in ginormous places.
TO BE CONTINUED
The Story Of Chaolin Chapter Three:
The clown tore of the cloak and out of the cloak appeared two Chaos Chao that were a Devil Chaos Chao and a Angel Chaos Chao they both stared at Chaolin with there big eyes and made Chaolin freaked out. The Devil Chao went over to Chaolin and said hello, I'm Devil the Devil Chaos Chao and this is Grace :3 Grace suddenly started to be quite frightened because they had been dropped off here by Knuckles. " Knux didn't want us he said we weren't strong enough." said Grace bursting into tears. Chaolin said" I'm Chaolin the Light Chaos Chao."
TO BE CONTINUED
The Story Of Chaolin Chapter four:
Chaolin had been led up a three up to a house it was going to be her home it was quite big for a Chao so it fine with her. Chaolin got into the bed and was woken up the next morning at 5am and assigned to fetch fruit and Grace said "This here is a tribe and Shaddy leads everything that goes on especially punishments." Chaolin was terrified about the punishments that might happen to her she grimaced at Grace. Grace couldn't tell she was grimacing luckily. Devil noticed she was grimacing from the moment he turned around. A dark Chao said "We have been attacked again and i'm badly injure" The dark Chao lay there he had been scared all over then he shook his head about facing up to the villains who are unknown to Chaolin. Chaolin was puzzled she was in a unknown place with mostly unknown Chao except for Grace and Devil.
TO BE CONTINUED
Chapter Five:
Chaolin knew these villains weren't going to like having to deal with her because she was a Light Chaos Chao and they sounded like they'd play very roughly to her. She was frightened though a bit braver than she had been when Sonic dumped her out in a forest. She looked at Grace then said "Grace you are a very graceful Chao, right?" Grace nodded with delight and said "Yes, you are right I am a very graceful Chao."
TO BE CONTINUED
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11/10 would read again
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^
Thank you
Thank you
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^
Doesn't take jokes
What is this, satire?
Doesn't take jokes
What is this, satire?
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Possibly the greatest story I've ever read.
101/10
101/10
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This story is inspirational
Mhhhmmm... I am tasty enough for you, anon-kun? *sizzle*
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∞/10
This story led me to write 10 best-selling books.
This story led me to write 10 best-selling books.
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This story is unappreciated.
It's the single greatest peice of literature I have ever head.
It's the single greatest peice of literature I have ever head.
I was super young when I used this forum and probably said weird or odd stuff. Dont hold me to it!
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I demand the next chapter
What is my life anymore?
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It's cute and makes me chuckle, but it is essentially a bunch of incoherent events. When writing satire you should have something in mind that you want to convey--a theme--that you are exaggerating. I respect you enough to be frank with you, so don't take it personally.
vEdit: @eboy: I'm aware.
vEdit: @eboy: I'm aware.
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Forget the next chapter, we need the next 5 chapters.
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Thank you :3GSfan497 wrote:Possibly the greatest story I've ever read.
101/10
It is a great parody of Dynamite yes it is :3(I made it up myself yush I did that's why the parody rocks XD)Zacmac74 wrote:This story is unappreciated.
It's the single greatest peice of literature I have ever head.
I'll make it soon :3Citrus_Chao wrote:I demand the next chapter
Thank you and please look at chapter two I put it on the same thingAtomicBat wrote:It's cute and makes me chuckle, but it is essentially a bunch of incoherent events. When writing satire you should have something in mind that you want to convey--a theme--that you are exaggerating. I respect you enough to be frank with you, so don't take it personally.
vEdit: @eboy: I'm aware.
If you look on it now you'll see chapter two :3Citrus_Chao wrote:I demand the next chapter
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You don't know?
That's a good thing, then. You really don't want to know...
That's a good thing, then. You really don't want to know...
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This is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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I know now DXSalnalus wrote:You don't know?
That's a good thing, then. You really don't want to know...
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sarah we ****** told you
cyber and i told you
cyber and i told you
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^
And it's good I'm so forgetful if I wasn't on this site for a few days i'd forget about it
And it's good I'm so forgetful if I wasn't on this site for a few days i'd forget about it
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^Yes, forget about it. It'll do you good.
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^
Just don't remind me about it
Just don't remind me about it
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Stop quoting the above user's post.
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[quote="eboyblue3"]Stop quoting the above user's post.[/quote
Why?v
Why?v
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Use ^ instead of the quote.
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Good.
The next step in de-noobifying is to stop using emoticons.
The next step in de-noobifying is to stop using emoticons.
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This topic was a mess.
@pokemonlove33 : Please don't post multiple times in a row. Theres an edit button on the bottom right corner of your post, please use that if you need to add on. Also, please don't quote the above post, you've been doing t hat a lot.
@eboyblue3 : Please don't minimod. If you see something that is against the rules report it.
@Everyone else : Please stay on topic, don't spam, and stay appropriate.
Thanks guys.
@pokemonlove33 : Please don't post multiple times in a row. Theres an edit button on the bottom right corner of your post, please use that if you need to add on. Also, please don't quote the above post, you've been doing t hat a lot.
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@Everyone else : Please stay on topic, don't spam, and stay appropriate.
Thanks guys.
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