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Homestuck [Clean Edition]

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(Yes, this is basically Homestuck, but without the cursing. This story will be presented in the same layout as JmT's, because his is loosely based off of this story.)

Homestuck
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A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

> Enter name.
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Rich Ardhead?
Dixon Cider?
Hugh Jass?
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Enter name.
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> Try again.
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Try again.
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> Examine room.
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Examine room.
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Your name is JOHN. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.

What will you do?

> John: Quickly retrieve arms from drawer.
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John: Quickly retrieve arms from drawer.
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Your ARMS are in your MAGIC CHEST, pooplord!
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absolutely disgusting little to no effort
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why is this happening
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it is for CURSING REMOVAL to make this age-appropriate
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i-i...
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Fruity Rumpus Donut Factory.
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wow this actually makes me a little sick

way to go
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Forgot to include what rightly belongs.
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you need to stop
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wait.




wait.









what?
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im tryign can everyone just stop

pls
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no you just need to not do this there's no point
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can i just tell the 11-12 year olds about homestuck

meanwhile i'm uploading more panels

i expect no more fruity rumpus donut factory
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no you need to just stop because people who can't deal with swear words definitely can't deal with half the other stuff in homestuck
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Re: Homestuck [Clean Edition]

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This really isn't necessary. Locked.
Without change, there can be no progress.
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