A Yuk to the Past

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A Yuk to the Past

Post by Yukki » Sat Jul 26, 2014 11:13 pm

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Prologue
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"Say, Molly ol' pal, I haven't seen our pal BlackLuigi in quite awhile. I mean, it seems like days have gone by since he left the house, yet this night and storm have been going on for awhile now. I'm gonna go to sleep and hope to wake up in the Pokemon world. Seeya!" Our pink-haired heroine says her first line in this parody of LttP.

"It's been 3 weeks, Yuk! You should have noticed by now that the weather and night wont progress any till you leave the house!" Molly, the purple-pink fairy of some sort scolded, her very tiny arms crossing. "Get out and go to the castle!"

"But BlackLuigi said to not leave the house.." Yuk moaned, burying her face in her not-too-comfy bed. "And why the castle of all places?"

"Didn't you get a telepathic message from the Princess?" Molly poked at Yuk's cheek, causing the latter to shoo away the fairy.

"Yes, but I couldn't hear most of it. That, and I forgot what it was about. Something about saving her from the Tumblr World and some evil potato-eating ramcoon wizard.. That's all I can say I can remember."

"And it's your job to rescue her, right?"

"No?"

"Don't you wanna go look for BlackLuigi?"

"What does that have to do with saving some random chick?"

"You might find your uncle friend person guy!"

"If I'm paid a salary for this, I'm good."

With that, the lazy girl and her fairy companion set off into the night, heading in no particular direction.

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"Say.. I smell smoke.."

"Nah, it's probably your imagination."

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Re: A Yuk to the Past

Post by Ivogoji » Sat Jul 26, 2014 11:22 pm

Happy so far. Hope BlackLuigi is comfortable being trapped at the bottom of Hyrule Castle's sewer in a permanent state of near-death without being able to move.
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except it WON'T BE CHAO ISLAND ANYMORE
IT'LL BE BANANA ISLAnD

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Re: A Yuk to the Past

Post by Yukki » Sun Jul 27, 2014 3:25 am

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"...Wow."

"Wow indeed."

"This is a really tall.."

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"A REALLY tall Pillar. Didn't see this one before."

"Think you could climb it? We could get a view of where to go."

"Nah, have you seen this fat? I wouldn't make it two feet up."

"True... Well, I can't see anything from here. Do you happen to have a good sense of direction?"

"Unfortunatley, no."

"Alright then, we're lost."

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"Geez, Chao Island is a really easy place to get lost... I wish there was at least a map. I mean, where is this supposed Castle at?"

"Let's try looking around Roleplay Village!"

"Sounds alright to me, let's go!"

"But where do we go to get there?"


"..."

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Re: A Yuk to the Past

Post by Ivogoji » Sun Jul 27, 2014 3:35 am

Why didn't Molly just fly up the pillar?
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except it WON'T BE CHAO ISLAND ANYMORE
IT'LL BE BANANA ISLAnD

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Re: A Yuk to the Past

Post by NachoThePikachu » Sun Jul 27, 2014 3:58 am

This is cute. Nice story. :3

Oohh a roleplay village, interestin.
~Bow down to the Banana Lord~
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Re: A Yuk to the Past

Post by Yukki » Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:06 pm

Don't ask how they found their way..

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"Here we are!" Molly chimed, scanning the area. The bustling village was as lively as ever, with many people enjoying a fine, relaxing stormy night.

"Say, where did the rain go?" Yuk asked, noticing that she hasn't felt a single raindrop recently.

"I think the infinite loop of rain expired.." Molly murmured. "SOMEONE was too slow to leave the house."

"Hey, I'm not that slow!"

"Anyway, let's go check in at the bar and see how the Roleplayers are doing." Molly fluttered her tiny wings and zipped through the crowds and led Yuk to the bar.

Upon entering...

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The duo was interrupting a Wind Waker Roleplay meeting. Tobi the Awesomest Top Hatter was smoking a weed while Casual Willybuns was acing him in poker. Awkwardly, Yuk closed the door when Tobi hissed,

"Yuk! Hurry up and post, It's taking forever! What do you think this is, a not-so-funny parody of a game that came out in the 90's?"

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"What is this..?" Yuk whispered, while standing outside on the porch.

"THIS"

"IS"

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"MUFFINS!"

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Re: A Yuk to the Past

Post by Ivogoji » Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:15 pm

Muffins?
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except it WON'T BE CHAO ISLAND ANYMORE
IT'LL BE BANANA ISLAnD

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Re: A Yuk to the Past

Post by Yukki » Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:58 pm

"MUFFINS."

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Re: A Yuk to the Past

Post by The Ice Maiden » Wed Sep 10, 2014 9:01 pm

*silently tracks the thread because I can and because this is just too adorablez and awesome*
peace out ci

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Re: A Yuk to the Past

Post by Yukki » Wed Sep 10, 2014 11:52 pm

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The humanoid and the sparkly puff of stuff stood in awe as they had, for some reason, made their way down a rabbit hole. They certainly weren't expecting.. this.

"No.."

"It can't be.."

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"NANABANACHO!"

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As if on cue, the banana creature gagged as it opened it's dark eyes. Looking at Yuk, she whispered,

"Yuk! I didn't want you involved in this.. I told you not to eat that strawberry! That alone can cause such disorder in the world.. and now look at me."

"Nanabanacho, I--"

"Take that dead skeleton's weapons and listen.. you can summon the Banana Muffin Force if you hold the A button and unleash the secret technique handed down by our people.."

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"Yuk! You can do it! You can save the Lord! Nacho is your.. She is your.."

Before Nanabanacho's sentence was completed, the fruit gave one final cough and fell silent, unmoving in Yuk's hands. The girl and the fairy fell silent, before Yuk had gently placed down the yellow creature. Wiping away her tears,

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"POTATO RAMCOON TUMBLR WIZARD! You will PAY for this! I swear under my breath that you will fall under the Banana Muffin Reign!"

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Re: A Yuk to the Past

Post by KeatonLabs » Wed Sep 10, 2014 11:54 pm

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN

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Re: A Yuk to the Past

Post by Ivogoji » Thu Sep 11, 2014 12:31 am

Muffins are very important to this story, aren't they?
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except it WON'T BE CHAO ISLAND ANYMORE
IT'LL BE BANANA ISLAnD

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Re: A Yuk to the Past

Post by NachoThePikachu » Thu Sep 11, 2014 12:44 am

not as important as the bananas

My minion appears dead
But I assure you
HE LIVESSSS
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Re: A Yuk to the Past

Post by Yukki » Thu Sep 11, 2014 2:54 am

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It was a quiet, peaceful night to Captain Blue Tater Tot. But, however, he was as annoyed as heck. He had been standing there, unmoving, for Din knows how long. He just wanted something interesting to go on, and desired for some action.

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He was a pretty impatient guy and though his orders were to act like a statue and fight like a bull when needed, but he was seriously considering on taking five. That wouldn't do any harm, righ--

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"MAGICAL BANANA MUFFIN POWERS! ACTIVATE!"

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It had been a quiet, peaceful night to Captain Blue Tater Tot. But, however, he was knocked down to the stone floor, now unconscious to the fatal blow he had suffered. He had been standing there, unmoving, for Din knows how long and assaulted on duty. He just wanted something interesting to go on, and desired for some action. But this.. this was too much for the man. He fell to the ground and disintegrated into potato powder, signaling his leave for the living world.

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"WHEEEEEEEE!"

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Re: A Yuk to the Past

Post by Ivogoji » Thu Sep 11, 2014 3:14 am

Such violence D:

The eye-expansion at the moment of impact was a nice touch though. Admirable use of repetition as well. It works.
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except it WON'T BE CHAO ISLAND ANYMORE
IT'LL BE BANANA ISLAnD

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Re: A Yuk to the Past

Post by Triert » Thu Sep 11, 2014 3:37 am

Captain Tater Tot, no!!!

Oh well, that's what you get for applying to the "Starter Boss" position.

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Re: A Yuk to the Past

Post by The Ice Maiden » Fri Sep 12, 2014 10:29 pm

THE VIOLENCE
NUUUU
and then Nanabanacho dies ;~; the world
ish over
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Re: A Yuk to the Past

Post by Yukki » Sat Sep 13, 2014 4:12 pm

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Meanwhile, the evil potato ramcoon tumblr wizard was enjoying his fill of potatoes in his cozy throne room. Well, some were potatoes. The shipment last Tuesday malfunctioned and his prized golden potatoes and normal potatoes were all being mixed up with disgusting chocolate in gold-colored wrappers. To make matters worse, his dandruff was getting out of even his control. Today was just not his day.

"And I still have to hijack Loud's hideout.. drat."

The ramcoon picked up a beautiful high-quality golden potato and used his razor sharp teeth to devour it within a second. Munching on it, he considered on what the meaning of life was. All of his studies turned up nothing except for 42, but his own theory was that potatoes, potatoes were the answer. Potatoes are love. Potatoes are life.

Not chocolate.

He hurled out the chocolate mass that was in his system and glared at the turd-colored mess, complete with the gold wrapping now sheared up.

"You despicable you.. you dare say that you're a well-respected member of the brown foods.. but all you are is a disgusting lie with empty promises! You suck so much, I can't even look at you."

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Back to our heroes...

"Yum! Chocolate Muffins are SO delicious! I never really understood what they truly were until today.. back then I only thought of them as a lower tier than bananas.. but now, bananas and muffins are badass and at the same time yummy!" Yuk's speech was slightly muffled by the muffin deliciousness in her taste buds.

"You do realize that by eating the muffins you make, you're pretty much a cannibal?"

"Nonsense."

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Finishing off that oh-so-yummy muffin and starting on a banana to balance her diet, the duo made their way down a dark hallway.

"Say Yuk, there haven't been any guards around lately.. should we be concerned?"

"Not at all! Those potato-loving tumblr-stalking fiends are just merely scared of my awesome muffin and banana forces!"

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"DID YOU SAY..."

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Re: A Yuk to the Past

Post by Ivogoji » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:48 pm

Do the pieces of the Triforce correspond to muffins, bananas, and taters (or something on a higher tier than taters)? If so, to which pieces do they correspond?
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Re: A Yuk to the Past

Post by Yukki » Sat Sep 13, 2014 6:25 pm

shhhh

you b spoilin' everybody

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Re: A Yuk to the Past

Post by KeatonLabs » Sat Sep 13, 2014 6:39 pm

Ivogoji wrote:Do the pieces of the Triforce correspond to muffins, bananas, and belt buckles If so, to which pieces do they correspond?
Spoiler alert B)

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