DATE RECIEVED: Jan 14, 2015, 6:21pm.
I've just arrived home after encountering a black market dealer in some back alley. He forced me to take this new Sonic game for the Wii U. Should I play it? Why would he want me to take it for free?
DATE RECIEVED: Jan 14, 2015, 6:28pm.
I'm in my mothers so spook basement, ready to play "SONIC BOOM: RISE OF LYRIC. I've put the disc in but it's not playing correctly. The game must be an illegitimate copy. I expected better from a game thrown at me like a frisbee from an alley dealer.
DATE RECIEVED: Jan 14, 2015, 6:47pm.
I decided to try the game in my 3DS. The game started correctly, but first informed me that I needed to download a 3gb update. I clicked accept.
DATE RECIEVED: Jan 14, 2015, 6:57pm.
The download froze at 1337mb/3340mb. I'll leave it see what happens.
DATE RECEIVED: Jan 15, 2015, 4:15am.
Shrek has climbed out of my 3DS. I repeat: Shrek the greasy Ogre has come forth through my handheld Nintendo console. Why did I buy EXTREME SHREK RACING 3D? SOS
DATE RECEIVED: Jan 15, 2015, 4:49am.
The co-op in this Sonic game is horrid! Shrek wants to keep playing and he's getting his hand grease all over my new 3DS XL. Kill me, please!
DATE RECEIVED: Jan 15, 2015, 5:16am.
I lured Shrek into playing Sonic Advance 4 for the Gamecube. He's slipped down the stairs after retrieving the Wii from the freezer. I think he's mad. What have I done?! HE'S WAKING UP PLEASE HELP
DATE RECEIVED: Jan 15, 2015, 5:19am.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey, now, you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
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