If your chao could talk what would it say?

cab114 · Post by **cab114** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:57 am

I got a new chao, named spark. he would say:
BUY ME MOAR CHAO FRUITZ, SO I CAN YELL AT THE OTHERS ABOUT HOW AWSOME I AHM.

superchao · Post by **superchao** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:48 am

Lol bump

CelebiLv6 · Post by **CelebiLv6** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:42 am

Sarah(Angel Chaos Chao): I LIEK U, SHADOW.
Sarah(Angel Chaos Chao): I H8 U, SONIC.

DarkChaosChao · Post by **DarkChaosChao** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:53 pm

it would say "pie"

thesonicfan21 · Post by **thesonicfan21** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 10:11 am

Vash: OMG I WANT FOOOOOOD! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!1!!!!!!
Misha: I hate you, Shadow!
Bubbles: Shadow, you are the best friend I ever had!
Bubbles: Uh, Sonic... what are you doing here?
Star: I'm walking, I'm walking and I don't know where I'm going.

sparkythechao · Post by **sparkythechao** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:02 pm

I got it! "FEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOW!"

Gary2346 · Post by **Gary2346** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:19 am

Mack (N/S/N): FEED ME RED DUDE!
Knuckles: It's Knuckles, for the last time!
Mack: Watch it buddy! You'd get hungry too if you were forced to breed and reincarnate your whole life!
Knuckles: Oh yeah...... Because sleeping and walking around all day is so hard...
Crystal(H/P/F): Why did you raise me to be fat? I told you to make me a Hero Swim, not a Hero Power!
Knuckles: Hey! Your the one that evolved into that, not my problem!
Crystal: I'm not the one shoving Red drives in my face!
Victor(D/N/N With high Intelligence): I do say my young fellows, what is the meaning of all this broo-haha?
Everyone else: ......................

Omster · Post by **Omster** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:42 pm

mine would start asking me about how it is in the outside world!

pika778 · Post by **pika778** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:49 pm

"What are you!? You are sure not a chao or sonic!"

Lunar · Post by **Lunar** » Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:28 pm

I think mine would be "Quit shoving fruit the size of my head down my throat!"

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Pinkolol16 · Post by **Pinkolol16** » Fri Dec 28, 2012 2:36 pm

My SA2:B Chao would say: "Stop giving me food, I can't eat any more!"

I would say "There's too much!"

My SA:DX Chao would say: "Give me food, I'm starving!"

I would say "It's not ready yet! Sheesh, if they knew what life was like on SA2:B, they'd want to live here."

ZeroAlpha · Post by **ZeroAlpha** » Fri Dec 28, 2012 8:54 pm

Four of my chao who I've left in the chao kindergarten since the last time I played (some time last year): "Can we go home now...?"

peanut cravings · Post by **peanut cravings** » Fri Dec 28, 2012 11:32 pm

Candy: Why did u shove fruits down my throat when I was little?
Me: Because I needed you for a breeding experiment, so I needed you to evolve quickly
Candy: So that's all I'm here for?
Me: Noooo.......

Metalic: Why am I the only chao with 99 in almost everything?
Me: Because you look cool, and have good grades.
Metalic: Ya here that you guys?! I'm better than you all!

Glacier: WHAT HAPPENED TO TURNING ME INTO A DARK RUN POWER?!
Me: I dunno, I guess I got busy.
Glacier: >:(

Sim_Chao · Post by **Sim_Chao** » Sat Dec 29, 2012 1:40 am

Roki, would be like.

"WHAT KIND OF SPOILITS ARE YOU!?"

Roki: Saph, you look pretty!
Saph: And you're plain.
Roki: Auntie Rouge hatched me first, I'm her favorite.
Saph: Well I shine like a Jewel, she likes me best!

Roki: You're makin' me very cross!

Canpaw · Post by **Canpaw** » Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:11 pm

Echo: I want round fruit for dinner!
Echo Jr.: I want SQUAARE fruit.
Evil Jr.: WAAH
Evil:Echo, whats happening?
Echo: I don't know.

Luuk · Post by **Luuk** » Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:29 pm

Shadow and Shadow Jr in the Dark Garden:
Shadow Jr: You better make a Sonic Chao, I want to show him that I'm faster than him!
Shadow: Fine then, I will tell that faker, maybe I'm not better than him, but my Chao certainly are!

Sonic, Shadow, Sonic Jr and Shadow Jr in the Race Stadium:
Sonic: Well then, here is Sonic Jr, as fast as I am!
Shadow: We'll see...

After race:
Shadow: Well, what did I tell you? My Chao was faster!
Sonic: Alright than, your Chao are better...

Later, when Sonic Jr and Shadow Jr are Chaos Chao:

Sonic Jr and Shadow Jr: Let's fight this out in Karate!
Sonic and Shadow: Not again...

mintdrop · Post by **mintdrop** » Fri Jan 04, 2013 6:56 pm

Zephyr: I love Rouge!!
Aries: Lke you haven't said that like, 10 times this week...! I know the reason why you like her anyway.
Zephyr: …
Cirrus: omg you guys watch me roll around in awkward situations!!! :0
Inky: My whiskers tickle my face ^o^
Dusk: I'm a dark chao but i think the hero garden is the best!!!
Inferno: yeaaaaaaaaah! Running!! Pchoooooooo
Roxie: I spend my life in the pool :3
Torrent: Omg chao are kissing! I better walk between them!!!!
Umbra: Pet me! …Pet me again! …Pet me more! :D Stop petting me and I kill you :D
Aries: I'm surrounded by idiots…

Canpaw · Post by **Canpaw** » Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:12 pm

Echo, Echo jr. and Evil Jr: Evil stays into the same memory card and we get the neutral garden at another one?

Zorua · Post by **Zorua** » Fri Jan 04, 2013 11:35 pm

"I freaking hate you"

OR

"I freaking love you"

I can't remember any of my chaos' names because I haven't played SA2B in so long, so just take this because I knew that some loved me and some hated me.

Tri · Post by **Tri** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:35 pm

I don't have the game anymore but I remember all their names.

Chaolei: Why do you keep on jumping on me?
Me: Its not me! Its...
Nicholas(>my little brother): Hahaha! Look at him! He makes that funny face!
Me: Ugh.
Chaolei: Make him stop.
Me: Nicholas stop! He's gonna-
*Chaolei dies*
Me: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Purple Inukshuk · Post by **Purple Inukshuk** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 6:06 pm

I just got a new chao, his name is Polaris

Polaris: hold me shadow
Pet me shadow
Feed me shadow
Stop making me eat fruit shadow DX

Sim_Chao · Post by **Sim_Chao** » Thu Mar 07, 2013 12:51 pm

In this skit, Tails is caring for two special chao, the Deep Blue Auricom, and the Yellow Karboni. By accident, I made Tails toss Auricom to a fruit tree, then this dialogue came to mind. . .

Auricom: Tails, you tipsy, two-tailed, careless catapult! Stay away from me!

Tails: I'm sorry, Auricom, really! It's the player's fault, he was controlling me, and even he didn't mean it.
Auricom: Oh, well if you are my favorite, then toss Karboni, and we'll call it even!
Karboni: Don't listen to him, he's just looking for kicks!

Tails: I think I've given you both too many chaos drives in one sitting. *sigh* And, I thought pumping up Swim will make you happier in water.
Karboni: Oh, I give up! Do what Auri said, I want to get this over with. But then you have to pet me, afterwards.
Tails: Another time, Karb, I need to wax the Tornado.

Shadowkirby17 · Post by **Shadowkirby17** » Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:27 pm

When I attempt to feed my chao Luvbi an animal, she would say "But I'm a vegetarian! I decided five seconds ago!"

Kaite20 · Post by **Kaite20** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:38 am

Kosmo would say: "Feed me!", or "Pet me!".
Charon wouldn't say anything, because he would be asleep. Unless you woke him up. Then he would yell at you for waking him up in the first place.

Moon Chao · Post by **Moon Chao** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:00 am

RED: "Why is my name RED if I'm green?"
Me: "You're green-blue and you were red as a baby, don't you remember?"
RED: "...Oh yeah."

Darky: "..."

Luna: "Pet me! Pweaase? Pweeeeeeeaaaaassseee?"
Me: "I'm trying to raise Darky's stats!"
Luna: "...PLEASE! PLEEEASE!"
Me: "No!"
Luna: "PLEASE JUST PET ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!"
Me: "..." *pets*
Luna: "..." *walks away, then walks back* "Pet me!"

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